that's an afternoon soap, yes?.

it was on the last ep of californication and it was fucken funny... on the show.

There's often more than a grain of truth to statements like this, but you'd be surprised how much work gets done, and in how little time, during NYC Election years.

Floofin/Crammy seemed to think so.

. . .and you're still Butthurt about it.

Bornyo is a fucktard who fucks his bloodhound on the tire swing in his backyard while he'd gulping moonshine.

Is that really how you see him or is that your porn fantasy suggestion?

He don't have a bloodhound. He's a high class hillbilly, he gots a black lab. They can corner a coon, but you gotta get the rope and tree em yourself.

I keep my toenails long to assist in climbing the tree.

I'd figured you for some lineman spikes or maybe you have a special tree w/ some steps screwed in.

You don't get to choose the tree the coon climbs. He chooses for the both of you.

You make the coon pick his own tree, like daddy makin you pick your own switch?

So you have to screw steps into all the trees?

I bet Bornyo bangs the fucking coon too.

I think Bornyo should take the fuckin coon and shove it in his fuckin ass.

Attention starved again, huh? Why don't you go kick a cop to get the fist discipline you crave.

Bitch, aka Sheriff Borngyo, go fuck yourself and after that go fuck your mother...that's before you go fuck your coon and shove it in your ass.