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#587771 - 04/02/13 06:41 PM If these celebrities were porn stars...
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Kat Dennings:


Scarlett Johansson:


Amanda Seyfried:


Selena Gomez:


Rachel McAdams:


Mila Kunis:


Kate Beckinsale:


Emma Stone:


Victoria Justice:


Rachel Bilson:


Mary Elizabeth Winstead:
[img]http://chunk.ie/media/2012/07/Mary-Elizabeth-Winstead-Preview-672x480.jpg[/img]

1. Which one would you pick for an Ass Worship scene?
2. Which two would you pick for vanilla, Vivid style scenes?
3. Which one would you pick for a Lex the Impaler scene?
4. Which two would you pick for a girl-girl scene?
5. Which one would you pick for a face fucking/throat fucking scene?
6. Which one would you pick for an S&M scene?
7a. Which one would you like to do a scene with?
7b. What type of scene would it be like (really rough porn, vanilla porn a la Vivid, somewhere in between, or is there another way you picture the scene)?
8a. Which two would you like to be in a scene with at the same time?
8b. What type of scene would it be like?

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#587777 - 04/02/13 06:54 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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1.rachel bilson
2.emma stone and mila kunia
3.none
4.kat dennins and scarlett johannson
5.victoria justic
6.kate beckinsale
7a.kat dennings
7b.pov titfucking with lots of oral
8a.rachel bilson and victoria justice
8b.adriano style
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#587779 - 04/02/13 06:57 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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Originally Posted By: weed_whacker42




Barry wants to stab her "blue vein on her forehead".

I prefer to cover it with my DNA.
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#587781 - 04/02/13 06:59 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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qotd^
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#587782 - 04/02/13 06:59 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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Originally Posted By: weed_whacker42
Emma Stone:



Prefer her as a redhead.
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#587784 - 04/02/13 07:00 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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that^.
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#587785 - 04/02/13 07:01 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: weed_whacker42
Mila Kunis:


What's big about that nose, PulpeD??
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#587786 - 04/02/13 07:02 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Why no Kristen Stewart? frown
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#587787 - 04/02/13 07:06 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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^^ cause she has the sexuality of a sea turtle on demerol?^^
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#587790 - 04/02/13 07:08 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
^^ cause she has the sexuality of a sea turtle on demerol?^^


frown
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#587792 - 04/02/13 07:13 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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You don't read her as an Allie Sinn type? I sure do. Girl has the emotional range of a pineapple.
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#587793 - 04/02/13 07:15 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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gotta agree with the fb on that one.
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#587796 - 04/02/13 07:17 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: faceblaster]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
You don't read her as an Allie Sinn type? I sure do. Girl has the emotional range of a pineapple.


Yep. And, I love Allie Sin.

In fact other than an incomplete copy of "Hurricane Allie", I think I have EVERY scene she did.
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#587799 - 04/02/13 07:24 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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Originally Posted By: weed_whacker42

1. Which one would you pick for an Ass Worship scene?
2. Which two would you pick for vanilla, Vivid style scenes?
3. Which one would you pick for a Lex the Impaler scene?
4. Which two would you pick for a girl-girl scene?
5. Which one would you pick for a face fucking/throat fucking scene?
6. Which one would you pick for an S&M scene?
7a. Which one would you like to do a scene with?
7b. What type of scene would it be like (really rough porn, vanilla porn a la Vivid, somewhere in between, or is there another way you picture the scene)?
8a. Which two would you like to be in a scene with at the same time?
8b. What type of scene would it be like?



1) Scarlet Johansson
2) Seyfried and Bilson
3) Emma Stone
4) Beckensale and Johansson
5) Mila Kunis without doubt
6) Kunis again
7) a. Selena Gomez
b. all of the above plus bondage
8) a. Victoria Justice and Selena Gomez
b. nickelodeon show parody
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#587801 - 04/02/13 07:28 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Hayden Panettiere, Katrina Bowden, Kaley Cuoco, Amber Heard ....
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#587804 - 04/02/13 07:51 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: weed_whacker42




Barry wants to stab her "blue vein on her forehead".

I prefer to cover it with my DNA.


lolsign

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#587805 - 04/02/13 07:54 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Prefer her blonde and braless.


Attachments
scarlett.jpg (127 downloads)



Edited by Uomo Grassissimo!! (04/02/13 07:55 PM)
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#587833 - 04/02/13 09:37 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
^^ cause she has the sexuality of a sea turtle on demerol?^^
lmfao
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#587840 - 04/02/13 10:25 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: weed_whacker42
Mila Kunis:


What's big about that nose, PulpeD??

It's relativity, Einstein.

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#587855 - 04/03/13 05:14 AM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Relative to whom, then?
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#587856 - 04/03/13 05:16 AM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
You don't read her as an Allie Sinn type? I sure do. Girl has the emotional range of a pineapple.


Yep. And, I love Allie Sin.

In fact other than an incomplete copy of "Hurricane Allie", I think I have EVERY scene she did.


You have the preggo scene?
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#587860 - 04/03/13 05:29 AM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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I don't really watch the most of the scenes. I just collect them. Certainly that one would not interest me erotically. For example, I have THE Twins prego scenes, and I don't watch them.

Do you have a title/site for the scene?

I've got every IAFD title of hers. A site rip of her site under alt name. And, dozens of other scenes.
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#587861 - 04/03/13 05:33 AM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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7a. Which one would you like to do a scene with?
7b. What type of scene would it be like (really rough porn, vanilla porn a la Vivid, somewhere in between, or is there another way you picture the scene)?

Selena Gomez. Type of scene: One of those Russian teen ass rape scenes, set in the woods.


8a. Which two would you like to be in a scene with at the same time?
8b. What type of scene would it be like?

Selena Gomez and Mila Kunis: Something worthy of SexAndSubmission.com, lots of anal and ass eating.
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#587867 - 04/03/13 07:31 AM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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#587871 - 04/03/13 10:39 AM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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great pairing.^
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#587873 - 04/03/13 10:48 AM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
great pairing.^


Blonde Krissy, good. Bru Angelina Tattarina, ruined and rotting.
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#587885 - 04/03/13 12:23 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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So he has some hatred for whores in him after all.

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#587896 - 04/03/13 01:41 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: drained]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
So he has some hatred for whores in him after all.


Haven't we been over this?

I've admitted as much.

Don't like certain girls. Don't like tatts. Don't like bolt-ons. I'm willing to look over some issues if traded off with other assets. But, combos almost always means wrath.

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#587904 - 04/03/13 03:28 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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Otherwise it's suspiciously lovy-dovy at times.

The Wrath Of The Chunt, yes, yes.

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#588234 - 04/07/13 06:08 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: weed_whacker42
Emma Stone:



Prefer her as a redhead.


As do I, but she's still hot when she's a blonde.

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#588243 - 04/07/13 07:04 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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But she'd be cold as a bald.
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#588252 - 04/07/13 07:43 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
Jerkules Offline
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Stone's frog face bugs me out.
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#588259 - 04/07/13 08:53 PM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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As if he'd see a lot of that.

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#588313 - 04/09/13 02:03 AM Re: If these celebrities were porn stars... [Re: weed_whacker42]
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Point to you.
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