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#585694 - 03/14/13 03:37 PM Sam Simon has Cancer
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Too bad. I love the Simpsons. He was on Howard a while back, condemning meat eaters and being all righteous about his healthy vegan lifestyle, so I had a little bid of schadenfreude at first, but then I found out he's fucked and is gonna die soon. Too bad...



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#585697 - 03/14/13 04:05 PM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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that sucks.i never knew the simpsons had a cocreator btw.
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#585699 - 03/14/13 05:53 PM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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There are 3 people listed as creators of the Simpsons. Sam and the other guy that isn't Groening were producers on Traci Ullman's show and OKd the segment in exchange for creator credits. Similar story w/ Paul Anka and the Tonight Show theme. Johnny Carson had him write a song, liked it, then told him to add him as a songwriter or he wasn't going to use it. 50% is better than 0%

Sam left after a few seasons, but he still gets a cut of everything. Sam was married to Jennifer Tilly for the first 6 months of the Simpsons. Sam has said that her take from the Simpsons so far is in the 9 figures.

Sam has good stories, but he is an elitist tree hugger/bed wetter.


Edited by Jerkules (03/14/13 05:57 PM)
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#585727 - 03/15/13 02:51 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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I'm sorry Jerks, but if you don't understand what James L. Brooks contributed to The Simpsons you should not be speaking on the subject. Same for Sam Simon.
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#585734 - 03/15/13 06:11 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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Don't just admonish me, educate me. I'm not ashamed of being wrong.
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#585739 - 03/15/13 07:47 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
i never knew the simpsons had a cocreator btw.


That's because you're an ignorant shitbag
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#585743 - 03/15/13 08:13 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
There are 3 people listed as creators of the Simpsons.









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#585753 - 03/15/13 12:17 PM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
i never knew the simpsons had a cocreator btw.


That's because you're an ignorant shitbag
thanks for clearing that up for me dickhead.
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#586357 - 03/21/13 10:11 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
i never knew the simpsons had a cocreator btw.


That's because you're an ignorant shitbag
thanks for clearing that up for me dickhead.

I doesn't matter how many disgusting fake tit's you blow your disease ridden rancid semen on, you're entire life doesn't amount to a cum stain sliding down a crackwhores emaciated thigh. Your brain isn't capable of critical thinking of any kind and you apparently lack the mental capacity to do a four fucking second google search. What kind of astonishing laziness would it have taken to look something up before posting about it... in the day and age of almost instantaneous information instead of embarrassing your self. I mean, did you just HAVE to let it be known you had no idea anyone else was involved in the shows creation? Is your ADHD warped brain make your keyboard fingers that itchy? I maybe a completely miserable shitbag that hates life it's self but I'm still glad I'm not you.
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#586366 - 03/21/13 10:27 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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It should read "... your entire life...," just like in "Your brain..."

Might be another ADHD-warped brain you could worry about.

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#586382 - 03/21/13 11:22 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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wow.
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#586412 - 03/21/13 05:41 PM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
It should read "... your entire life...," just like in "Your brain..."

Might be another ADHD-warped brain you could worry about.


at that point it was caffeine riddled.
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#586482 - 03/21/13 11:23 PM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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Clearly. Pathetic.

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#586494 - 03/22/13 05:48 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Clearly. Pathetic.

Yeah. Clearly. Yet, at my most pathetic I'm still better than %99 of you fucking worthless cannon fodder. Did you pick your stupid fucking avatar to try to show you're some kind of "bad guy"? Might as well have a Razor Ramon avatar, I'd have more respect for that (I'm aware my own current avatar is full of angsty faggotry)....I'd be ashamed of myself as a Bavarian ubermensh to have something which is nothing more than a symbol of an american's pursuit of greed at the expense of destroying what was once a classic series of films...you want to have something truly evil have a close up of George Luca's pulsating neck goiter...I'm sure some horrific entity is trying to burst forth from it
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#586495 - 03/22/13 06:39 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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That's a lot of fluffy ideology you got going there, man. It probably has a funny name.

If you want to get into Star Wars, whatever.

I didn't like the new films dropped every few years since 1999 or whenever they wanted to really cash in, yet they were okay, surprisingly all six of them as a whole, on Blu-Ray Disc.
Whoever shot whatever else in which succession is of no concern to me.

Edits and alterations in the original, older trilogy look odd at times. A restoration on the level of Star Wars is rather rare and the results look convincing and more polished overall.

Lucas laid the foundation for a set of technology companies engaged in sound, special effects in CGI and probably in miniatures which seem to be among the best in the field.

I read about some religious Star Wars fans campaigning for the original version somewhere. Once, someone confronted Lucas on some convention, asking why the original version was lost in the making of the restored ones or whatever else. Lucas was said to have told the guy asking that he should grow up, that they were his movies, not the other guy's. Well.

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#586501 - 03/22/13 07:47 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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A gif of Razor flicking the toothpick would be a cool avatar.
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#586564 - 03/22/13 07:12 PM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: drained]
CxGxPx Offline
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
That's a lot of fluffy ideology you got going there, man. It probably has a funny name.

If you want to get into Star Wars, whatever.

I didn't like the new films dropped every few years since 1999 or whenever they wanted to really cash in, yet they were okay, surprisingly all six of them as a whole, on Blu-Ray Disc.
Whoever shot whatever else in which succession is of no concern to me.

Edits and alterations in the original, older trilogy look odd at times. A restoration on the level of Star Wars is rather rare and the results look convincing and more polished overall.

Lucas laid the foundation for a set of technology companies engaged in sound, special effects in CGI and probably in miniatures which seem to be among the best in the field.

I read about some religious Star Wars fans campaigning for the original version somewhere. Once, someone confronted Lucas on some convention, asking why the original version was lost in the making of the restored ones or whatever else. Lucas was said to have told the guy asking that he should grow up, that they were his movies, not the other guy's. Well.


You're a fucking idiot if you actually believe anything you just wrote.
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#586607 - 03/22/13 08:39 PM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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Stunning and well thought out comeback. Your fish must be impressed.
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#586636 - 03/23/13 12:28 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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The machine he's fighting likes it when they scream.

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#586640 - 03/23/13 01:54 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Stunning and well thought out comeback. Your fish must be impressed.

If he made any points worth wasting time forming a comeback to maybe I'd put more effort into it. He wrote a wall of text that amounted to saying "water is wet" .....Watch Plinkett's reviews (which are masterpieces in their own right) for the final word on the prequels complete and utter suckitude.
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#586688 - 03/23/13 08:40 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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Different strokes, g.
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#586694 - 03/23/13 09:28 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
i never knew the simpsons had a cocreator btw.


That's because you're an ignorant shitbag
thanks for clearing that up for me dickhead.

I doesn't matter how many disgusting fake tit's you blow your disease ridden rancid semen on, you're entire life doesn't amount to a cum stain sliding down a crackwhores emaciated thigh. Your brain isn't capable of critical thinking of any kind and you apparently lack the mental capacity to do a four fucking second google search. What kind of astonishing laziness would it have taken to look something up before posting about it... in the day and age of almost instantaneous information instead of embarrassing your self. I mean, did you just HAVE to let it be known you had no idea anyone else was involved in the shows creation? Is your ADHD warped brain make your keyboard fingers that itchy? I maybe a completely miserable shitbag that hates life it's self but I'm still glad I'm not you.
Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Clearly. Pathetic.

Yeah. Clearly. Yet, at my most pathetic I'm still better than %99 of you fucking worthless cannon fodder. Did you pick your stupid fucking avatar to try to show you're some kind of "bad guy"? Might as well have a Razor Ramon avatar, I'd have more respect for that (I'm aware my own current avatar is full of angsty faggotry)....I'd be ashamed of myself as a Bavarian ubermensh to have something which is nothing more than a symbol of an american's pursuit of greed at the expense of destroying what was once a classic series of films...you want to have something truly evil have a close up of George Luca's pulsating neck goiter...I'm sure some horrific entity is trying to burst forth from it



Holy shit, FBF is on fire. Do me next!!

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#586802 - 03/24/13 07:13 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: fartz]
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Originally Posted By: fartz


Holy shit, FBF is on fire. Do me next!!


You have to be interesting to warrant a reply.

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#586804 - 03/24/13 07:38 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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Do others find posters signing every post by typing in with their handle annoying?

I mean we can clearly see who the post is from and there's an auto-sig if you wanted your name on every post.
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#586821 - 03/24/13 10:36 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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The guy is from Canada, they get special considerations due to the high rate of being Canadian there.
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#586844 - 03/24/13 05:49 PM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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I used to do that. You fuckers shamed me out of it.
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#586880 - 03/25/13 05:18 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: fartz]
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Originally Posted By: fartz
Holy shit, FBF is on fire. Do me next!!


I ain't about to fuck with Meng



Do you know what happened to Chuck Norris's beard just last week? I heard it had to fight Meng and it jumped off his face.
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#586882 - 03/25/13 05:56 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
Jerkules Offline
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They say Meng's wife is just as tough as he is.
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#586903 - 03/25/13 10:50 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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Wasn't his daughter just on Get Check on TNA?
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#586975 - 03/26/13 08:05 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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I think that was the Barbarian's daughter on TNA. I thought the Puerto Rican MMA girl deserved the contract more.
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#586991 - 03/26/13 11:44 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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I agree. The daughter was really green.
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#586998 - 03/26/13 12:38 PM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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Lizards.

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#587369 - 03/30/13 09:43 AM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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Dragons.


That gutcheck shit was terrible. The crowd was overwhelmingly chanting "no" and it was quite clear that the Puerto Rican chick was a far better performer. They'll probably create an angle where she gets in Joey Ryan style.

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#587410 - 03/30/13 05:55 PM Re: Sam Simon has Cancer [Re: tattypatty]
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It's going to be sometimes. A lot of guys are indies because they can't perform well consistently.
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