Before you sell it, you gotta get a whore in Down Doggy on it. Then, while you are pounding it, tell her you have fucked 600 chicks on that carpet and never cleaned it. Make sure you have a camera pointed at her face to get her reaction.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral