Congratulations, America! In the same breath that you call out other nations (China, Syria, Afghanistan, etc.) for human rights, you will try to nominate a churchy wacko to tell you what you can watch. If you are a lesbian who wants to marry, you don't have equal rights. If you are straight and you want contraception for your health, you don't have equal rights. If you're a pregnant woman who wants an abortion, you're going to be forced to undergo unwanted procedures like transvaginal ultrasound wand probing. Saudi Arabian women cannot drive cars so they don't have "freedom." Wake up, you morons, because you are far from free, too.

You will take my starfish pics from my cold, dead, lubed hands.

Let's not get too self-righteous Brandon. You think that Harper wouldn't mess with porn or civil liberties? You don't think the NDP and Liberals wouldn't turn us into a nanny state?

Santorum's Google problem makes him unelectable...thankfully...hopefully.

Prime Minister Harper is smart enough to avoid the issue and not create a tempest in a teapot. Adults like porn. If consenting adults want to have consensual sex, it's no business of the government to intervene. At least President Obama has said the focus should be on protecting children and this makes sense. Conservatives pandering to the base by trying to be ultra-conservative are dangerous.

Let Romney spend his money, get the nomination, and lose to Obama. Too bad for Ron Paul, the one who makes the most sense. Just go with the prettiest talking head.

One last rant about the starfishedness of Americans: When terrorists attacked your country, politicians were up in arms. WE MUST TRY THEM IN THE US!! (Or just detain them for a decade with no trial at Gitmo.) Then, when Staff Sgt. Robert Bales launches his one-man assault, do you think he gets to face Afghan justice? No way! He's flown out of there to "calm things down." What a load of shit. Let the spin-doctoring begin so he's the PTSD-suffering victim.

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

Haha, let me get this straight: Now you're highjacking your own thread to spew Canadian nonsense? Nice.

It's no wonder you have a chip on your shoulder against the US, considering we threw you out and everything, but bad enough to screw up your own shitty self-promotional thread?

You aren't very smart, are you?

Of course not. The smartest thing I ever heard in or about porn mopes came from the legendary John T. Bone during his introduction/orientation to the load dumpers at one of his mega bukkakes: "Gentlemen, clear you minds of any thoughts except the girl. The most successful males in this business are the ones who are dumb as rocks, he continued. Look at Tommy Byron, bless his soul, he's as dumb as can be and never has anything in his head except Fuck Fuck Cum."
That's how to make it as male talent, just be dumb and horny. I can name dozens of mopes who fit this profile and have lasted years in the biz. Don't over think it, just fuck.

I will screw up whatever I want to screw up: my thread, my life, my chances at success. I'm bequeathing this thread to my good friend have2cit. If you need me, I'll be in Thailand with John T. Bone shooting Thai One On, a bondage soon-to-be classic from Cream Entertainment and Brandon Iron Productions. Can anyone tell me how to tie a timber hitch knot?

Isn't he in prison?

so is Brandon. It's called Canada.

Touche'

No, Touche is in Quebec. I live in Calgary, Alberta.

Douche?

Douche is definitely in Canada. Apparently in Calgary, Alberta.

Is he a relative of yours? He looks a LOT like you.

The only connection between us is that my tax dollars funded some of his equipment and training. I know some of you are slow so I'm going to show you the difference:
This is the alleged killer of 16 Afghan civilians...



This is me...


I am the star of Rampage (West Coast Productions). Bales went on an actual rampage.


I must go look for a map for my location-challenged friends now.

Back on topic now, please. Don't make me go all Bales-out on you guys.

wow you nailed miko lee back in the day?not too shabby brandon.is the whore with you on the cover katja kassin?

Miso horny for Miko. Hot hot hot!
RE: Katja Kassin. No, the lovely Jena and I did a scene in a limo. It was as close to being on the Bangbus as I ever got. More of a Banglimo.
More useless Brandon Iron trivia. Volume 4 of the Rampage series is the all-time bestseller of the discounted catalogue titles from West Coast Productions. Give credit to Belladonna and her hot scene (shot in her apartment BTW).

Post pics of twats and turd lockers or STFU.

Send my best to Android when you see him.

Cool....will do. We had dinner this past week. His girlfriend, he, and I went to a concert afterwards. He's doing well. Good times.

Say hello to iPhone and Blackberry too.

I don't know which is worse: The fact that there's already de-motivational posters of this guy or the fact that Brandon clearly lifted this image from one to score points on a bukkake board.

You are looking to score on a bukkake board. Is that any better? Go away.

I don't get you. You finally get a string of decent looking whores and the help you so desperately needed in posting their pics in the proper places and you're pissing it away by insulting your most likely buyers. There's a word for that.

Wasn't the last bukkake shot way back when Monkey was still relevant? I don't think it needs to be thought of as a bukakke board anymore.

Just as a point of order, under Monkey's regime it was called "Burkakke". I never figured out that quirk he had but guess it had to do with the girls burp an hour after the filming.

Now back to starfish and honeypots as Brandon sees fit.

I'm sorry for my outburst. I've been under an incredible amount of stress lately and have sought professional help. Not from a psychologist. I called a qualified director who looked at my work and concluded that it's terrible. From composition to cinematography to poor lighting and wardrobe malfunctions, I simply have no talent to produce. His advice was that I stop immediately, if not sooner.

You need a proctologist ! :-)

No, I saw one after a previous outburst of sorts. A better diet cured it.

Denise



A few more pics at the blog at www.brandoniron.com or click here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2012/03/20/denise-returns/

So, when you are directing these models during these photo shoots and they don't speak a work of English, do you mime the poses to them? Do you turn and spread your cheeks and nod: like this?

No, I use a series of high-frequency whistles that only models can hear.

Nice, Brandon. She looks very uncomfortable in those pics but she is still a step in the right direction.

Do you spend any time trying to get the girls to relax or are they all so raw or are they all just in a hurry to get things over with? I'm not ballbusting here at all. Those first two pics she looks very stiff and awkward. I'm sure a lot of folks here find that attractive in itself.

The first two pics are my "military pose" pics. I like seeing a woman just stand there, front and back. I ask them to stand like a soldier. Keeping it simple and pure. She's open for inspection.

Well, her ankle to calf ratio is pretty good. As is her ass. Good find.

Something about this pose reminds me of Godric from True Blood. Not a compliment. Like she should be stomping around, doing some sort of Godless ritual. Otherwise, the whore is OK.

She looks mantastic! And nice to see that festive public transportation fabric make it's way to futons in Eastern Europe.

Things to know about Denise.
Turn Ons:
Passion, Kissing, Pleasing her partner, Receiving foot massages.

Turn Offs:
While she enjoys being rimmed, she hates getting fucked in her ass. Also, she is not a fan of swallowing (see explanation at the blog: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2012/03/20/denise-returns/ ).

She shares a house with Akasha Sweetheart (see blog for pics: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2012/03/17/akasha-sweetheart/ ). Denise enjoys playing with her dog.

The first time I met Denise was about 4 months ago.


She changed her hair, tans, works out, and eats well. She said she's enjoying her time very, very much these days and porn has been good to her.

She forgot to take off her wedding ring for the ass spread shots. Her husband wait in the foyer?

From the oblong pucker of her asshole, it aint hard to figure why she don't like anal. If I was beaten and held down by a Russian pimp, then had pumpkin pie stuffed in my mouth until my lips split, I'd probably learn to hate pumpkin pie as much as she hates anal.

It was so long ago that even posing "when monkey was relevant" is no longer relevant.

What did incestuous Monkey do last Halloween? Pump kin.

No reusing JRV jokes on Monkey.

Blue Angel




A few more pics at the blog at www.brandoniron.com or click here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2012/03/22/blue-angel/

I like this pig Brandon. You gotta mix in a couple pure dumpster sluts so we don't think someone hi jacked your account.

Sssshhh....I'm stealing Pierre Woodman's content and posting it as my own.

The nineties raver bed got covered with something so much more maternal. Good whore care.

You gave her a name that is a common term for lighting farts? How sweet.

Oh there was rave on it today. A LOT of ecstasy was taken. Blue Angel took hers orally.