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#589858 - 04/25/13 05:59 PM 57
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1) Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork and Tomato Sauce
2) Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork no Tomato Sauce
3) Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Tomato Sauce no Pork
4) Heinz Oven-Baked Red Kidney Beans
5) Heinz Cream of Asparagus
6) Heinz Cream of Celery Soup
7) Heinz Cream of Green Pea Soup
8) Heinz Cream of Mushroom
9) Heinz Cream of Oyster
10) Heinz Cream of Tomato Soup
11) Heinz Bean Soup
12) Heinz Beef Broth
13) Heinz Clam Chowder
14) Heinz Gumbo Creole
15) Heinz Mock Turtle Soup
16) Heinz Scotch Broth
17) Heinz Noodle Soup
18) Heinz Pepper Pot Soup
19) Heinz Vegetable Soup
20) Heinz Consommé
21) Heinz Onion Soup
22) Heinz Mince Meat
23) Heinz Puddings—Date, Fig, and Plum
24) Heinz Peanut Butter
25) Heinz Cooked Spaghetti
26) Heinz Cooked Macaroni
27) Heinz Pure Jellies
28) Heinz Apple Butter
29) Heinz Gherkins—Sweet or Sour
30) Heinz Mixed Pickles—Sweet or Sour
31) Heinz Chow Chow Pickle
32) Heinz Sweet Mustard Pickle
33) Heinz Dill Pickles
34) Heinz Fresh Cucumber Pickle
35) Heinz Strained Foods
36) Heinz India Relish
37) Heinz Sandwich Spread
38) Heinz Pickled Onions—Sweet and Sour
39) Heinz Spanish Queen Olives
40) Heinz Stuffed Spanish Olives
41) Heinz Ripe Olives
42) Heinz Pure Spanish Olive Oil
43) Heinz Tomato Ketchup
44) Heinz Chili Sauce
45) Heinz Beefsteak Sauce
46) Heinz Pepper Sauce—Red or Green
47) Heinz Worcestershire Sauce
48) Heinz Prepared Mustard—Brown or Yellow
49) Heinz Evaporated Horseradish
50) Heinz Mayonnaise
51) Heinz Pure Malt Vinegar
52) Heinz Pure Cider Vinegar
53) Heinz Distilled White Vinegar
54) Heinz Tarragon Vinegar
55) Heinz Rice Flakes
56) Heinz Breakfast Wheat
57) Heinz Tomato Juice

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#589868 - 04/25/13 07:37 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Meh. It's all pretty much a steaming pile of #2.
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#589901 - 04/25/13 09:44 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Before I used to think that they make 57 varities of ketchup, but oddly I could only find like 7 varities on the shelves.

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#589915 - 04/26/13 01:12 AM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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A job. You need one.
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#589969 - 04/26/13 10:22 AM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I am a fan of their Ketchup, Gherkins and Hamburger Dills. Vlasic Hamburger Dills are close, I'd need side by side comparison to tell which is best. Wegman's Hamburger Dills suck balls.
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#589979 - 04/26/13 01:02 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Ketchup great. The rest suck balls.
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#590085 - 04/27/13 08:37 AM Re: 57 [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I am a fan of their Ketchup, Gherkins and Hamburger Dills. Vlasic Hamburger Dills are close, I'd need side by side comparison to tell which is best. Wegman's Hamburger Dills suck balls.


I like Claussen hamburger chips. Great Value also isn't bad as far as cheap brands of pickles go.

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#590099 - 04/27/13 11:02 AM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I use Great Value sweet pickle juice for devilled eggs.

I thought the 57 was because the 57 Sauce had 57 ingredients. 57.
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#590105 - 04/27/13 11:19 AM Re: 57 [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I use Great Value sweet pickle juice for devilled eggs.

I thought the 57 was because the 57 Sauce had 57 ingredients. 57.

57 is because 5 was Mr. Heinz favorite number and 7 was his wife's. They had over 60 products when they began their 57 thing.

I bought some pickles from Poland at the Russian store couple of days ago, because there is a mean guy on the label. It says pickles with pepper but they taste sweet than hot. $2.69 for 32 ounces is not that bad.



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#590106 - 04/27/13 11:21 AM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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FWIW there is atory via Yogi that says JD came to him and said he lost millions when the streak ended at 56.
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#590108 - 04/27/13 11:48 AM Re: 57 [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I am a fan of their Ketchup, Gherkins and Hamburger Dills.



Oh, Hellz yeah. And their relish.

Cheeseburgers with all of the above and Star Trek reruns on Channel 11 was Saturday dinner in the 70's.

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#590110 - 04/27/13 11:55 AM Re: 57 [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Star Trek reruns on Channel 11 was Saturday dinner in the 70's.


Remember Chiller Theater on WPIX?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FsQfCGDTqA

That was my main memory of Saturday nights in NY.
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#590115 - 04/27/13 02:07 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!


FWIW there is atory via Yogi that says JD came to him and said he lost millions when the streak ended at 56.

Heinz was sold to Brazil last year for over $20,000,000,000.00

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#590116 - 04/27/13 02:35 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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OK. Who cares? Other than their ketchup, they are useless.
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#590117 - 04/27/13 02:38 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
I bought some pickles from Poland at the Russian store couple of days ago, because there is a mean guy on the label.


A "mean guy" he sez. About a box labeled "Hetman"

Panzer, did it ever occur to you that a Hetman was a leader of cossaks. You know, the pricks what pogrommed your people?


Sometimes I think Panzer really does have a hacker, and that hacker is trying too hard.

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#590121 - 04/27/13 03:07 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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What was the name of that anti-semitic ultra-nationalist that ran against Yeltsin at the end of the Soviet Union?

The guy who turned out to be Jewish?

I think Panzer is related to him.
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#590122 - 04/27/13 03:10 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Then there was that Jewish guy from Brooklyn or Queens who was a Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan in NYS and national secretary of the American Nazi Party. Daniel Burros {I just googled it}.

Sounds like his mentor.
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#590123 - 04/27/13 03:12 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I see Panzer as a good person to cast for the Edward G. Robinson role in the re-make of the Ten Commandants. The dude willing to sell and corrupt his own to make a buck.
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#590137 - 04/27/13 07:16 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
I see Panzer as a good person to cast for the Edward G. Robinson role in the re-make of the Ten Commandants. The dude willing to sell and corrupt his own to make a buck.


Um, that would be just about any Jew.
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#590142 - 04/27/13 08:08 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Not really. Most would not.
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#590149 - 04/27/13 10:42 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
OK. Who cares? Other than their ketchup, they are useless.


My old man was a WW2 vet and ate Heinz vegetarian baked beans from the can his whole life. Boiled in the can, just peel off the green label.
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#590151 - 04/27/13 10:52 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
What was the name of that anti-semitic ultra-nationalist that ran against Yeltsin at the end of the Soviet Union?

The guy who turned out to be Jewish?


it was either gorbachev or perot.
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#590163 - 04/28/13 05:37 AM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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^^^ Zhirinovsky nee "Edelstein". Turns out he's a 1/2 Jew.


"Why should I reject Russian blood, Russian culture, Russian land, and fall in love with the Jewish people only because of that single drop of blood that my father left in my mother's body?"
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#591504 - 05/18/13 12:14 AM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I don't give a shit about this thread. Here's a picture of a Megalodon tooth next to some great white's

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#591582 - 05/18/13 03:43 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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You're so edgy. Like Robin Hood, or Che. Or the weirdo outside the grocery store going on about the Queen of England being a dope dealer. Way to speak truth to power.
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#591596 - 05/18/13 09:23 PM Re: 57 [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
You're so edgy. Like Robin Hood, or Che. Or the weirdo outside the grocery store going on about the Queen of England being a dope dealer. Way to speak truth to power.


I can only assume you're addressing me. What,I derailed another one of panztard's worthless fucking threads with something silly like a picture of a giant shark tooth? What the fuck does that have to do with politics? Edgey like Che? I'm sure you consider you're stupid fucking libertarian bullshit reich wing hero's to be edgy outsider hero's or some bullshit. Anyways, did you see the size of that fucking tooth? Megaladon was twice the size of a great white but it's teeth where like 5 times as large. largest tooth of any predator that ever lived.
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#591599 - 05/18/13 09:35 PM Re: 57 [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
You're so edgy. Like Robin Hood, or Che. Or the weirdo outside the grocery store going on about the Queen of England being a dope dealer. Way to speak truth to power.


I can only assume you're addressing me. What,I derailed another one of panztard's worthless fucking threads with something silly like a picture of a giant shark tooth? What the fuck does that have to do with politics? Edgey like Che? I'm sure you consider you're stupid fucking libertarian bullshit reich wing hero's to be edgy outsider hero's or some bullshit. Anyways, did you see the size of that fucking tooth? Megaladon was twice the size of a great white but it's teeth where like 5 times as large. largest tooth of any predator that ever lived.

edgy

your stupid

heroes

its

were

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#591617 - 05/19/13 10:14 AM Re: 57 [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD

edgy

your stupid

heroes

its

were


Backwards with some punctuation I can make some sense of that post.

"Were its heroes stupid? Your [sic] edgy."


I'm not sure that's what PulPeD meant. But, I'm going with it.
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#591628 - 05/19/13 10:56 AM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Spelling errors in the quoted, thus not obscure post in the chronology of their occurence.

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#591636 - 05/19/13 11:47 AM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Darn. I thought I was on to something.
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#591646 - 05/19/13 01:53 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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The "it's" is right tho, I think. Context: "Megaladon was twice the size of a great white but it's teeth where like 5 times as large."

The "it" is possessive, so "it's teeth" would be right? Like "Steve Driver's sword".
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#591653 - 05/19/13 02:03 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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No. Its is possessive. It's = It is.
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#591659 - 05/19/13 02:45 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Barry appears to be honest at least. Might've been a while.

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#591831 - 05/21/13 12:42 AM Re: 57 [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
No. Its is possessive. It's = It is.




Havn't had one of these in a long time.
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#591837 - 05/21/13 06:58 AM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Looks like a Carvel flying saucer covering in chocolate syrup.

Yum.
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#591907 - 05/21/13 08:42 PM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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What are the "buns"? A cookie of some variety? I've grown to appreciate a fine ice cream sanwich.
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#591942 - 05/22/13 10:42 AM Re: 57 [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
What are the "buns"? A cookie of some variety? I've grown to appreciate a fine ice cream sanwich.


Per their site:

"A scoop of ice cream, sandwiched between two old-fashioned oatmeal cookies, and dipped in dark chocolate. This product is available in Vanilla, Chocolate, Mint and Cappucino."

SOURCE
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#591953 - 05/22/13 11:37 AM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Yum.
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#593050 - 06/04/13 02:55 AM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I found a picture of panzer on the job

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#593072 - 06/04/13 11:41 AM Re: 57 [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Fuck, people be dumb.
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#593201 - 06/06/13 10:19 AM Re: 57 [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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