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#589231 - 04/18/13 08:53 AM NBA Playoffs
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Have2, anyone stopping yer Okies on there way to the finals? Think they got a better chance against Miami this year?

I don't think anyone is stoppin Miami. I just hope they gotta go through Brooklyn and the Knicks to get to the title. I don't think either team has a shot, but it would be good for NYC to have some buzz.
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#589254 - 04/18/13 12:40 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Anyone but Miami.
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#589260 - 04/18/13 02:19 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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I hear Blackules is a Miami fan.
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#589286 - 04/18/13 09:58 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Man, fuck Miami. Greasy ass Cubans and bougie niggas. I'm from da mutha fuckin streets and it don't get mo street than Crooklyn, yo. Yeah they best playa is cornfed white boy, but dude learnt to rebound this year and his homie Hump got some Kardashian stank on his hang low.

An if you asking why not Knicks, aint nobody winnin shit wit Melo.
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#589297 - 04/19/13 06:47 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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I don't know. The Bronx may be more street than Crooklyn. There are plenty of nice spots in Brooklyn, upscale neighborhoods, great restaurants.

I can't think of too many off hand in the Bronx.
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#589298 - 04/19/13 06:48 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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btw, I rate having "some Kardashian stank on his hang low" as a detriment NOT an asset. It's more like a public embarrassment that lowers your group in the eyes of your foe. What they would have called a "shonda for the goyim" in Brooklyn not all that long ago.
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#589314 - 04/19/13 12:03 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Whatchu talkin bout, foo? Dude tapped dat phat ass, got paid fo not writing a book or doin interviews, and don't have to dodge payin support fo a chile. What to be embarrassed about? Oh, an he get paid $12mill/yr fo sittin on a bench and not workin. Dude a balla. Big ups to Brooklyn!

--Balee Dat, Playa!
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#589318 - 04/19/13 02:31 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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^^^^^
Blackules, you are a disgrace to black men everywhere. Your ghetto talk cheapens us all.

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#589319 - 04/19/13 02:36 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Blackules]
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Originally Posted By: Blackules
Whatchu talkin bout, foo? Dude tapped dat phat ass, got paid fo not writing a book or doin interviews, and don't have to dodge payin support fo a chile. What to be embarrassed about? Oh, an he get paid $12mill/yr fo sittin on a bench and not workin. Dude a balla. Big ups to Brooklyn!

--Balee Dat, Playa!


Getting paid for being on the bench, good.

Getting paid to be a cuckold gigolo for an STD carrier, bad.
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#589320 - 04/19/13 02:38 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Tritone]
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
^^^^^
Blackules, you are a disgrace to black men everywhere. Your ghetto talk cheapens us all.


I've assumed that Blackules is Jerkules playing Guapo.
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#589330 - 04/19/13 03:31 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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It's two Caucasians playing online ghetto. At least one needs some effort.

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#589348 - 04/19/13 07:16 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
^^^^^
Blackules, you are a disgrace to black men everywhere. Your ghetto talk cheapens us all.


I've assumed that Blackules is Jerkules playing Guapo.


Shhhhhhhh. Blackules was created because Tritone was avoiding too many questions, and not putting enough honkies in there place. He don't seem to like the delivery, but he don't knock the content.
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#589349 - 04/19/13 07:18 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Hos be nappy-headed, foo.

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#589350 - 04/19/13 07:18 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Tritone]
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
^^^^^
Blackules, you are a disgrace to black men everywhere. Your ghetto talk cheapens us all.


Sorry I aint bougie enough for you, Brutha T-tone. As the only other brother on the board, lemme hear who you think gonna win, and who you rootin for to pull an upset.

--Don't hate da Playa, hate da game.
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#589351 - 04/19/13 07:20 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Hos be nappy-headed, foo.


What is scary is that in ebonics I actually know what you are saying. frown
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#589355 - 04/19/13 07:27 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Shi... You's just e-wiggas hypin' and no brothers from another motherboard.

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#589365 - 04/19/13 07:42 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: Blackules
Whatchu talkin bout, foo? Dude tapped dat phat ass, got paid fo not writing a book or doin interviews, and don't have to dodge payin support fo a chile. What to be embarrassed about? Oh, an he get paid $12mill/yr fo sittin on a bench and not workin. Dude a balla. Big ups to Brooklyn!

--Balee Dat, Playa!


Getting paid for being on the bench, good.

Getting paid to be a cuckold gigolo for an STD carrier, bad.


Bruce Jenner is doing all of the above...
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#589384 - 04/20/13 12:56 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Sir BLackules,

I can't say I really follow the NBA that much. I'll go with the New York Knicks since Gia Jordan loves NY so much.

One thing all we brothas have in common ( "bougie" or ghetto) is a love for Kim K. Damn, that's some good pussy.

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#589390 - 04/20/13 02:45 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Tritone]
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Sir BLackules,

One thing all we brothas have in common ( "bougie" or ghetto) is a love for Kim K. Damn, that's some good pussy.



Well, that and Red Lobster.
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#589401 - 04/20/13 05:44 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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I would have thought Dallas BBQ.
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#589415 - 04/20/13 10:45 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan


I can't say I really follow the NBA that much.


Don't follow NBA?? My nizzle is bougie as Bornyo.

--Ballee Dat, Playa!
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#589417 - 04/20/13 11:12 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Tritone]
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
^^^^^
Blackules, you are a disgrace to black men everywhere. Your ghetto talk cheapens us all.


I'm just seeing this. You're a disgrace to any living creature.
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#589433 - 04/20/13 03:59 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Melo won an important game. The panic on WFAN is he had lost would have been EPIC.





I mean if we are allowed to discuss the NBA on this thread.
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#589436 - 04/20/13 04:29 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Certainly. I staryed off teyun to talk to have2, but apparently he doesn't like human conversation, just politics arguing and hot euros w/ little tits and fine asses.
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#589440 - 04/20/13 05:34 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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The politics I don't get. The hot euros make up for it.
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#589445 - 04/20/13 06:07 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Yes. No.

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#589462 - 04/20/13 06:28 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Yes. No.


Cmon ... hot euros atone for everything!! smile
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#589464 - 04/20/13 06:30 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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No.

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#589466 - 04/20/13 06:35 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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frown
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#589469 - 04/20/13 06:40 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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applaud

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#589471 - 04/20/13 07:14 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Nets up by 22 with 6+ remaining in the 4th.

First playoff win in Brooklyn since what? 1956 over the Yanks?
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#589473 - 04/20/13 07:23 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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24 point lead with 2;42 left .....
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#589477 - 04/20/13 09:18 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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I didn't get to watch, but the box score makes it look bad. Nets got outscored by 10 in the 4th quarter and still won by 17.

I hope they didn't use it all up tonight, like when the Yankees went for 19 against the Sawks, and proceeded to choke the next 3 games.

Knicks seemed to soundly beat the Celts. I just worry about them being so Melo dependent. And JR Smith, 1-7 from 3pt land, brutal.

Dude lives in the next town over from me. The road he killed that woman on, I drove drunk, stoned, tripping and blacked out literally 1000 times. I did it late enough at night that I only had to worry about deer, not other drivers. If he lives in one of the developments, chances are I partied there as it was being built. Gotta love living in one of the few remaining parts of Jersey w/o a population density high enough to require police.
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#589487 - 04/21/13 04:12 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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I've never understood the allure of playing or watching basketball. But then again, I'm intelligent and have athletic ability. So I can watch and play sports that require those things.

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#589492 - 04/21/13 04:59 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Basketball requires athletic ability.

That's why I've never been able to play.

I've excelled at sports that didn't require speed and agility. Collusion sports at collusion positions.

Lineman in football. Catcher* in softball. Goalie in lacrosse.




* once stealing entered the scene, I was done at catcher. No arm. Which is why I switched over to lacrosse. Knee injury after knee injury [first tore it up at 10] led me to goalie.
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#589493 - 04/21/13 05:01 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I didn't get to watch, but the box score makes it look bad. Nets got outscored by 10 in the 4th quarter and still won by 17.


Nets took the fourth quarter off to celebrate with a victory lap.

The "blackout" worked for them. [Team and fans all in black].
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#589495 - 04/21/13 05:35 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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I went to see the Nets live 2x during the Jason Kidd era, a preseason game against the Celtics, and a reg. season game against the then new Charlotte Bobcats. You know what everybody says about hockey, how TV camera locked in on the puck doesn't do the game justice? Same thing w/ basketball. You see it live and you see all the plays developing, instead of a dude standing there, dribbling, waiting for opportunity.
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#589496 - 04/21/13 05:36 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Couldn't give a rat's ass about the NBA. Wake me up when the NHL playoffs start.
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#589514 - 04/21/13 01:19 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I went to see the Nets live 2x during the Jason Kidd era, a preseason game against the Celtics, and a reg. season game against the then new Charlotte Bobcats. You know what everybody says about hockey, how TV camera locked in on the puck doesn't do the game justice? Same thing w/ basketball. You see it live and you see all the plays developing, instead of a dude standing there, dribbling, waiting for opportunity.



And the sheer size of the guys is lost because they are ALL so tall.

My brother used to get courtside seats from his company for the Big East tourney. Wow was that exciting.

I've never been that close at an NBA game. Behind the basket in the first level of seats was the closest.
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#589524 - 04/21/13 02:48 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You see it live and you see all the plays developing, instead of a dude standing there, dribbling, waiting for opportunity.


Quote:
And the sheer size of the guys is lost because they are ALL so tall.


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#589525 - 04/21/13 03:32 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Yes. No.


are you really this easily manipulated?. really?.

i'm not reading through the monotony that brought pd to this point but whoever broke him can they please fix him or throw him away. if not it might be box time because his routine fucken sucks.
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#589535 - 04/21/13 05:53 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Don't waste the ashes of your victims; no one's gonna mind the carbon footprint.

And: Nonsense.

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#589536 - 04/21/13 05:55 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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there's a difference between cryptic and unreadable and unfortunately for you the return of fatman has exposed you as the spam-bot you really are. the fatman simply does it better than you and you can't keep up.

get better.
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#589556 - 04/21/13 08:40 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Whining and blather. Rape your kid once more.

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#589565 - 04/21/13 09:04 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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The Okies and the Heat put full beat downs on Game 1.

Howard went for 20pts and 15 rebounds in a Game 1 loss. He gonna have to do 35 & 15 for LA to win a game.
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#589566 - 04/21/13 09:31 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Whining and blather. Rape your kid once more.


If Lou starts doing that you're going to need a new hobby.
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#589712 - 04/23/13 03:31 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Basketball requires athletic ability.


No, it requires you to be tall. That's it. If you grow to over 6'5" and have enough coordination to walk (plus managing to get through your teens without being convicted of robbing/raping/murdering someone), you'll make the NBA.

When the highest level of the sport is made up mostly of the dumbest people of our society, it's hard to take the "sport" seriously.

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#589714 - 04/23/13 03:38 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Managing to get through your teens without being convicted of robbing/raping/murdering someone. Austrian hindsight.

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#589715 - 04/23/13 03:43 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Akholic]
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Originally Posted By: Akholic
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Basketball requires athletic ability.


No, it requires you to be tall. That's it. If you grow to over 6'5" and have enough coordination to walk (plus managing to get through your teens without being convicted of robbing/raping/murdering someone), you'll make the NBA.

When the highest level of the sport is made up mostly of the dumbest people of our society, it's hard to take the "sport" seriously.


This is a Brandon alt, right? There aren't any other bitter white dwarfs around are there?
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#589723 - 04/23/13 06:56 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Akholic]
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Originally Posted By: Akholic


When the highest level of the sport is made up mostly of the dumbest people of our society, it's hard to take the "sport" seriously.


baseball, hockey, and football are full of near retards. that's the trick to being "coach able". if you're smart enough to be able to think for yourself you either move on when you're young or let dedication take over and get the big picture accepting the brainwashing tactics.
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#589752 - 04/24/13 12:49 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Akholic]
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Originally Posted By: Akholic
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Basketball requires athletic ability.


No, it requires you to be tall. That's it. If you grow to over 6'5" and have enough coordination to walk (plus managing to get through your teens without being convicted of robbing/raping/murdering someone), you'll make the NBA.

When the highest level of the sport is made up mostly of the dumbest people of our society, it's hard to take the "sport" seriously.


6'4". Always a bridesmaid. Plus never convicted. And stupid.

The never convicted thing is just a suggestion amongst your more urban 'thletes.
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#589761 - 04/24/13 07:28 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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I know plenty of white dudes over 6'5 who would do as well on a basketball court as Stephen Hawking would do on Dancing With The Stars.
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#589772 - 04/24/13 10:36 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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While height helps, you still need to be athletic.

There is no collusion position to hide an unathletic person.

Show me the John Kruk of basketball. The refrigerator Perry. The Dave Schultz/Nick Fotiu.
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#589779 - 04/24/13 02:04 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Shaq.
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#589782 - 04/24/13 03:22 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Shaq could rebound, pass the ball, and when he was young was much more mobile. The bigger you are the quicker you break down.

Manute Bol was 7'6 and couldn't do anything besides block shots. Dude couldn't score from anywhere. There are tons of 7footers who sucked.
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#589783 - 04/24/13 03:35 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
baseball, hockey, and football are full of near retards. that's the trick to being "coach able". if you're smart enough to be able to think for yourself you either move on when you're young or let dedication take over and get the big picture accepting the brainwashing tactics.


Baseball doesn't require a lot of brains when playing defense with the exception of the catcher. But the skill required to hit a baseball is a hell of a lot more then trying to bounce a ball on a hardwood floor.

Football is certainly an over prepped, scouted and couched sport. It's more repitition, which doesn't require much smarts. But for the center who calls the blocking schemes, and the QBs who runs the offense, intelligence is needed. The physical nature itself makes it far more difficult than the flopping and diving seen on a basketball court.

However your comments about hockey show you are the one on full retard. First off, the vast majority of people in the US couldn't play simply because they can't skate. That in of itself makes it far more difficult to play. Throw in the need to stick handle, the physical play, the no out of bounds, the fact there is a player specifically out there to stand in the net and prevent you from scoring. It's not even close at how much more athletic ability is needed to play hockey. And as for the smarts, well teams teach systems, but the systems on the defensive side are a reaction of what the offense is doing. You could break down a NHL game and never see the same play twice. It's read and react. No other sport has the same dimension.

Face it, if you like basketball, it's because you're too stupid to understand other sports. And if you play basketball, it's because you don't have enough athletic ability to do anything else

Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
While height helps, you still need to be athletic.

There is no collusion position to hide an unathletic person.

Show me the John Kruk of basketball. The refrigerator Perry. The Dave Schultz/Nick Fotiu.


Barry beat me to it, but Shaq comes to mind. There are a bunch more. Probably named Jamal or Jamarcus. From what I have seen, the only talent needs to be the point guard. But I wouldn't call that talent, he just needs to be better than the rest.

Take anyone off the street who can walk 5', and they can play basketball. Yet you'd be hard pressed to be able to do the same with the vast majority of other sports


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#589784 - 04/24/13 05:16 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Can I hear your take on black quarterbacks?
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#589805 - 04/24/13 09:57 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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best quote on basketball is from Ty Cobb
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#589818 - 04/25/13 05:55 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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http://vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=7155


Oh, and here ya go Tyler, nigs are gonna ruin hockey for ya. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-d...50246--nhl.html Jay Z is invading the NHL. Have fun w/ that.


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#589840 - 04/25/13 02:31 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
best quote on basketball is from Ty Cobb


Well? We're waiting.
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#589842 - 04/25/13 02:42 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Cobb's great grandson plays college basketball.

CLICK!
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#589843 - 04/25/13 03:14 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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"Basketball is a bunch of queers running around playing a n***** ballgame in their underwear".

That's what I found online, but I've often heard it the other way around. A bunch of N**** in their underwear playing a queer's game.
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#589867 - 04/25/13 07:36 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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That's a made up quote.
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#589871 - 04/25/13 07:41 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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#589872 - 04/25/13 07:41 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Akholic]
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Originally Posted By: Akoholic
However your comments about hockey show you are the one on full retard. First off, the vast majority of people in the US couldn't play simply because they can't skate. That in of itself makes it far more difficult to play. Throw in the need to stick handle, the physical play, the no out of bounds, the fact there is a player specifically out there to stand in the net and prevent you from scoring. It's not even close at how much more athletic ability is needed to play hockey. And as for the smarts, well teams teach systems, but the systems on the defensive side are a reaction of what the offense is doing. You could break down a NHL game and never see the same play twice. It's read and react. No other sport has the same dimension.


do you even skate, breh?.
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#589873 - 04/25/13 07:43 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
That's a made up quote.


tyler francis cobb simply did not appreciate the potential of the black man.
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#589874 - 04/25/13 07:46 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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yup....that's the guy.
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#589894 - 04/25/13 09:09 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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#589917 - 04/26/13 01:21 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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How do y'all think Ty would've worked out today? And I'm talking about his ability be relative to the time. How would his exuberance, zest for life, play in today's atmosphere?
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#589918 - 04/26/13 01:24 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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However well Joslyn James was lubricated at the time.

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#589919 - 04/26/13 01:26 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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you think anyone from that era could hit off today's pitchers?
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#589923 - 04/26/13 01:41 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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#589932 - 04/26/13 06:28 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
How do y'all think Ty would've worked out today? And I'm talking about his ability be relative to the time. How would his exuberance, zest for life, play in today's atmosphere?


He would be fine in todays game. Pete Rose was a miserable prick who hated everyone but his bookie, he was OK. Cobb wouldn't have a John Rocker moment, because Cobb had a brain in his head.


Originally Posted By: faceblaster
you think anyone from that era could hit off today's pitchers?


Sure. Hand/eye coordination is the crux of it. They would have the same difficulties against Verlander and Kershaw that they did against Walter Johnson and Cy Young. Size of the stadiums and style of play would vastly change the stats, though.

The top pitchers could play today too, because if you can put the pitch where you want it, you are going to be productive.

though.
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#589933 - 04/26/13 06:31 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
In today's NBA Nigga Coaches Loose to White Coaches. It's a simple fact of the NBA.


What is your take on Filipino coaches?

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#589935 - 04/26/13 06:32 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
you think anyone from that era could hit off today's pitchers?


Cobb had no problem hitting .400 in an era where pitchers could still throw spitballs and you practically had to fire a baseball out of cannon to hit a home run. Hell Cobb would get at least fifty base hits a year just bunting in this era. That's assuming he's not being suspended ten times a year for taking out opposing players with his spikes.
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#589952 - 04/26/13 09:28 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
In today's NBA Nigga Coaches Loose to White Coaches. It's a simple fact of the NBA.

Another crypto-fag.

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#589960 - 04/26/13 09:54 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Brooklyn is choking and the Okies are probably done. Russell Westbrook is out for the remainder of the playoffs w/ a knee injury.

I still feel the Spurs are too old, but who else gonna rep the West?
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#589977 - 04/26/13 12:59 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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The Nets are pissing me off.
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#590027 - 04/26/13 07:39 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Knicks a game away from a series win.

All without that big stinkin' steamin' pile of Amare.
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#590241 - 04/28/13 11:50 PM Re: NBA Playoffs FUCK DEM LAKERS [Re: Jerkules]
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#590249 - 04/29/13 06:21 AM Re: NBA Playoffs FUCK DEM LAKERS [Re: Jerkules]
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Howard is a clown. Brook Lopez's production this year made me happy that the Nets didn't get him.
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#590259 - 04/29/13 08:16 AM Re: NBA Playoffs FUCK DEM LAKERS [Re: Jerkules]
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#590272 - 04/29/13 09:23 AM Re: NBA Playoffs FUCK DEM LAKERS [Re: Jerkules]
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Look out. It's about to be Tebow Tebow Tebow Tebow ad infinitum.

Even on the news channels.
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#590478 - 05/01/13 07:08 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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things don't end up well for you...

This nicks team was the old thuggets team and they shit the bed.

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#590616 - 05/05/13 08:27 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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Well, the Nets are done. Joe Johnson shot 2-14 with 1-9 from 3pt range. Huge let down and will earn him a lot of consideration as the most over paid player in the NBA this off season.

Nets aren't in bad shape moving forward. Humphries' bloated deal was for 2 years. Now that it is going into its last year, it is a valuable chip to send a team looking to clear cap space. They need a power forward.
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#591665 - 05/19/13 03:38 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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In today's NBA Nigga Coaches Loose to White Coaches. It's a simple fact of the NBA.


Only One Nigga Head Coach Left and 2 White Guys and a Nigga Asian. I have the white guys going to the finals.

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#591668 - 05/19/13 04:11 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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#591706 - 05/19/13 08:30 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Jerkules]
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I'm hoping for the Grizzlies against the Heat in the finals, because I think they will play more physical against Miami. If Bosh and LeBron get beat up they may wilt.
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#591757 - 05/20/13 07:45 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
do you even skate, breh?.


Got paid to do so for a while, so I'll say yes.

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Can I hear your take on black quarterbacks?


They're great if you want your team to get a lot of media coverage, and need the media to find excuses for why your losing record isn't because your QB gets too excited after rubbing the center's balls at the line of scrimmage to actually complete a pass.

But if you want to win a championship, then the numbers don't lie

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#591805 - 05/20/13 08:00 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Akholic]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
do you even skate, breh?.


Got paid to do so for a while, so I'll say yes.


took that previous post personal did ya?. welcome to the internets, meatbag.

how'd it end for you?.


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#592923 - 06/02/13 01:50 AM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
In today's NBA Nigga Coaches Loose to White Coaches. It's a simple fact of the NBA.


Only One Nigga Head Coach Left and 2 White Guys and a Nigga Asian. I have the white guys going to the finals.



All the Nigga Head Coachez in the West have been Slayed by White Wizzard Head Coachez

The phillanigger head coach of the Miami Monkey Ballers is about to get upset by the Power of the White HeadzCoach of White and Ryte Indiana

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#592947 - 06/02/13 01:01 PM Re: NBA Playoffs [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher

took that previous post personal did ya?. welcome to the internets, meatbag.


Not at all. But I'm sure this is not the first time you've lied to yourself to try and kill the pain

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how'd it end for you?.


Same old. Someone was younger and willing to play for less. Got to a point where you can make more money going to the office every day, rather than have to drop the mitts with every 22 year old that enters the league.

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