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#274217 - 11/18/09 08:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Anyone interested in me doing updates?
Or should I just let this thread die a quiet death?
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#274218 - 11/18/09 09:16 AM
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Biship is starting his own thread...interesting enough..its not in "A World Outside of Porn? its in the CAGE...what does that say?
I don't care for Bishop, and it will take an unspeakable amount of boredom for me to condescend to read up on his alleged antics. But, he had EVERY right to have a "status" thread. Certainly much more of a right than I.
He is a mope, stunt cock, etc. And, this is a "porn" board, not a "rehabilitation for bi-polar" support group.
Honestly, if his stuff is any good and he has many readers/followers, he should spin it into his own blog ala CXXX. But, I don't see Bishop as very intelligent and hardly unique, compelling or charismatic. Just another mope used as a tool for pornographers to make movies for white guys who hate blacks, see them purely as animals and find women degraded by fucking said beasts.
So unless he has some insight on how it feels to be viewed as a kind of "Zoophilia" prop ... who cares?
CXXX is intelligent, has a unique point of view, is rather humorous, and MOST CERTAINLY controversial.
[Hell Ryan Knox is more entertaining than Bishop. At least he has the "I stare at cocks" and "I can't get it up" trademarks to go along with his love of being verbally tormented by his betters. But, I digress ...]
The only thing I don't understand is WHY DID BISHOP CHOOSE THE CAGE? Normally, since he is in porn, I would think it belongs in GPT.
Placing it in the fiction based cage merits analysis. Is everything there a lie? Or, did he do that so he has plausible deniability for anything he need to distance himself from in future?
Meh. Maybe it's just residue of segregation and being his people being forced to live together and away from whites. Could be Bishop just feels more at home in a place with a monkey.
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#274219 - 11/18/09 03:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Loc: The 4th International
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^^ It's very, very good to see you're back! 
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#274221 - 11/18/09 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I just lurk here part time now of days, but if Fatman picks this thread back up I'll read it religiously.
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#274222 - 11/28/09 08:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Catching up ....
About 10 days after Snowball had his stroke, I elected to put his sister down. She no longer could stand, let alone walk. Couldn't go in the box and couldn't clean herself well.
I gave her a warm bath, which she hated, but she really needed.
I rubbed her down with a soft towel, which she seemed to enjoy.
I combed her for about 2 hours, which she LOVED!
She was a gentle loving girl.
I sat with her on my lap for a few hours and listened to Bob Seger's "Final Scene," rocked and wept inconsolably.
The next morning I took her to the same vet that put down her mom. Like her mom, she was purring when she died.
All that remains of a family of six is George David Clyde the Monster Kitty. All 4 of his scion have passed before him. He likely won't last more than a year himself. He's quite the old man, can't walk too well anymore and doesn't leave the couch too often.
He always was jealous of any attention that I gave his family members. He doesn't seem to miss any of them. I don't like that he's all alone when I go away.
When I came back from 2 weeks in FL in September, he howled at me for an entire day. I have no idea why or what could have sated his angst. He's never been much of a 'talker'.
Thankfully, he still pees reliably in his box. But, for some reason, he'll only do his bowel movements next to it.
When he goes, I'm likely moving to Florida.
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#274227 - 11/28/09 09:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Don't explain yourself to that prick !
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#274228 - 11/28/09 09:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Why not have fun with him?
I don't care about his opinion. I've been here for more than 3 1/2 years and he's never impressed me.
If he thinks that I'm bothered that I cried over my cat, he's mistaken. I LOVED my cat. I'm not ashamed of it.
Anyway, I don't think being called a "fag" has bothered me since early Junior High. In any case, I'm too open not to have "slipped" out any gay tendencies/desires in 10k+ posts, if any such had existed.
He's just trying to rile and doesn't have the equipment [read BRAINS] to pull it off.
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#274230 - 11/30/09 12:21 AM
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Registered: 01/26/06
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hey fatty i saw the cheerleaders in the hollywd blvd parade i forgot about which totally threw off my day because i couldn't get to my buddy's on las palmas. cheerleaders made me think of you.
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#274231 - 11/30/09 10:11 AM
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Sad to see a long standing pet go.
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#274232 - 11/30/09 10:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Fatman, I'm sorry to hear about your cats. I hope you're doing ok. Maybe you can adopt another? You said George prefers to have no competition, but I bet he won't mind. You provide the perfect loving home for these little guys.
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#274234 - 11/30/09 04:10 PM
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Sorry to hear about your cats, fatman. Losing a pet is tough. In some circumstances (like when a person lives alone with the pet) it can be worse than losing a human friend.
Keep us up to date on George David Clyde.
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#274236 - 12/02/09 03:42 AM
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Thx to all for the condolences.
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#274240 - 12/02/09 03:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Anyway ... Off to my mom's gated little community in Boynton Beach. I might take some time while I'm down there and catch up with this thread ... 
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#274241 - 12/06/09 10:38 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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I post in the cage because it is so comfortable for me.. It's home  I didn't like you before but I can't remember why. In any case I have out-grown my internet hate phase and truth be told I find your posts to be amusing...
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#274243 - 12/11/09 05:12 PM
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Got called an "anti-Semite" and a "Nazi" today in the clubhouse gym. Seems that these two older ladies weren't very happy with the fact that movie "Etz Limon" was partially produced in Israel. They believe that it doesn't cast Israel in the best light. I suggested that from their description of the movie [I haven't seen it], that maybe they were a bit disturbed at - and in denial about - the reality that some Israelis likely bully some Palestinians. Thus, I've been excommunicated by the two wrinkled yentas, and now, if they have their way, I will be condemned to the darkest, dankest crevice of Sheol. So, in the afterlife, you'll know where to find me, Roxanne Blaze & THE Twins. 88!
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#274244 - 12/11/09 05:18 PM
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Much to my great surprise, I got a new digital camera for Chanukkah this evening.  It has a rather limited zoom, but it's 12MP and takes 720 video. Since it is much narrower than my last camera [doesn't use AA batteries], I'll be more likely to have it available when interest stuff happens. I have a bunch of pictures I want to post from my old camera. I'll try to get to them when I get home ...
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#274245 - 12/12/09 07:58 AM
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12mp is pretty awesome. I think my camera is about 7mp and for most pics I have to resize them down to email or post them. But when I want to print one, the extra resolution is great.
At 12mp, you won't miss the zoom too much as you will be able to "zoom" on the file afterwards.
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#274247 - 12/12/09 03:07 PM
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That is interesting actually. My sister was bothering the fuck out of me the other day asking about digital cameras and all.
People never know what to get me so she was working this angle. I told her most Digital cameras can't snap fast enough or zoom enough to catch the only thing I care about..that is my kid getting off a shot or skating through people. And when I say "through" I mean bodys on the ice at the point of impact and maybe the next second or two before the whistle blows and the coach comes out to collect em up.
I don't expect her to DSLR cause she wont but what's close in say the $300 range.
On topic... Fatty your fucken stories are way beyond "epic". When I look back on all the "Internet Personalities" I've known you are unique sir.
I wish you nothing but the best for the Holidays and throughout.
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#274248 - 12/12/09 06:44 PM
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I posted about my Pentax DSLR a while back and took all the pictures in Costa Rica with it. I had to downsize every pic to post them on here, and they still came out okay. The originals are eye-popping. My camera is not noticeably slow in shooting action pics, especially if I set it in sports mode. Most modern digital cameras will have that setting. I also got a 12mp digital camera for 80.00 by watching the "morning deals" on www.consumerist.com It's about the size of a pack of cigarettes and it's hard for me to take it seriously when I'm using it. It has a limited optical zoom and the lens is so small that it's hard to get a sharp shot when zoomed in on a long distance target. I learned that at 12mp it was better to zoom out on the camera and then zoom in and crop for prints.
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#274249 - 12/12/09 06:52 PM
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Cool... I'll check it out for myself but no way am I asking for it for a gift. You guys do agree Digitals are fucken bad when trying to get an "at the moment click" yes?. When we go to big tourneys or finals there is always some Dude there with a setup to catch "in the moment" hits and shots. We have an absolutely sick Nike Bauer shot of a stick in full flex.
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#274250 - 12/12/09 06:57 PM
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Most digital cameras are slower than the best film cameras, especially in the price range where you would ask for it as a gift. But for 300.00 or less you should be able to get a fast digital sports camera with either a good optical zoom or a high resolution. Look around at consumerist or dealhack.
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#274261 - 12/13/09 07:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Fatman!, Fatman!, Fatman! I pet a fuzzy kitty today!
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#274264 - 12/13/09 08:09 PM
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Have you thought about adopting one?
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