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#589752 - 04/24/13 12:49 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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Basketball requires athletic ability. No, it requires you to be tall. That's it. If you grow to over 6'5" and have enough coordination to walk (plus managing to get through your teens without being convicted of robbing/raping/murdering someone), you'll make the NBA. When the highest level of the sport is made up mostly of the dumbest people of our society, it's hard to take the "sport" seriously. 6'4". Always a bridesmaid. Plus never convicted. And stupid. The never convicted thing is just a suggestion amongst your more urban 'thletes.
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#589761 - 04/24/13 07:28 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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I know plenty of white dudes over 6'5 who would do as well on a basketball court as Stephen Hawking would do on Dancing With The Stars.
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#589772 - 04/24/13 10:36 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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While height helps, you still need to be athletic.
There is no collusion position to hide an unathletic person.
Show me the John Kruk of basketball. The refrigerator Perry. The Dave Schultz/Nick Fotiu.
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#589779 - 04/24/13 02:04 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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Shaq.
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#589782 - 04/24/13 03:22 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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Shaq could rebound, pass the ball, and when he was young was much more mobile. The bigger you are the quicker you break down.
Manute Bol was 7'6 and couldn't do anything besides block shots. Dude couldn't score from anywhere. There are tons of 7footers who sucked.
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#589783 - 04/24/13 03:35 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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baseball, hockey, and football are full of near retards. that's the trick to being "coach able". if you're smart enough to be able to think for yourself you either move on when you're young or let dedication take over and get the big picture accepting the brainwashing tactics. Baseball doesn't require a lot of brains when playing defense with the exception of the catcher. But the skill required to hit a baseball is a hell of a lot more then trying to bounce a ball on a hardwood floor. Football is certainly an over prepped, scouted and couched sport. It's more repitition, which doesn't require much smarts. But for the center who calls the blocking schemes, and the QBs who runs the offense, intelligence is needed. The physical nature itself makes it far more difficult than the flopping and diving seen on a basketball court. However your comments about hockey show you are the one on full retard. First off, the vast majority of people in the US couldn't play simply because they can't skate. That in of itself makes it far more difficult to play. Throw in the need to stick handle, the physical play, the no out of bounds, the fact there is a player specifically out there to stand in the net and prevent you from scoring. It's not even close at how much more athletic ability is needed to play hockey. And as for the smarts, well teams teach systems, but the systems on the defensive side are a reaction of what the offense is doing. You could break down a NHL game and never see the same play twice. It's read and react. No other sport has the same dimension. Face it, if you like basketball, it's because you're too stupid to understand other sports. And if you play basketball, it's because you don't have enough athletic ability to do anything else While height helps, you still need to be athletic.
There is no collusion position to hide an unathletic person.
Show me the John Kruk of basketball. The refrigerator Perry. The Dave Schultz/Nick Fotiu. Barry beat me to it, but Shaq comes to mind. There are a bunch more. Probably named Jamal or Jamarcus. From what I have seen, the only talent needs to be the point guard. But I wouldn't call that talent, he just needs to be better than the rest. Take anyone off the street who can walk 5', and they can play basketball. Yet you'd be hard pressed to be able to do the same with the vast majority of other sports
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#589784 - 04/24/13 05:16 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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Can I hear your take on black quarterbacks?
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#589805 - 04/24/13 09:57 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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best quote on basketball is from Ty Cobb
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#589840 - 04/25/13 02:31 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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best quote on basketball is from Ty Cobb Well? We're waiting.
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#589842 - 04/25/13 02:42 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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Cobb's great grandson plays college basketball. CLICK!
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#589843 - 04/25/13 03:14 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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"Basketball is a bunch of queers running around playing a n***** ballgame in their underwear".
That's what I found online, but I've often heard it the other way around. A bunch of N**** in their underwear playing a queer's game.
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#589867 - 04/25/13 07:36 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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That's a made up quote.
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#589871 - 04/25/13 07:41 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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Brooklyn Nets ticking me off.
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#589872 - 04/25/13 07:41 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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However your comments about hockey show you are the one on full retard. First off, the vast majority of people in the US couldn't play simply because they can't skate. That in of itself makes it far more difficult to play. Throw in the need to stick handle, the physical play, the no out of bounds, the fact there is a player specifically out there to stand in the net and prevent you from scoring. It's not even close at how much more athletic ability is needed to play hockey. And as for the smarts, well teams teach systems, but the systems on the defensive side are a reaction of what the offense is doing. You could break down a NHL game and never see the same play twice. It's read and react. No other sport has the same dimension. do you even skate, breh?.
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#589873 - 04/25/13 07:43 PM
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tyler francis cobb simply did not appreciate the potential of the black man.
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#589875 - 04/25/13 07:47 PM
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yup....that's the guy.
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#589894 - 04/25/13 09:09 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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Porn Jesus
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What about Tyrus Raymond?
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#589917 - 04/26/13 01:21 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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How do y'all think Ty would've worked out today? And I'm talking about his ability be relative to the time. How would his exuberance, zest for life, play in today's atmosphere?
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#589919 - 04/26/13 01:26 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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Elder of Zion
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you think anyone from that era could hit off today's pitchers?
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#589932 - 04/26/13 06:28 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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How do y'all think Ty would've worked out today? And I'm talking about his ability be relative to the time. How would his exuberance, zest for life, play in today's atmosphere? He would be fine in todays game. Pete Rose was a miserable prick who hated everyone but his bookie, he was OK. Cobb wouldn't have a John Rocker moment, because Cobb had a brain in his head. you think anyone from that era could hit off today's pitchers? Sure. Hand/eye coordination is the crux of it. They would have the same difficulties against Verlander and Kershaw that they did against Walter Johnson and Cy Young. Size of the stadiums and style of play would vastly change the stats, though. The top pitchers could play today too, because if you can put the pitch where you want it, you are going to be productive. though.
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#589933 - 04/26/13 06:31 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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Porn Jesus
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In today's NBA Nigga Coaches Loose to White Coaches. It's a simple fact of the NBA. What is your take on Filipino coaches? 
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#589935 - 04/26/13 06:32 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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you think anyone from that era could hit off today's pitchers? Cobb had no problem hitting .400 in an era where pitchers could still throw spitballs and you practically had to fire a baseball out of cannon to hit a home run. Hell Cobb would get at least fifty base hits a year just bunting in this era. That's assuming he's not being suspended ten times a year for taking out opposing players with his spikes.
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#589952 - 04/26/13 09:28 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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Porn Jesus
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In today's NBA Nigga Coaches Loose to White Coaches. It's a simple fact of the NBA. Another crypto-fag.
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#589960 - 04/26/13 09:54 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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Brooklyn is choking and the Okies are probably done. Russell Westbrook is out for the remainder of the playoffs w/ a knee injury.
I still feel the Spurs are too old, but who else gonna rep the West?
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#589977 - 04/26/13 12:59 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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The Nets are pissing me off.
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#590027 - 04/26/13 07:39 PM
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Knicks a game away from a series win.
All without that big stinkin' steamin' pile of Amare.
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#590241 - 04/28/13 11:50 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs FUCK DEM LAKERS
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#590249 - 04/29/13 06:21 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs FUCK DEM LAKERS
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Howard is a clown. Brook Lopez's production this year made me happy that the Nets didn't get him.
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#590259 - 04/29/13 08:16 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs FUCK DEM LAKERS
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Note to every sportscaster in America, shut the fuck up about the Lakers. Wanted to Elvis my TV last night. Sportscenter last night=Lakers Lakers Lakers Lakers Lakers Lakers Lakers Celtics Lakers Lakers Lakers Lakers Lakers Red Sox Yankees Lakers Lakers Lakers Lakers Lakers Heat Lakers Lakers Lakers Lakers Lakers Lakers Lakers.
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#590272 - 04/29/13 09:23 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs FUCK DEM LAKERS
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Look out. It's about to be Tebow Tebow Tebow Tebow ad infinitum.
Even on the news channels.
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#590478 - 05/01/13 07:08 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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When you're depending on a guy with special needs to be "clutch" things don't end up well for you... This nicks team was the old thuggets team and they shit the bed. LOL Nicks FAN 
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#590616 - 05/05/13 08:27 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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Well, the Nets are done. Joe Johnson shot 2-14 with 1-9 from 3pt range. Huge let down and will earn him a lot of consideration as the most over paid player in the NBA this off season.
Nets aren't in bad shape moving forward. Humphries' bloated deal was for 2 years. Now that it is going into its last year, it is a valuable chip to send a team looking to clear cap space. They need a power forward.
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#591665 - 05/19/13 03:38 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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In today's NBA Nigga Coaches Loose to White Coaches. It's a simple fact of the NBA. Only One Nigga Head Coach Left and 2 White Guys and a Nigga Asian. I have the white guys going to the finals.
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#591668 - 05/19/13 04:11 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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Porn Jesus
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So you are admitting you were wrong?
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#591706 - 05/19/13 08:30 PM
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I'm hoping for the Grizzlies against the Heat in the finals, because I think they will play more physical against Miami. If Bosh and LeBron get beat up they may wilt.
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#591757 - 05/20/13 07:45 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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do you even skate, breh?. Got paid to do so for a while, so I'll say yes. Can I hear your take on black quarterbacks? They're great if you want your team to get a lot of media coverage, and need the media to find excuses for why your losing record isn't because your QB gets too excited after rubbing the center's balls at the line of scrimmage to actually complete a pass. But if you want to win a championship, then the numbers don't lie
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#591805 - 05/20/13 08:00 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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do you even skate, breh?. Got paid to do so for a while, so I'll say yes. took that previous post personal did ya?. welcome to the internets, meatbag. how'd it end for you?.
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#592923 - 06/02/13 01:50 AM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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In today's NBA Nigga Coaches Loose to White Coaches. It's a simple fact of the NBA. Only One Nigga Head Coach Left and 2 White Guys and a Nigga Asian. I have the white guys going to the finals. All the Nigga Head Coachez in the West have been Slayed by White Wizzard Head Coachez The phillanigger head coach of the Miami Monkey Ballers is about to get upset by the Power of the White HeadzCoach of White and Ryte Indiana
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#592947 - 06/02/13 01:01 PM
Re: NBA Playoffs
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took that previous post personal did ya?. welcome to the internets, meatbag.
Not at all. But I'm sure this is not the first time you've lied to yourself to try and kill the pain Same old. Someone was younger and willing to play for less. Got to a point where you can make more money going to the office every day, rather than have to drop the mitts with every 22 year old that enters the league.
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