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#618911 - 09/28/14 07:39 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I expect Lou to fill the void with posts about his Joe Rogan man crush.
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#618935 - 09/28/14 06:36 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Fiend2]
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Originally Posted By: Fiend2
I expect Lou to fill the void with posts about his Joe Rogan man crush.
hey, don't put that kind of pressure on me. my summer vaca is DONE and I'm kicking the booze. plus I don't eat interestingly much less share it.

I did grab a decent steak at bobs in Dallas(the carrot place)the other night though. I don't take pictures of my food but it was better than any Morton's. try it if you get a chance.
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#618939 - 09/28/14 07:37 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
I expect Lou to fill the void with posts about his Joe Rogan man crush.
hey, don't put that kind of pressure on me. my summer vaca is DONE and I'm kicking the booze. plus I don't eat interestingly much less share it.

I did grab a decent steak at bobs in Dallas(the carrot place)the other night though. I don't take pictures of my food but it was better than any Morton's. try it if you get a chance.


No, no, no! What will we do?

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#618941 - 09/28/14 08:14 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: artwilliams]
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you'll probably grab your cock and beat it to abusive and weird shit...same as always. I'll probably show up here every now and then and kick truth...same as always. If that doesn't fit one of us will have to adjust, yes?.
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#618946 - 09/28/14 08:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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1. Swordfish steaks with butter, key lime juice and dill
2. Purple potato(e)s with olive oil and rosemary
3. Green beans and pearl onions.
4. Bogle Vineyards white zin.

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#619166 - 10/04/14 03:50 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#619167 - 10/04/14 03:59 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Sounds like a good title for a colored barely legal DVD.
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#619216 - 10/05/14 01:40 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Sounds like a good title for a colored barely legal DVD.


Or an unknown early Pink Floyd album.
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#619228 - 10/05/14 07:46 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Or a scared Frank Marino.
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#619238 - 10/05/14 08:14 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Sounds like a good title for a colored barely legal DVD.
sounds more like itd be an interacial title.
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#619255 - 10/05/14 10:38 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Gays call young boys chicken by the way.
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#619257 - 10/05/14 10:49 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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When I was in high school there was a gay bar in my town. The hardcore dopers from my school would send in a 16 year old to lure a queer out who looked like he had money then they would beat the shit out of him and steal his money and jewelry then tell the fag if he called the cops they would tell the cops the fag solicited a minor. They did that like once a month for a couple years. This was back in the mid to late 80s when faggots were still ashamed and in the closet.
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#619258 - 10/05/14 11:00 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I knew a guy in Trenton who occasionally robbed Mexicans on Friday nights, when they got done working in the kitchens of bars. Illegals get paid cash and all. Then he would go buy blow.
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#619290 - 10/05/14 06:45 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Fiend2]
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Originally Posted By: Fiend2
When I was in high school there was a gay bar in my town. The hardcore dopers from my school would send in a 16 year old to lure a queer out who looked like he had money then they would beat the shit out of him and steal his money and jewelry then tell the fag if he called the cops they would tell the cops the fag solicited a minor. They did that like once a month for a couple years. This was back in the mid to late 80s when faggots were still ashamed and in the closet.


It really was a simpler time.
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#619388 - 10/06/14 08:58 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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made pork burritos tonight.cooked the pork in olive oil,lea and perrins,and this really good garlic salt/spice mix.chopped it into strips then covered with shredded mexican cheese mix,sour cream,and some really good salsa.some kind of three bean mix stuff.
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#619411 - 10/07/14 09:04 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Made some quickie potato soup. Potatoes onions and carrots and used Campbells cream of mushroom and cream of celery soup for the base. Salty as fuck but good.
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#619414 - 10/07/14 09:40 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
made pork burritos tonight.cooked the pork in olive oil,lea and perrins,and this really good garlic salt/spice mix.chopped it into strips then covered with shredded mexican cheese mix,sour cream,and some really good salsa.some kind of three bean mix stuff.


All you need is some gross pics and you can be Beaner Panzer.
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#619419 - 10/07/14 11:17 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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what an honor.
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#619439 - 10/07/14 03:59 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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You need prepared soup as the base for a potato cream soup?

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#619442 - 10/07/14 04:58 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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It's a Southern Thing...

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#619453 - 10/07/14 07:33 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Gays call young boys chicken by the way.


no shit... http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showprofile&User=876
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#619467 - 10/08/14 12:47 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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got kind of hungry earlier and mixed a bowl of honey chex(which are delicious) with a packet of swiss miss cocoa mix.youd be surprised how good this tasted.which reminds me i want to be a pastry chef now because they make more money.with the savory degree you could end up just being a line chef.
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#619473 - 10/08/14 04:31 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
It's a Southern Thing...


Boy, I don't know. Isn't western Kentucky the South? That's where I'm from and I make my cream soups with cream, not "Cream of..."

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#619482 - 10/08/14 09:15 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Yeah I can do that and do it well but the key word was "quickie".
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#619483 - 10/08/14 09:15 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Didn't know you were across the state from me ! smile
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#619510 - 10/08/14 09:34 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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A banner night at supper club. We had venison cube steak, wild boar, goose, dove and duck. All of it was melt in your mouth tender. We also had rice and "gravy" (call it gravy to the chef that made it and suffer) and green beans and some kind of bread. It was too good to be true. Next week will likely be grilled chicken wings.

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#619520 - 10/08/14 11:36 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Slow roasted lamb shanks served over a white bean/veggie ragout.
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#619534 - 10/09/14 09:18 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I love venison!

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#619535 - 10/09/14 10:24 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I never liked venison till I tasted it prepared properly. Apparently, I was over cooking it.
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#619547 - 10/09/14 02:32 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Yeah it definitely needs to be cooked medium rare.

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#619549 - 10/09/14 02:53 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I was raised by my grandparents. My grandfather grew up dirt poor on the Otter Peaks of the Blue Ridge Mountains in Virginia during the 1920s. He insisted on everything being cooked well done(over cooked) "so no one gets sick". I didn't have a medium steak or runny eggs till I was in my late teens.
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#619564 - 10/09/14 08:03 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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^ Mine were of the same generation, and needlessly burned things the same, though they were lifelong Staten Islanders and grew up with chickens in the yard. Refrigeration was cutting edge with all those folks.

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#619589 - 10/10/14 12:05 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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To have gone from everyone having ice boxes to to everyone having fridges in such a short time period had to be a bit of a life changing experience.
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#619599 - 10/10/14 05:27 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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You're right. We had to re-learn to cook.

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#619600 - 10/10/14 05:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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made some chicken parm tonight.garlic all spice,italian spice,olive oil,prego pizza sauce(its like a darker spaghetti sauce which tastes really good),white cheese in the middle of the chicken,and a generous heaping of parmesan on top.tits.
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#619670 - 10/11/14 03:58 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Homemade chicken soup using a whole chicken carcass for the broth. No shortcuts on this one.
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#619826 - 10/12/14 07:12 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Frosty chocolate milkshakes.
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#619828 - 10/12/14 07:17 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Bornyo Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Frosty chocolate milkshakes.


recipe?

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#619978 - 10/14/14 01:18 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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last night i made fajitas with some kind of aged beef.i seasoned the beef with garlic spice all,italian seasoning,and lea and perrins.i made my own salsa with tomatos,green bell pepper,green onions,cilantro,a little tapatio(there wasnt any chile peppers),lemon juice,and just a little salt.threw that in tortillas and topped it off with sour cream.

you guys should try the salsa,it actually turned out really well.just put a little tapatio and about three or for times as much lemon juice.

on a related spicy lemon delight,i was introduced to these tasty little things during my stay away:



i recommend you each buy a bag and thank me later.

i also recommend you buy a big bag of these(which i tried on my first day out):


careful with these last ones because youll probably end up wanting to eat the whole bag in one day.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
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#619998 - 10/14/14 04:24 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Chili with green peppers & onions. Didn't have time to make cornbread so I settled on Pillsbury corn biscuits.





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#620002 - 10/14/14 04:45 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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I made popcorn on the stove top in a big pot. Topped it with butter and salt.
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#620012 - 10/14/14 05:51 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: adv0cad0]
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The chili looks good but it takes me hours to make chili. How'd you have time to make chili but not a pone of cornbread?

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#620014 - 10/14/14 06:14 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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It took about an hour and a half for the chili. I realized I didn't have any cornmeal or cornbread mix and I didn't feel like mixing anything since the chili was so close to done so I just ran to the store and got the biscuits. They're no cornbread, but still pretty goddamn good.
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#620120 - 10/15/14 10:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Had some room service fancy ass meatloaf

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#620124 - 10/15/14 10:58 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
frankie fatale Offline
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hash browns from scratch with ketchup(the ketchups from sprouts is better than the name brand stuff at costco).and soy chorizo(buy the stuff from north gate which tastes like pork chorizo,not the sprouts one which tastes like the shitty beef kind almost).
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#620269 - 10/17/14 09:05 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
The chili looks good but it takes me hours to make chili. How'd you have time to make chili but not a pone of cornbread?


how good can cornbread get?. Ya know?.

what's the recipe for that chilli?.

the last time we made chilli it was an ungodly recipe with Mexican flour and a bunch of other bullshit that came out of some feminist manifesto diet type thing.
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#620280 - 10/17/14 10:12 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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#620281 - 10/17/14 10:15 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Fiend2]
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fuck ya but thats got the masa herina too. at least i wont have to pay for more.
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#620324 - 10/18/14 12:08 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Local Ryans steak house has sweet corn bread. They acutally have honey drizzled ove the top of it. Definitely not traditional but it works.
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#620341 - 10/18/14 01:32 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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3 lbs ground beef
2 green peppers
2 yellow onions
3 cans stewed tomatoes
3 cans dark red kidney beans
Chili powder
Garlic powder
Tabasco

Brown the beef with the chopped onions and peppers, let it simmer while you heat up the tomatoes and beans. Mix the beef etc. in with the powders then let it sit on low/medium for 90. Tabasco to taste.
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