Richard Christie of the Howard Stern Show got one and bled afterwards.

"You brought the red lube," Rocco Siffredi allegedly said to a whore with a dented asshole once.

Brazilian wax torture porn hangout.

It's all connected.

Wax on, whack off.
Gimme free-spirited hippie chicks who drop so they can shop.

Jodi Taylor is update #692 at www.loadmymouth.com.

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these girls are terrible barbers...and she needs those brows tweezed, waxed, threaded, something...she's a bit scary. Im sure w/a good makeover she would be cute. I like the ginger.

I see perfection in the imperfection.

Not just when you're looking in the mirror?

Nikita Bellucci is update #693 at www.loadmymouth.com.

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Proxy Paige is update #694 at www.loadmymouth.com.

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If I fucked her, it would only be by proxy.

You are missing out, my friend. She's the real deal.

Wonder why there's no profile on IAFD ?

Never mind I found it.
Paige , I was spelling it Page.

Hey BDM, I was starting to wonder where you were.

where can I get (my wife) a 'YIOLMM.com' t-shirt and sticker?

No really. It's for my wife.. >>_<\

Have your wife come do a shoot. I will let her hold my one remaining t-shirt, take her photo, and then politely ask for the shirt's return.

distance is the only problem that I can see with your proposal. might you be able to send 'the shirt' to AD and we handle the shooting in house? I would of course ensure the shirt's return? you can trust me, I am a mope after all!

as a fan of your witty banter and clear commitment to documentation of the rectal aesthetic, I am diasppoint.

Brooklyn Dare is update #695 at www.loadmymouth.com.





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Cali Carter is update #696 at www.loadmymouth.com.

Brooklyn Dare's lower smile looks more natural somehow.

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If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.

No. And it was meant to read "lower." What a freaky grin.

Been busy and just not feeling it lately.

Did Brooklyn go by another name or is she brand new ?

I think she just wanted to get away from me as quickly as possible. When I edited the scene, she rolled her eyes a bit during 69, as if to say, "Oh, come on! I want to leave now." Still, she was very patient with me. Glad to meet her.

Not sure. I think she's new.

Brooklyn Dare? More like a Bronx Cheer. Or a Cleveland Steamer.

God, I hate Queens.

It was apparent that ideological victims suffer, but Brandon, that's not very p.c. hypo of you.

Somewhere, in a garage or shed near the Dijon Dungeon, is a shovel bearing an imprint of what this broad's face used to look like.

Look at the joy it brought her just to hold the last "Yes! I'm on loadmymouth.com" t-shirt. It's like she is happily giving you the shirt off her back.

Eve Evans is update #697 at www.loadmymouth.com.

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is there really only one YIOLMM.com t-shirt?

edit - I went to your site: it seems that you are telling the truth.

Anyone in the LA-area with a connect to girl's t-shirts? I need 'em good and cheap.

Brandon, Its apparent you have a part time gig on a suicide hotline..These girls call in and you convince them to give porn a try..The bruises are a dead giveaway

This could lead to speculation which top failed suicide method's used by those who get some brand name recognition.

LA Direct probably does cutters while Spiegler points pill-heads to business. Once their commitment's terminal, bummy, alty, fucked out whores sooner or later go to Kink eventually.

You'd be surprised to learn that most of my models are successful internet marketing professionals.

Nico Sweet is update #698 at www.loadmymouth.com.

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^NOPE


Eve Evans, however looks to be 50% hot mess and 50% gutter slut and I think I like it.

Harry Potter was fun. Don't miss out.

She must be a foot taller than you, as she is bending forward just to get in the pic. Guessing she is 5'6".

Carpet still has not been sold. Poor thing actually touched it. Hope she has medical.

I need to sell my 9-year-old carpet for food money. I'm the poor thing.
Nico is young, motivated, and has skills that are in demand in the San Fernando Valley. She'll be fine.

That are some butt-fugly glasses there.