that cat piss lifestyle might not make it^.

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8x cups of yogurt for $2.58
1x slice of pizza for $1.00
1x gyro for $4.00

Huh?

referring the oregano quality weed there.

2x McDoubles for $2.18
4x Starbucks frapucinos for $4.00

cheeeeeeeeep levis and some t shirts and drawers from urban outfitters. pervert heaven that store is....

unless youre a girl or one of those spandex shorts wearing bicyclists you shouldnt be wearing those^.

or Kenny Powers

Maybe he has s motorcycle and needs the Z-87 eye protection.

More basil, but I know what you're saying. Terrible, dry, harsh. We blew through the bag in like 10 days. That said, the new oz. is fantastic!!

sharpies.

Maybe styles and fashions mean different things on Tatooine.

No implants, no Asians, no eyewear like above.
There's just no hope for you.

The stock versions look completely shitty in comparison.
Things should be okay in eyewear on Tatooine.


When dead hookers need to get dismembered for storage and disposal, you need something which'll protect you from the little bits like teeth and bone fragments, so you buy the good stuff because you want to use it. You're in it for the long haul.

With polarised lenses, there's no glimmer in their eyes before it's all done with, no last burning to a shining glow before the ashes of broken dolls descend onto old carpets soaked in their blood. Less exciting for some beginners, yet necessary for seasoned cleaners who got shit to do after their contract work.

Easily switchable lenses offer variations for setups with different lighting intensity - a killer feature for snuff video work.

Clear lenses're also available, so if you didn't have it all before and want - or need - more life fading away in front of you, you're set.

The frame gets increased grip the wetter it gets. That's an unhealthy motto for a gold digger, still, in the heat of the carnage this feature shines brighter than that humming sign over the whore victim's brothel.

Discriminate in style. Go with Oakley.

Hey, I like the glasses. But, I've got zero fashion sense.

So, in an effort to bolster your bad-ass cred, you've decided to emulate Sportswami?

There's a graemlin for that.

the sunglasses suggest he leaves the house...
, right?.

Yes. Implies: Leaves the house ... and in daylight, even ...

But ...



1st Fundemental Law of Star Wars: The Sith Lie.

Jimmy being mentally resourceful's bland these days. Fictitious.

Pull his hair back in doggie to uncover the white earbuds, Lou; makes for a better faky ad pic afterwards. Once more with energy.

Fanlons suffer, narrow-minded, hefty pornerd. No choice. No honour.

i bet that shit sounded way more funny inside your vader helmet...

I'm a hefty "pornerd"!!!



About these suffering "Fanlons" ... are any of them blonde twin girls???

And then a frontal view, looking towards the ground in shame and disgust. For more market penetration.

I dunno if fatty suffers, but he might tell willingly in stream-of-pharmaceutical-monotony-running-down-a-shred-of-consciousness soon.

Aw. PulpeD reads the "status" thread!

Hood (white)- $60
Passenger side fender (2 tone, white on top, heavy after market gold on bottom)- $45
Bumper Cover (light factory gold)- $75

Now I gotta order a headlight assembly. One junk yard wanted $45 for a hazy one, but I can get a new after market for $49 shipped.

So about $230 total + time and gas. At 225K miles, I may just rattle can the paint. I need a new ride by winter.

Oh and in 4 months, my insurance is sure to go up $100/month.

Rear ended a guy in Staten Island. Pacing behind an SUV on my way home. Dude hit his breaks and darted over into center lane. When I could see around him I saw 3 cars stopped in the left hand lane. I nailed the breaks. With construction going on, there was no shoulder, just concrete median. I angled as far to the left as I could and wound up hitting the guy in the driver side rear. Basically my passenger side headlight impacted just under his driver side tail light. No airbags went off. He jumped out of his car holding his neck, but didn't get in the ambulance he had them call.

3pc chicken and 1 biscuit for $4.13
32oz jug of generic Windex for $1.09
2x 12.5oz jars of sweet relish for $1.00 each
10oz bag of corn chips for $1.00

That blows. I pay $106 a month for full coverage, $500 deductible on two vehicles (2008 and 2013 models).

You use the Windex to "extend" the relish, as a dip for the chips or as a beverage for your chicken value meal? Or just a "My Big Greek Wedding" type thing?

Happy you're safe and unhurt Jerkules.

Holy fuck Fartz, that is cheap. I was at $99/month w/ Triple A car insurance (just liability, but maxed out coverage). Then Sandy threw my wallet in a tizzy and I let it lapse 2x for a day each. They dropped me and I went back to State Farm, who ratcheted me up to $198, for just above minimum coverage.

Yeah, the being cancelled for being a day late blows. Throws you into a whole different category slightly above SR-22.

Alex how many people ate this food?

The only thing remotely food-like in that mess is the whiskey. Everything else, including the fruit, is plastic.

^^^ And from how many different dumpsters did you collect it all?

The Irish focus is strong in the resident alcoholorc.

That stuff on the table's so much of fluff that it's not exactly a surprise items like burgers are downed by the dozen in competitions.

Fat, starch, sugar, hamburger helper, some meat from cheap suppliers.
Plastic's for whores' upgrades, obviously.

I ate it all [except the cat food]

$11.50 for a vintage "snake" enema on eBay.

He had to leave something for grandma.

Thus the snake enema, no?

1X Metzler ME33 Lazertec V-rated
1X Metzler MEZ2
1X RK o-ring chain, gold anodized sideplates, 110 links, press on master link
1X Metzler inner tube 130/80R17
1X Bridgestone inner tube 100/90R18

2X 24" tire irons from Harbor Freight
1X motorcycle wheel balancer from Harbor freight.

It would be nice if it would get warm.

I am not a fan, but Harbor Freight does have its usefulness.

Best thing I bought from there was a 4pc pry bar set for like $10. Worst was a set of chrome T-handle Allen wrenches. Handles broke on the bigguns and lil ones twisted.

Funny you say that, because State Farm is who I'm currently getting that excellent rate from. I forgot to mention that renter's insurance was covered in that payment as well. I was with allstate for eight years paying $108 for liability on a 2004 and 1998, then when I got my 2008, They told me it would be $134 for $1000 deductible full coverage just for my car alone. State Farm offered me $77 for Full Coverage $500 deductible on my car, liability on the girls car AND renter's insurance. After getting the 2013 for my lady, it went up to $106 (this included full coverage $500 deductible on her car as well). We were flabbergasted when they presented the premium and we kept asking them if it was a mistake because we didn't want to sign the paper than end up owing them more money due to some clerical error. According to them the price comes from 5+ years of no tickets/accidents from both drivers and the fact that I drive less than 35 miles a day, but the mileage thing is only a $10 discount.

Yeah. There was a point, when the economy was high that I actually got dividends back from State Farm. One year I got checks equal to 30% of my premiums, then next I got back 25%. I really like the company, and was going to start using them for banking before they gave me the boot last time.

the catalog is solid browsing material when you're on the throne.

Eh, I prefer Northern Tool. If I haven't seen any interesting porn, I can stare at a 25 or 30 hp tractor, w/ bucket and brush hog to get in the mood for wacking. Don't judge, 1/2 you fucks jack off to Guns & Ammo.

Harbor Freight is good for single use or rarely used stuff. Basically, if you buy it from them and break it, then you use it enough to warrant purchasing a higher quality version of the tool.

+1 But in my case its their 4x page insert in the weekly coupon circular. Too bad you can't stack all their coupons into a single order.

^^^ What aoout your purchase of Pizza, Cola and tranny porn???

Eh, Panzie?

For those who missed it, since NOW when called out he's taken it down.

^Photoshop

Monkeys in the shout box.