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#588642 - 04/12/13 10:22 PM Favorite Frozen Pizzas
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What are your favorite frozen pizzas?

I think that Tony's, Red Barron and Freschetta are best frozen pizzas out there in terms of quality, taste and pricing.

The least preferred is Dr. Otker and Celeste.

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#588643 - 04/12/13 11:21 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Trader Joe, Amy's, Freschetta

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#588646 - 04/12/13 11:26 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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DiGiorno Supreme. I pry the olives off w/ a fork. Sam's Club has a 3pk of them at a reasonable price.

And they offer packages w/ buffalo wings and chocolate chip cookies to throw in the oven. That is like a drunken, stoned loser feast at 400degrees.
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#588648 - 04/12/13 11:31 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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DiGiorno is good

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#588651 - 04/12/13 11:59 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Amy's

this^
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#588654 - 04/13/13 12:23 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Whose tits are in your avatar?

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#588656 - 04/13/13 12:29 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
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angelina valentine.pretty nice huh?
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#588660 - 04/13/13 12:46 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
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My favorite frozen pizza is fuck you, fucking fuck you you worthless pile of horseshit. I want to stab you in what I can only assume is a grotesquely deformed George Lucas like neck with a hardened paper mache dagger formed from your own coupon stash. After wards I want to douse your carcass in your bottles of cheap cologne and set it ablaze
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#588663 - 04/13/13 01:35 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Angelina has 600cc's. I have 400 ;(

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#588665 - 04/13/13 02:35 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
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No, Angelina Valentine's tits do not look good. Her entire mien is overly surgerized, and that is a big turnoff. Her tits appear to be straining against her skin. I do think, however, that Gia ought to upload a recent topless shot for comparison.

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#588669 - 04/13/13 04:26 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: gia jordan]
Jigaloo Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Angelina has 600cc's. I have 400 ;(


RA covered it, she also has a disgusting amount of tattoos.
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#588677 - 04/13/13 07:06 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: CxGxPx]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
My favorite frozen pizza is fuck you, fucking fuck you you worthless pile of horseshit. I want to stab you in what I can only assume is a grotesquely deformed George Lucas like neck with a hardened paper mache dagger formed from your own coupon stash. After wards I want to douse your carcass in your bottles of cheap cologne and set it ablaze


That is you and Panzer fucking in that avatar huh? 2 big ole lumber fruits just smashing bits into each other hoping for penetration.

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#588680 - 04/13/13 08:03 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Digiorno just came out with a bitchen new pie. I find it better to buy the cheese one and add mah'own pepperoni. Flaky crust, a sweeter sauce, kinda' garlicky. Good shit.



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#588683 - 04/13/13 09:04 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
My favorite frozen pizza is fuck you, fucking fuck you you worthless pile of horseshit. I want to stab you in what I can only assume is a grotesquely deformed George Lucas like neck with a hardened paper mache dagger formed from your own coupon stash. After wards I want to douse your carcass in your bottles of cheap cologne and set it ablaze
ok binkie.
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#588698 - 04/13/13 11:01 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
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Is it me, or is FBF starting to sound like Chickenmaster?

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#588699 - 04/13/13 11:32 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: fartz]
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Originally Posted By: fartz
Digiorno just came out with a bitchen new pie. I find it better to buy the cheese one and add mah'own pepperoni. Flaky crust, a sweeter sauce, kinda' garlicky. Good shit.



I bought one of these new DiGiornos couple of days ago for $5 at Target, but I left in my grandma's freezer since mine is out of free space.

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#588700 - 04/13/13 11:47 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
I bought one of these new DiGiornos couple of days ago for $5 at Target, but I left in my grandma's freezer since mine is out of free space.


If you'd clear out some of the human remains you'd have room for the pizza. I still want to see photos of the inside of your fridge and freezer.
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#588701 - 04/13/13 11:52 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Jigaloo]
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#588707 - 04/13/13 03:52 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Is it me, or is FBF starting to sound like Chickenmaster?
maybe fbf was chickenmasters alt all along.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#588715 - 04/13/13 08:23 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Is it me, or is FBF starting to sound like Chickenmaster?


good call and that explains why I've been enjoying his "arguments" as of late.
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#588718 - 04/13/13 09:09 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I think I have that fridge. Kenmore?
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#588721 - 04/13/13 09:19 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I think I have that fridge. Kenmore?

Yes, that is the standard fridge that is sold by Sears. What kind of range do you have [is it the fancy one]?

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#588734 - 04/13/13 10:41 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
CxGxPx Offline
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I've used different handles but never any alts. Don't know who chickenmaster is.
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#588735 - 04/13/13 10:48 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: CxGxPx]
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we don't really care who you never were... moving on.

Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
My favorite frozen pizza is fuck you, fucking fuck you you worthless pile of horseshit. I want to stab you in what I can only assume is a grotesquely deformed George Lucas like neck with a hardened paper mache dagger formed from your own coupon stash. After wards I want to douse your carcass in your bottles of cheap cologne and set it ablaze


@the bold... have you read this story?.

Wade Davis: an Inuit elder and his shit knife
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#588742 - 04/14/13 05:26 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Chickenmaster makes an appearance in Floofin's avatar.

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#588749 - 04/14/13 08:46 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Vice Admiral]
CanHead Offline
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
No, Angelina Valentine's tits do not look good. Her entire mien is overly surgerized, and that is a big turnoff. Her tits appear to be straining against her skin. I do think, however, that Gia ought to upload a recent topless shot for comparison.


Second.
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#588750 - 04/14/13 09:03 AM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Quite a great pizza. McCain's puts a garlic mixed oil on the surface of the pizza crust and makes it taste like garlic bread. It's what God would put in the oven if he was too busy or tired to cook. Well, that's probably oversell, but I do like this pizza.


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#588797 - 04/14/13 01:24 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: LouCypher]
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Tranzer lives somewhere in NYC, right? He's buying frozen pizzas when you can get giant slices of great pizza for a buck if you find the right place and there's probably one every few blocks.


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#588839 - 04/14/13 05:59 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
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it's probably easier for him to reinfect himself with salmonella when he cooks at home..

Pet Turtles: Cute But Contaminated with Salmonella
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#588840 - 04/14/13 06:03 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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You don't come up from the review thread much, huh, Smuts?

Panzer has repeatedly said that he prefers Papa Johns and such crap to mom and pop pizza shops. He's a fucking derelict, and shouldn't be allowed to consume anything above cardboard w/ ketchup and American cheese on it.
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#588843 - 04/14/13 07:06 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Jerkules]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You don't come up from the review thread much, huh, Smuts?


Heh.


Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Panzer has repeatedly said that he prefers Papa Johns and such crap to mom and pop pizza shops. He's a fucking derelict, and shouldn't be allowed to consume anything above cardboard w/ ketchup and American cheese on it.


And, when he does deign to eat a NYC-based slice, it's fucking 2 Bros. I think it's coz they feature that rancid pepperoni he favors.

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#588846 - 04/14/13 07:09 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#588851 - 04/14/13 07:38 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
Unregistered


Anyone who knows better than to buy pizza at Gray's Papaya and does so anyway has no cause to gripe about it. And he knows better.

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#588857 - 04/14/13 08:14 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You don't come up from the review thread much, huh, Smuts?

Panzer has repeatedly said that he prefers Papa Johns and such crap to mom and pop pizza shops. He's a fucking derelict, and shouldn't be allowed to consume anything above cardboard w/ ketchup and American cheese on it.

I never said that I prefer Papa Johns. I never even tried it in my life. I do like the $1.00 slices by 7-Eleven. Where else in NYC can you get sausage and pepperoni slice for $1.09?

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#588859 - 04/14/13 08:25 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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711s don't belong in New York.

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#588860 - 04/14/13 08:29 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
711s don't belong in New York.

I want them on every block. Bloomberg should outlaw bodegas and issue an order that every bodega convert to 7-Eleven.

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#588863 - 04/14/13 08:47 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
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if he doesn't you should start suicide bombing each and every one...
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#588864 - 04/14/13 08:50 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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If he cornholes the laws again, for a 4th term, then he will. Mom and pop businesses don't have stock prices to manipulate. National chains do.

If granted a fifth term, I've heard he will require you prove a net worth of over $1million to enter Manhattan, unless you have a work visa.
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#588865 - 04/14/13 08:52 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
Unregistered


Fuck, he's looking to use Quinn as his proxy for a fourth, fifth, and sixth term. Like Putin did with whasshisface.

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#588868 - 04/14/13 08:55 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Fuck national chains. Anyone living in nyc who wants national chains needs to move the fuck back to Wiscopennsyltucky

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#588869 - 04/14/13 08:55 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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Or the Ukraine.
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#588870 - 04/14/13 08:56 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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I really hope NYers have forgotten the Dinkins years and vote in a Democrat.

Funny, NYC had 20yrs of Dems, and now 20yrs of Repubs. They should probably mix it up more often.
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#588871 - 04/14/13 08:57 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
Unregistered


ADBQ. Any Dem But Quinn.

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#588875 - 04/14/13 09:04 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: gia jordan]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Fuck national chains. Anyone living in nyc who wants national chains needs to move the fuck back to Wiscopennsyltucky


I hear ya, sweet tits.

It is the elitist fuck, Bloomberg, who has been waging war against the middle class since his first term. Mom and pops are the life blood of the middle class. Pile ObamaCare costs on top of health inspectors whose job has changed from keeping eateries safe to generating revenue & meeting quotas, and you got businesses closing up left and right.
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#588876 - 04/14/13 09:04 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Jigaloo]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Or the Ukraine.


I love my Ukraine, Russian, and eastern euro peeps. They're part of the real nyc.

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#588877 - 04/14/13 09:06 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Fuck Bloomberg

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#588881 - 04/14/13 09:45 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Fuck the dirtbag mom-n-pop business; they are the worst [with their arrogant service attitude and their high prices] and they need to go.

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#588883 - 04/14/13 09:56 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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What's your deal? Same ethnicity working the register as the 711 anyway. And what attitude? The don't even talk. And guess who's less cunty about making change for a dollar so I can get quarters for laundry...the bodega.

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#588885 - 04/14/13 10:10 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
If granted a fifth term, I've heard [Bloomberg] will require you prove a net worth of over $1million to enter Manhattan, unless you have a work visa.

You joke, but that actually is the liberals' plan for America. A "creative class" of rich whites and allied darkies they allowed to enroll in the "right" schools with them, and then the rest of us. And fuck the rest of us. They get to snort cocaine and go to parties with Beyonce, but for ordinary Americans it's cutbacks and unemployment, and a joint will still put you in a big jam. I've got a net worth over US$1 million, and I like cocaine, so I guess I'm invited, but for most people that's an impossible dream.

I want an America where the same rules apply to everybody, Manhattan and Wiscopennsyltucky alike.

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#588887 - 04/14/13 10:19 PM Re: Favorite Frozen Pizzas [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
What's your deal? Same ethnicity working the register as the 711 anyway. And what attitude? The don't even talk. And guess who's less cunty about making change for a dollar so I can get quarters for laundry...the bodega.

My deal is $1 pizza slices and coupons. A local mom-n-pop fried chicken joint has a "special" of 1x thigh and 1x biscuit for $2.99. For $3.99 I can get 1x wing, 1x drum, 1x small thigh and 1x brand-recipe biscuit at Popeyes.

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