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but wait, I thought all your porn was pirated for free?

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Partially true. I don't buy porn anymore. I let the Universe leak its porn abundance onto my DVD burner - like the Casey Parker "used backdoor" DVD I found out about 2 weeks ago.



But, I had spent at least a couple of grand on porn since 1993. I have sold some off in the past on eBay and I plan to sell ALL my original videos [and DVDs] this spring after I FINALLY get around to backing them up to DVD.



A few months before I arrived at XPT, I accidently uncovered the method of "porn liberation". It was during a search for the "Casting Couch" scene with Cherish & Cali Marie. I had just "discovered" them on TheHun.com. I NEEDED to see the scene. By on-line chat I was informed by CastingCouchTeens.com that THE Twins would only "stream" even if I purchased a full membership - which had been my intention since they also had the TeenyBopperClub scene.

Ordering the disk wasn't of interest to me since I wanted to see them NOW!! In search for them on another pay site, I found them on another site with a better price.

I then made a pledge to Providence and focused my OCD on gathering all of Earth's porn into one grand library for the betterment of all pervert-kind.


Prior to that I had purchased a vast porn library which was augmented by being bequeathed the collections of many a man on his way to the porn desert of marriage.

Except for Tanya Harding's Wedding and a Jacqueline Lovell tape, I never bought a video until it made its way into the "$9.99 or less" bin - about 6 months to a year after it was a "new release" and sold full price. I can wait. It doesn't lose its "hotness" if I don't see it the day its released.

I bought many lots of "pre-viewed" porn from the small video rental shops that used to be around when they were looking to recycle stock on the cheap.

I also low bid on many eBay auctions for large tape lots where I could get the tapes for under a $1 each. [I "won" only 3 of these since I just try to win with my low bid].

I've actually resold many of these at a small [VERY SMALL!] profit since I do better at "selling" the attributes of the tapes than those I bought them from.

I bought many real amateur vids from eBay, NebraskaCoeds, ForbiddenVideo, etc., in 2000-2002. I sold the "lot" of these for a substantial profit to a Iranian saffron importer who only likes one-of-a-kind amateurs ... but I still have my "archive" backups ...

Once I went to DVD, I mostly purchased lots since I like the surprise of not knowing what/who might be on the disk ALONG WITH the price. I especially like DVD samplers since you usually get 4 full scenes of different variety along with the title sequence [and girl IDs] from several different movies.

This is the way I found several of my favorites like Anastasia Blue, Lexi Mathews, Monica Sweetheart ... I "discovered" Madison Monroe in scenes from "Cheerleader Swap & Swallow" and "Little White Slave Girls" BOTH on the same sample disk!!




The downside is that you WILL get disks you have no interest in. For me this includes asian porn, Big Butt Latinas or anything specializing in more than 1 penis in a woman's butt or vagina.

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well actually i can't figure out how to unsticky this bitch

just as well

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Press the "TV/VCR" button on the remote.



No, the cable box remote.



Is the TV set to Channel 3?



Is the VCR selector switch set to "3" or "2"?



Okay, now click the Input Channel button on the TV remote twice.



No, the Tee-Vee remote.



ad infinitum...

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He might just not have enough time to post. This is the busy season for Santa Claus impersonators.

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Upon arriving home, I was greeted by 3 of 4 of "the pride". Sadly I believe that the elder female's life force is winding down. She was not in her "favorite" places. She did not respond when called. It took me quite some time to find her. I started to think she had passed. She wasn't all to responsive once I found her. I petted her for a while. She purred softly but showed no interest in moving. I let her stay where she was.

After a long while she worked her way to the living room - she's completely blind with cataracts so it takes her a bit of time to find her way. Once she made it to the futon, her son Snowy rubbed heads with her and she allowed him to clean out her ears.

Both are odd since he mostly likes to torment the females, and she lashes out anytime he's anywhere near her. I think they know time is winding down as well.

She is quite thin and frail. She has been losing weight ever since she lost her vision.

She has her own place atop the left corner of the futon [which is almost always in the "couch" position"]. She enjoys sleeping there next to my head. In the morning when she wants to be petted, she waits until I slightly stir and then places her clammy paw on my face and slowly and carefully extends her claws to get my attention. It is quite annoying.

I'll miss her when she dies.



I will cry for days ....

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At approximately 3:15PM EST Friday December 28th, the loving gentle short-haired domestic cat known as Calicoco was euthanised at Animal Infirmary of Hoboken after suffering a stroke that left her partially paralyzed the evening before.

She was 15 3/4 years old.

She did not cry even once in her struggle against her paralysis. She did not even vocally protest her removal from her apartment or cry during the car ride to the vet. It was only her 3rd time out of apartment since she arrived with her brother at 8 weeks old in early 1992.

She was clearly resigned to her fate. She was heard purring as she died.

She is survived by her brother George David Clyde, her son Snowball of X to the minus 1, her daughter The Grey Girl and a crying fat guy who is grateful for the extra 2 1/2 months he had with her since he saw her turn downhill.

She will be missed and remembered.

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It was only her 3rd time out of apartment since she arrived with her brother at 8 weeks old in early 1992.

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It was only her 3rd time out of apartment since she arrived with her brother at 8 weeks old in early 1992.

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ummmm weren't you taking her to the Vets?

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absolutely not

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okay...fair enough. i admit i am kind of new to cat ownership having won custody of one i shared with a live-in girlfriend a few years back. I keep getting postcards from my vet about getting a feline leukemia booster or whatnot for the last year and was feeling bad for blowing it off. i assumed they were like cars and oil changes or something.

i adore this cat tho and can totally understand your loss.

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How was your Hannukah?

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absolutely not

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okay...fair enough. i admit i am kind of new to cat ownership having won custody of one i shared with a live-in girlfriend a few years back. I keep getting postcards from my vet about getting a feline leukemia booster or whatnot for the last year and was feeling bad for blowing it off. i assumed they were like cars and oil changes or something.

i adore this cat tho and can totally understand your loss.

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Take what I say with proper grains of salt.

My sister LIVES at the vet. She originally adopted Calicoco and GD Clyde as partners for her rescued cat Mario but he was TERRIFIED of the kittens, so "Peaches & Cream" [their names at birth] passed to me by "royal" decree.

[My sister is NOT a JAP. She's a JAE. Jewish American Empress. Though she's younger than I, she is the ONLY PERSON on the entire planet I FEAR.]

She was LIVID that I passed on the feline leukemia stuff. I think she takes her current cat duo to the vet semi-annually.

My view: If the cat is going to be exposed to other cats, it has to be protected from contagious diseases. Mine aren't even exposed much to other humans.

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Don't forget this important resource, Fatman.

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I thought we decided that there was no more interest in this.

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there is never no more interest in this.

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I'm a Met fan, but I think that it's going to be a rough year for my Mets. Too many old men ... Alou, Wagner, Pedro ... PLUS No backup for Delgado whose clearly broken down.





Such it the life of the Met fan ... always looking on the downside ...

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I lived in Weehawken (no kidding). Right off Blvd East. The township must have a high concentration of Pervs. I thought Micki Lynn was from Bellville, nearer to Newark (oh, God) than Weehawken or Union City, the epicenter of Fatman Activity.

Fatman, were you the dude on Palisade Avenue and 22nd waiting for the NJT bus to the PortAuthority last week?
Walk a few blocks and take a gypsy minibus ok? It will do your heart good.

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I don't know where Micki lived as a teen. I just remember her saying she went to Weehawken High. That doesn't mean it was the truth. But, it's funny because I moved to Weehawken FROM Belleville ... right on the border with Nutley. My brother and I used to get harassed by the Belleville and Nutley Police during our long walks. They would think we were blacks walking north from Newark since we were both wearing hooded sweatshirts.


I never wait at Palisades & Highpoint for the 123. It doesn't run often enough. [btw, 22nd is an evil name conjured up by those darn Democrats in Union City!!].

I catch the NJT buses at Pleasant Ave along side 495 where about 15 different buses have their last stop in NJ. When I don't have a montly pass, I often have taken the mini-buses - they're cheaper. In the mornings they'll pick you up along Hackensack Plank Road [32nd St] on their way to "the back door" to the Lincoln Tunnel ... which is nice when it's raining.

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I lived in Weehawken (no kidding). Right off Blvd East. The township must have a high concentration of Pervs. I thought Micki Lynn was from Bellville, nearer to Newark (oh, God) than Weehawken or Union City, the epicenter of Fatman Activity.

Fatman, were you the dude on Palisade Avenue and 22nd waiting for the NJT bus to the PortAuthority last week?
Walk a few blocks and take a gypsy minibus ok? It will do your heart good.

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I don't know where Micki lived as a teen. I just remember her saying she went to Weehawken High. That doesn't mean it was the truth. But, it's funny because I moved to Weehawken FROM Belleville ... right on the border with Nutley. My brother and I used to get harassed by the Belleville and Nutley Police during our long walks. They would think we were blacks walking north from Newark since we were both wearing hooded sweatshirts.


I never wait at Palisades & Highpoint for the 123. It doesn't run often enough. [btw, 22nd is an evil name conjured up by those darn Democrats in Union City!!].

I catch the NJT buses at Pleasant Ave along side 495 where about 15 different buses have their last stop in NJ. When I don't have a montly pass, I often have taken the mini-buses - they're cheaper. In the mornings they'll pick you up along Hackensack Plank Road [32nd St] on their way to "the back door" to the Lincoln Tunnel ... which is nice when it's raining.

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Yeah, the 123 did not run often.

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pizza parlor in Chicago

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