Happy Easter and a Merry Spring.

Handful of gluten-free cereal running out the door to Easter family brunch. No milk.
1 Belgium waffle (no butter, no syrup), quiche, half of a bagel top, low fat creme cheese, 6 kiwis, 4 pineapple wedges, 11 apple slices, 1 Carr's water cracker and avocado ceviche dip, 1 cup black coffee, 6 glasses of water.

can other people post here too?* waits for potential snarky remark*

Yes.

What's a bagel top? Is it like a muffin top? Or did you mean half of a sliced bagel?

NO PICTURES FRANKIE!!!!!!

Half of a bagel. The top part. I only like that part and no way am I eating an entire bagel anyway.

Did you put the chia seeds on it?

I've heard of 1/2 a bagel. And the top of a bialy. But, I have never heard of 1/2 of a bagel being the top and one the bottom.

Anyway ... I like kiwis as well.

Jesus. Your poop sessions must resemble something betweem the Civil War and Vietnam.

I'm getting worried. She hasn't eaten in a day and a half.

thats standard procedure for gia.

Closing on 2 days.

April 1

Bag of frozen peas
Bag of organic baby carrots
3 apples
Kobe beef burger

A feast!!

4/2/13

4 plums
1 banana
1/2 margarita pizza
1 cup microwave plain popcorn

What size pizza? 12"? 16"? 18"?

A guy who ate a fixed amount of microwave popcorn daily for several years got very sick from the fumes he inhaled - huffin' that butter aroma or some shit, yo - and won a set-for-life sum in litigation or a case against the manufacturer who allegedly didn't point out the risks on the product in question.

i don't think it matters fatman... i remember malice describing her pizza eating habits as grazing on the toppings and leaving the rest.

That'd just be disturbed. Headroom.

ROFL!!! Must go in Quote Of The Day thread.

It's true. And it was a 12" pizza.

Some proper mixing.

1 cup chicken broth
2 baby jazz apples
1 banana
3 glasses of Cabernet
Pepper infused edemame
Kim chi
Seaweed salad

i cheated on my diet today.
1 left over easter ham sammie w/ avocado and mayo
1 slice of costco cheese pizza

ill never understand why their pizza by the slice is so much better than their take out ones.i guess because they can cook them longer and it might stir up more business to either have higher quality cheese or more of it.the rest of the day ill have a shake or two,and possibly some pistacio ice cream,but not too much.i dont want to be a fatass forever.

You don't need anymore food today unless it's a salad or some fruit.

As the energetic household of someone approaching 400 lbs is basically the same as the one of an emaciated anorexic. He just doesn't see it that way.

ive been dropping inches lil buddies.but thats good advice gia.my guts going away in a big way also.

phad tai chicken and some chicharones.

Get your own thread.

Frankie doesn't understand that some threads are meant for certain things.

4 plums
Bowl of pretzels
Lentil soup
1 banana
Grilled salmon with green beans

Frankie should take pics of everything he eats in a day, then post a gif of all the pics in this thread.

When it happens, we'll know who to blame. I've been craving pad thai lately.

1 banana
1 papaya
Whole wheat pasta with homemade tomato sauce
1 glass Cabernet

Lettuce, steamed beets, grilled chicken salad
1 cup microwave popcorn
1/2 14" veggie pizza from trader joe
1 tomato

Pint of fresh strawberries
1 Cadbury egg
Scrambled egg whites and risotto

This is between 500-800 Calories. You have a major Problem

I didn't have time to eat much that day. Also, I forgot that I had half a bagel with cream cheese. I don't recommend people's caloric intake match mine, nor am I purposefully food restricting. Most of it has to do with time or money. I choose healthy food most of the time. I hope to inspire others- that's my mission with this food diary.

Scrambled egg whites and cayenne pepper
Short stack of gluten-free pancakes/ side of blueberries and 1 tsp butter
1 avocado
Spinach and tomato salad

Kink.com shoots compliance videos where whores tell that they want to be there and that it isn't forced and basically another fitness regime.

Gia Jordan looked at what figgy posted he ate one day and mentioned that he shouldn't eat anymore for the rest of it.
Figgy was approaching 400 lbs once and lost some weight since; Gia's skinny and lost some weight since, too.

That's shady. Even with the disclaimer.

my pants keep fitting me better every time i put them on.

Hey Gia, The food diary is super duper interesting but I'm going to put in a request for a new post. I'd like to see a "Gia's daily fashion"

With the new parts lets see how they look each day, what better way to showcase them!

You can go ahead and start today...full head to toe shots are best.

fap ready

I've thought of that but I'd do it as a style blog then you guys can steal the pics from there and post here. The pic posting thing here is a pain, and no matter how it's explained to me, I don't get it. Anything too technically difficult isn't worth my time.

[panzer]Gia needs to make a daily fecal weight and quality diary and post pics of it here.[/panzer}

Money? So you don't have enough money to buy food or you don't have enough money to buy the bull shit organic food that's marked up 70%? If it is the later then quit believing the Whole foods (sharper image for grocers) bullshit.




Hey fuck face there is a gia jordan question thread already faggot.

I'd rather save my money for clothes or to put in the bank.

So you can fit what now, 3 or 4 poodles down there?

LOL!

Various poodles in a pool.

[quote=Gia ^RIGHT HERE [/quote]


click the tab or button above the arrow.pick the first option.then itll post your pic with the code like this : [img]giaspic.com[/img]

if worst comes to worst,then just use this around your url for the pic [img] [/img]

it works for gifs too.if you need a hosting site.postimage.org is the way to go.

gia click me

Nope. Boring. Too boring to learn. Don't care.

She needs an excuse to not post pics of her tits and her ass.

Potato chips
5 oranges
Banana
Salmon mixed greens salad
1 slice cheese pizza

I'm thinking of starting a Kick-starter Project for Gia's food budget. Say 120 a month for a year would be 1440 lets make it 1800 to be generous.

I'll eat 1 calorie per $1.

Work smarter not harder, which I know is a foreign concept for a whore. However I'm feeling benevolent towards you lately so here is a tip, search HERE.

For $120 you can join any number of area co-ops to get all the organic veggies and fruits your black heart desires.

Forthwith WHORE..

I get most of my produce in bulk from co-ops. The rest, Trader Joe which is cheaper than Whole Foods and in most cases, the same price or lower than a regular grocery store. But co-op is the cheapest way for mass quantity, and if your city has a farmers market, many of their vendors will let you buy in bulk.

Whole Foods is good for their bulk section of grains and pastas. Over-priced for produce. Fine for certain condiments not found elsewhere and there house brand is decently priced.

With planning, eating healthy can definitely be done on a budget.

*dont get me started on healthy on a budget in nyc. That takes strategizing and time.

Here in LA, I love me some Co-op in Santa Monica.

So its more fantasy than reality that when you say your caloric austerity is due to a budgetary concern? God help you for being ethnic with no cheekbones....

EAT

FORTHWITH WHORE

Nope. I still try to be frugal.

You do know that most of the shit they sell at farmer's markets is the very same stuff that's sold at run of the mill grocery stores? And co-op food means some hipster asshole took a shit on the plant instead of using some Monsanto fertilizer.

Hey Gia, have you been reading "Thug Kitchen"? Healthy eating with an attitude.

^^^omg this is so awesome! It's like what if Guapo had a food blog. Added to my blog roll now...these recipes are easy and I love the way he writes.

she cant make an excuse for sending someone here an attachment in an email.but im sure shell try to make one up.

The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories. I will give you $5 Gia.

Egg white, mushroom, garlic omelette with ketchup
Steamed broccoli
1 avocado
Grilled chicken salad

That is like 2 meals. How long did you punish yourself in the gym for that?

No gym that day. I worked all day and there wasn't any time to eat.

commitment. approved..

4/11/13

A lemon lollipop at the bank

4/12/13

1 plum
1 papaya
Pint of strawberries
Vegetable coconut curry with basmati rice
Chicken tika masala
Glass of Cabernet
Microwave plain popcorn

Heh funny I made chicken tikka masala with some cab last night as well. Mouthgasm!

Chicken curry pot pie. That is all.

good new term gen.

I like curry, pot and pie.

It's the holy trinity, B-man.

4/13/13

Egg white, cheese, turkey omelette
Steamed veggies
Garlic chicken and broccoli w/brown rice
Vodka on the rocks
1 glass cabernet

I didn't think Gia fucking eats.

meat...does it cause you concern that if she were to return the favor and shit on your shit chest it might take 3-4 days?.

Egg white, cheese, sausage omelette
3 slices thin crust anchovy pizza
2 apples

Do you ever eat anchovies not on a pizza? Like in a salad?

4/15/13

Bag of frozen peas. Steamed
Pint of seedless grapes

4/16/13

Whole wheat pasta w/ turkey marinara
1 small bag of bagel chips w/ onion dip
1 maple cookie
1 Kombucha tea
2 Reece's dark choc peanut butter cups
1 diet coke
1 cake pop

Yes. I really enjoy them. I need to find low cal dressing recipes for them instead of Caesar.

I don't know how I feel about turkey marinara.

Both from the idea of using turkey. And, meat in a "marinara" sauce.

The whole idea that "mariners" using the sauce was so there was no meat to rot. At least that was the myth of the origin of Marinara I've heard.



Sounds more like a Turkey Ragu to me ....

I don't know the pasta nomenclature. Sounds fine to me. All I know is I added meat this time and prefer turkey instead of red meat.

anchovies
fresh lemon juice
1 garlic clove
fresh basil
sea salt and pepper (optional)

Throw it all in a food processor. I haven't played with measurements yet but play with it. It's quite loverly.

Yessss. Thank you so much. No food processor here but how about a blender? What speed?

Blender is perfect. Whatever speed it takes to liquify the heck out of it

gen: is that one day's consumption? I'm worried that if this intake continues that your butt will no longer resemble the near perfect bubble..

my best period of (chosen) dietary control was a couple of years back, and for a good 6 months it looked like:

1. 2 hard boiled eggs + 1 avocado
2. aka miso soup + grilled salmon
3. boiled vegetables (corn, peas, potato, carrots)

this was enabled by the fact that I'd just been forced into moving back to livign with my mum and working in a factory. the month of jail time that preceded this was also pretty interesting. but alas..

I think you mean, Gia. This is her food diary. I haven't posted my days consumption but was suggesting a dressing with anchovies.

Ignore me being a dick.

It's just my way.



btw, I like anchovies on salads as well.

wha??? maybe more on this story sometime...

Ate with reckless abandon tonight. Friend in town.

Salad at Urth Cafe
Macaroni and cheese, maple infused Brussel sprouts, margarita pizza

2 vodka on the rocks
Cucumber gimlet
Glass of Cabernet
Duck confit French fries
Wings with ranch sauce

Was it a vodka gimlet? Or the traditional gin?

I don't know if vodka gin and wine mix too well. For me at least. But, then again, I don't drink much.




I know what duck confit is. I know what french fries are.

What are Duck confit french fries?





I am starting to class "margarita pizza" as a Gia staple.

I don't expect too much info, but I'd like to hear what country the time was served in.

I think Gia is fasting in support of Boston today.

That's entirely understandable. I think she once stripped and did privates there. I hope none of her former clients were injured by the bombs.

Pretty much ate the same thing for all missing days: salad, a banana, figs, and whole wheat pasta with marinara. On a budget and making food at home on the cheap with my limited cooking skills.

Salad's a pretty broad term these days. I imagine we're talking basic greens, not the 17,000 calorie taco salad that I like to make sometimes when I'm wanting to eat healthy.

Romaine mixed with spinach or kale. Any veggie. No cheese, no croutons, no nuts. Any dressing 40 cals or less. But mostly, I don't like dressing. Load that salad up with veggies! And maybe some salmon or grilled chicken.

I feel bad for the Gia's Mope. In all this food diary, I haven't seen Jizz listed. Poor guy.

Where are the photos of the food?

Is kale good in a salad? I've always had it slightly steamed. I thought it might be too bitter uncooked.


Hmmm, off topic - kale kupkakkes - the first organic pornstar. there might be a market for that...

I hate cupcakes.

Yes, kale is great in salads. No need to steam, but the texture is better if you de stem it and slice it in strips. Feel free to mix it with other lettuce like romaine. To de stem, hold vertically and run fingers down both sides of stem to remove the leaf off its stem.

Chicken salad at Pei Wei. Never again. I thought it'd be grilled, not fried and coated in goop and glop even though the cashier followed directions on my no dressing preference. Then I leave and see it's owned by PF Chang's. Of course. Now Gia's Mope and I are pissed we wasted $19 when Malibu Fish Market next door was having a lunch special.

$19 = 19x Banquet spaghetti & meatball trays.

$19 = 19 meals of veggies and fruit (bought in bulk from co-ops) and grains I already have at home.

Or a grocery store if appearance and taste are of any value.

Co-ops and farmers markets taste better and are cheaper. Though, I do buy some stuff at trader joe. But farmers market in walking dist to me is open tmrw. So excited!

Are these meal on the wheels?

It sounds like it would be healthier and at the same price as the street meat you consume with abandon.

Green pear
Slice of turkey bacon and 2 scrambled egg whites
3 ginger snap cookies. Homemade.
1 lb Crawfish
Corn on the cob
Calamari

My first time eating crawfish. I wasn't prepared for just being served a plastic bag of crawfish and eating them right there on the paper table cloth, no plates. My nail brush at home later got some use. Tasty, they're tiny so you eat many to get satiated with enough meat. I'll do it again if a future dining partner wants crawfish, but I probably won't crave it on my own.

So you won't be eating at Popeye's then?

You know when Tritone sees this, he's going to contemplate suicide? You'll eat a black delicacy, but no IR.

lobsters and crawfish are related to lice... http://www.wetwebmedia.com/marine/inverts/arthropoda/lobsters/lobsters.htm

just putting that out there.

I probably won't be going back.

Oh man, I am not going there^^. Thanks for the kale advice. I am getting tired of bokchoi, mustard and collard greens and swiss chard in the greens dept.

Try daikon. It's not green but it's a veggie.

5 slices of watermelon
Garden salad topped with albacore mixed with minced cucumber and mustard and relish. (I hate mayonnaise. Made the salad myself)
Later tonight...Korean BBQ

Blowbang and bukkake flashbacks?

I never liked mayonnaise.

Had some delicious Korean BBQ, Kim chi, garden salad then went home and baked ginger snaps.

This thread now has an undisputed winner.

How much?

Not sure. Someone treated me.

More than Panzer would be willing to spend, I can tell you that much.

Unless it was dinner for a tranny. Tuesdays With Panzer.

Shaving cream should have questionable nutritional value.
But that probably was just the topping for an advanced course.

5/9. 1 banana, 1 pear, half bag of lettuce

5/10 Vermont cheddar Mac n cheese for breakfast so far.

5/10 evening

Scrambled egg whites
Small jar of relish from whole foods
Salmon salad

when I was in japan I saw a stripper fuck herself with a sizeable daikon. it's ruined the vegetable for me altogether.

Entire watermelon sphere, 1 banana, grilled chicken salad, 2 plums, seaweed crackers, 1 cucumber, 5 gala apples, 1 slice Swiss cheese, half bag frozen green beans, 1 pint blueberries

[tritone]There's hope for you yet.[/tritone]

I kind of halfway expect the dozen yellow roses Gia bought at the farmers market to make their way into this thread.