Three reasons:

1. She went off all-irrational after I commented that her hubby had a bad prison-ish haircut. She wouldn't get over it and seemed to think that being a whore posting here entitled her not to be picked on.

2. She reminds me of a half-Korean cousin who I don't care for. Since I already knew what kind of issues pissed my cousin off, it was easy to change the protagonist to Tia.

3. I enjoyed it.