Have2, anyone stopping yer Okies on there way to the finals? Think they got a better chance against Miami this year?

I don't think anyone is stoppin Miami. I just hope they gotta go through Brooklyn and the Knicks to get to the title. I don't think either team has a shot, but it would be good for NYC to have some buzz.

Anyone but Miami.

I hear Blackules is a Miami fan.

Man, fuck Miami. Greasy ass Cubans and bougie niggas. I'm from da mutha fuckin streets and it don't get mo street than Crooklyn, yo. Yeah they best playa is cornfed white boy, but dude learnt to rebound this year and his homie Hump got some Kardashian stank on his hang low.

An if you asking why not Knicks, aint nobody winnin shit wit Melo.

I don't know. The Bronx may be more street than Crooklyn. There are plenty of nice spots in Brooklyn, upscale neighborhoods, great restaurants.

I can't think of too many off hand in the Bronx.

btw, I rate having "some Kardashian stank on his hang low" as a detriment NOT an asset. It's more like a public embarrassment that lowers your group in the eyes of your foe. What they would have called a "shonda for the goyim" in Brooklyn not all that long ago.

Whatchu talkin bout, foo? Dude tapped dat phat ass, got paid fo not writing a book or doin interviews, and don't have to dodge payin support fo a chile. What to be embarrassed about? Oh, an he get paid $12mill/yr fo sittin on a bench and not workin. Dude a balla. Big ups to Brooklyn!

--Balee Dat, Playa!

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Blackules, you are a disgrace to black men everywhere. Your ghetto talk cheapens us all.

Getting paid for being on the bench, good.

Getting paid to be a cuckold gigolo for an STD carrier, bad.

I've assumed that Blackules is Jerkules playing Guapo.

It's two Caucasians playing online ghetto. At least one needs some effort.

Shhhhhhhh. Blackules was created because Tritone was avoiding too many questions, and not putting enough honkies in there place. He don't seem to like the delivery, but he don't knock the content.

Hos be nappy-headed, foo.

Sorry I aint bougie enough for you, Brutha T-tone. As the only other brother on the board, lemme hear who you think gonna win, and who you rootin for to pull an upset.

--Don't hate da Playa, hate da game.

What is scary is that in ebonics I actually know what you are saying.

Shi... You's just e-wiggas hypin' and no brothers from another motherboard.

Bruce Jenner is doing all of the above...

Sir BLackules,

I can't say I really follow the NBA that much. I'll go with the New York Knicks since Gia Jordan loves NY so much.

One thing all we brothas have in common ( "bougie" or ghetto) is a love for Kim K. Damn, that's some good pussy.

Well, that and Red Lobster.

I would have thought Dallas BBQ.

Don't follow NBA?? My nizzle is bougie as Bornyo.

--Ballee Dat, Playa!

I'm just seeing this. You're a disgrace to any living creature.

Melo won an important game. The panic on WFAN is he had lost would have been EPIC.





I mean if we are allowed to discuss the NBA on this thread.

Certainly. I staryed off teyun to talk to have2, but apparently he doesn't like human conversation, just politics arguing and hot euros w/ little tits and fine asses.

The politics I don't get. The hot euros make up for it.

Yes. No.

Cmon ... hot euros atone for everything!!

No.

Nets up by 22 with 6+ remaining in the 4th.

First playoff win in Brooklyn since what? 1956 over the Yanks?

24 point lead with 2;42 left .....

I didn't get to watch, but the box score makes it look bad. Nets got outscored by 10 in the 4th quarter and still won by 17.

I hope they didn't use it all up tonight, like when the Yankees went for 19 against the Sawks, and proceeded to choke the next 3 games.

Knicks seemed to soundly beat the Celts. I just worry about them being so Melo dependent. And JR Smith, 1-7 from 3pt land, brutal.

Dude lives in the next town over from me. The road he killed that woman on, I drove drunk, stoned, tripping and blacked out literally 1000 times. I did it late enough at night that I only had to worry about deer, not other drivers. If he lives in one of the developments, chances are I partied there as it was being built. Gotta love living in one of the few remaining parts of Jersey w/o a population density high enough to require police.

I've never understood the allure of playing or watching basketball. But then again, I'm intelligent and have athletic ability. So I can watch and play sports that require those things.

Basketball requires athletic ability.

That's why I've never been able to play.

I've excelled at sports that didn't require speed and agility. Collusion sports at collusion positions.

Lineman in football. Catcher* in softball. Goalie in lacrosse.




* once stealing entered the scene, I was done at catcher. No arm. Which is why I switched over to lacrosse. Knee injury after knee injury [first tore it up at 10] led me to goalie.

Nets took the fourth quarter off to celebrate with a victory lap.

The "blackout" worked for them. [Team and fans all in black].

I went to see the Nets live 2x during the Jason Kidd era, a preseason game against the Celtics, and a reg. season game against the then new Charlotte Bobcats. You know what everybody says about hockey, how TV camera locked in on the puck doesn't do the game justice? Same thing w/ basketball. You see it live and you see all the plays developing, instead of a dude standing there, dribbling, waiting for opportunity.

Couldn't give a rat's ass about the NBA. Wake me up when the NHL playoffs start.

And the sheer size of the guys is lost because they are ALL so tall.

My brother used to get courtside seats from his company for the Big East tourney. Wow was that exciting.

I've never been that close at an NBA game. Behind the basket in the first level of seats was the closest.

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are you really this easily manipulated?. really?.

i'm not reading through the monotony that brought pd to this point but whoever broke him can they please fix him or throw him away. if not it might be box time because his routine fucken sucks.

Don't waste the ashes of your victims; no one's gonna mind the carbon footprint.

And: Nonsense.

there's a difference between cryptic and unreadable and unfortunately for you the return of fatman has exposed you as the spam-bot you really are. the fatman simply does it better than you and you can't keep up.

get better.

Whining and blather. Rape your kid once more.

The Okies and the Heat put full beat downs on Game 1.

Howard went for 20pts and 15 rebounds in a Game 1 loss. He gonna have to do 35 & 15 for LA to win a game.

If Lou starts doing that you're going to need a new hobby.

No, it requires you to be tall. That's it. If you grow to over 6'5" and have enough coordination to walk (plus managing to get through your teens without being convicted of robbing/raping/murdering someone), you'll make the NBA.

When the highest level of the sport is made up mostly of the dumbest people of our society, it's hard to take the "sport" seriously.

Managing to get through your teens without being convicted of robbing/raping/murdering someone. Austrian hindsight.

This is a Brandon alt, right? There aren't any other bitter white dwarfs around are there?

baseball, hockey, and football are full of near retards. that's the trick to being "coach able". if you're smart enough to be able to think for yourself you either move on when you're young or let dedication take over and get the big picture accepting the brainwashing tactics.