I hate myself. That isn't unusual.
Today's reason ... I lost my phone.
Granted it was over 5 years old. Granted it wasn't a smartphone. Granted the battery was dying. Granted when I misplace the charger, no one had one to sell me and I had to spend ~400 times for shipping what I paid for the charger [1 cent].
Granted all it could do was make calls and be an alarm clock. Well ... it took bad photos. But, you had to pay to send them to anyone. Even yourself.
But, now I have to make the jump to a smartphone ...

I have no more excuses.

Damn.