dicklon,i took it as her insinuating that my cum would taste bad after eating that.only thing ive heard improves taste is pineapple.did you take time out of your cum pina colada drinking to post that?gettting ready for the next batch already?

figgler, you're naive, fat, dumb and not very WASPy. Have fun.

you waited half an hour for that?

how's he supposed to shit straight up his back if he drains the grease?.

Veronica Jett. Ira Isaacs.

The wrath of the law wasn't kind in the past.

South sees Manwin imploding again.

It's all connected.

But the pan was hot and it tastes better with grease at room temperature. The grease spot over there in the photo is what I call "little lake of taste", assuming that the people are at 5mm scale.

You aren't going to make it to 45.

There isn't a case of cum in porn that I can recall as being horrifying to taste. Although, I had a boyfriend more than ten years ago... he tasted bitter. It would tingle the back part of the tongue where we register bitterness and it was literally the only thing that made me gag. It was so intense mind over matter couldn't save the day. He didn't smoke nor drink. Heavy crap-shit eater though even though he was fit. Can't imagine what he looks like now. *shudder*

Maybe he drinked Liquid Ass:

Are you still in denial about your latent homo tendencies?

America is catching up with you.

Soon you will be able to marry the man of your choice.

Just not your dad.

I cooked a thin rib-eye in our George Foreman grill last night. It did not take as long as I thought it would and as a result it was medium-well done. I hate that. The chick and I did have fun shadow boxing and talking about "knocking out the fat".

I'll probably try it again tonight but for about half the time. All the fat did drain out, BTW.

made a rice bowl,with fried dumplings,and an egg roll(per person).i didnt notice last time,but the dumplings have these little noodles in them.poured just some yoshida sauce on it,but not too much.

Over 1 pound of food!!!

That poor turtle!!

Like hell he's not. (You are talking body fat percentage, right?)

Elaborate.

He doesn't post here anymore.

Over 1 pound of food:

Ambiguous.

It is beef meat rectangles, onions, pepperjack cheese, cheddar cheese, garlic powder, buffalo wings powder, BBQ sauce and ranch sauce.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Nigga puts ranch sauce on everything so he can daydream about eating jizz.

But it's jizz from an asian tranny with a nice butt, so it's not gay.

This is a common staple in the have2shit household I'm sure


I can already predict your week ass come back will be a picture of an empty plate to represent "communist food" or bowls of borsht or some bullshit like that.

Week ass. He trades daily, man.

hahahaha, I'd generally say attacking a typo is a pretty WEAK retort but that's pretty fucking funny.....by the way according to my thread titled "killer" people are suggesting you look like a homosexual cancer victim.

Just can't stand him horning in on your racket,eh?

Whether you're schizo generally and praise while lashing out or if it's only sporadically, you must look like some street-drug-addled proto-loon and always carry at least one gun with you.

^^^This from the guy who treats the English language like a free form expressionism exercise. Rich, but not as rich as the all the Jews you've stuffed into ovens.

Ah. I see you seem to think I meant you, havy. While that's very flattering and all, that wasn't the case here. It's in the seconds.

No. It's a direct response - and, embedded within - an analogous element you just put out of visual context miserably.

Who the hell knows who you mean. You speak English as well as Panzer cooks.

No one speaks on text message boards. Pasta?

See, you don't even understand how stupid you sound. ESL?

Look, it's all silent. LSD?

I really don't understand why you insist on posting on a board where you're unable to communicate with the other participants. Is it because any native German speakers would be able to tell right away that you're not right in the head and you think you can hide it here somehow? You're wrong. I spotted you day one squeaky.

That looks like alcohol.

No. That looks like the truth about the not so sound.

Well. That doesn't seem proper.

Pipe, maybe you should huff some break parts cleaner, it would make it easier to type in Okie so have2 can understand.

speak [speek] verb

5. to make a statement in written or printed words.

6. to communicate, signify, or disclose by any means; convey significance.

Maybe you should help him out with a fist pump or two there Vinny, I think he's already on that cleaner. Either that or he doesn't speak English.

Vinny?? WTF? I don't wanna know what you mean by "fist pump" cause I aint into dudes.

i made some adobada tacos tonight.just cooked up the adobada and chopped it up,and threw it on some mini corn tortillas.then i topped it off with the salsa i made before hand.the salsa was tomatos,green onions,jalapenos,lemon juice,and a pinch of salt.not bad,but adobada you get from the store is never as good as the ones from authentic taco places.even if you cook it on the grill.but,what are you gonna do?

i want to get the grill going once spring starts.make some carne asada tacos with guacamole(which i wanted to make today but the damn avocados werent ripe ),and salsa.

figgs'll always stay fat and the muppets get all twitchy.

PulpeD perplexes me.
His meaning is elusive.
As is this Haiku.

i made some kind of mexican pizza/mula/enchilada combo today.i cooked chorizo by itself most of the way in the pan.then put refried beans on flour tortillas.i grated cotija over that and added the chorizo.then i added a little tapatatio and covered it with another tortilla.i grated cheddar over that and topped it off with just a bit more tapatio.threw it in the oven at 380 for 15 mins.it turned out really good and just a bit spicier than i thought it would.wish i wouldve had some sour cream,but oh well.

frank did you know that sulfer has two(2) melting points?.

Why don't you have another nervous breakdown and get into another fight with a female bus driver you fat mother fucker.

are you insinuating what my bowels produce after eating that is going to be very offensive?

just kickin the truth, playa.