It's Donny Long. He obtained a time/space machine through funding of the straight mafia and is using it to test constants and variables in alternate universes. He wants to eliminate the gay mafia by cutting it off at the roots and finding the moment in history on both timelines where Kurt Lockwood watched his first bi-sexual film. By spamming forums across timelines with Jake Cruise adverts, he wants to bait lockwood into showing up, so he can edit the post and replace teh' video with one of his "overly-straight porn superhero GOD Donny Long" videos and show Kurt the true way, cutting the gay mafia out before it grows strong enough to pose it's current threat on the industry. Also, Spiegler.