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Natalie Minx would like you to check out her lady parts.
Delish.

Steph: she likes to move it, move it.
You: you like to eat it, eat it.....smell it, smell it.....lick it, lick it.
Is that a meaty taint or what? Seriously, it looks like it's on steroids.

Olga Cabaeva. Russian? Dah. Does anal? Dah. Name she calls her father? Dah dah.
(Note the bizarre hand-to-glute ratio. Cheeky monkey!)

Coming soon in SHE IS HALF MY AGE #8, Angelina Crow's winking sphincter. Enjoy.
Before:

During:

After:

The cumfart she expelled was disgusting and reeked of shame.

Black Friday. Cyber Monday. Fuck 'em!
I give you Starfish Saturday. Enjoy the rimerrific rosebud of my bud Valentina Rossi. To see her sodomized, please ignore your temptation to find SHE IS HALF MY AGE #8 on a file-sharing site. Just buy it or rent it when it comes out.

Crouching Hooker, Hidden Penis

Cindy Dollar. I wish her stage name reflected her rate.
Seeing her DPed in SHE IS HALF MY AGE #8 caused tears to drip down my cheek in perfect unison to the lube dripping down hers. Was my eye shitting and her ass crying? It all depends on your perception of reality.
It's like saying she is a european version of Alexis Texas. Call her Alexis Budapestas. Perception. Of. Reality.

Damn....... I said DAMN ! I can hardly wait for it to come out on dvd. Any idea when ?

Anastasia Ivanova. 18. Eats cum with aplomb.
Her front side:

Her back side:

You can stick your tongue in either end.

Emma Heart, Bon Jovi fan.
"Shot in the mouth
And you're to blame
You give whores
A good name."

Erika has 2 holes to show you.
1. Her mouth hole.

2. Her asshole.


Will they fill the hole in your heart? You betcha.

Isabella Amour is meaty, beefy, big, and bouncy....all at the tender age of 19.




Is it just me, or is this "normal"...


Yet this is anything but normal. Isabella is morphining into Belldonna in a battle for scoliosistic supremacy.

Always ask for permission before you plumb your thumb.
More importantly, never pull out a finger and immediately smell it. This will make you a weirdo in her eyes. I suggest doing the scratch-the-itch-just-below-my-nose manouver. It has worked for me time and time again.


Note the symetry between Kaylee Hunter's body and mine. We are like South America and Africa. My pot belly lurches forward while her bubble butt nestles itself towards my loins. In my own small way, I am uniting continents. It takes a village, people. It does not take the Village People.

Good call Gyps..

Plus her asshole looks like a darkened corner of a subway and probably smells the same.

One has to admire the evenly-spaced anal striations.

BI should shoot with a Red.

The rub is, well, it's BI.

Hai!!

Meatloaf, you were right, man. You were right!
"And like a sinner before the gates of heaven I'll come crawling on back to you."
The panties are dropping. The cheeks are speading, revealing the most tasty bloomin' onion booty ever to grace SHE IS HALF MY AGE.
Let's meet Karmen Kennedy and her Camelot-inspired ass that will make you cumalot.


If this rump-shaking 20-year-old's middle name were "Kunt," we could sing "The KKK took her booty away" when she leaves to go cash your check at the bank. Until that ring on her right hand gets placed over on the left hand, that ass has got to earn it's keep.... PREACH!

I will miss this cumeater when my meatstick divine rod's its way in some other young lady's direction but I can always come back to this thread to see her pink sphinc. Thanks, internet. Keep up the good work.





(No pearl necklaces were actually given during this shoot. It was all swallowing....like it should be.)
P.S. You can ignore the rainbow tat on her abdomen. It was a temp thing that she toyed with before coming back to play for our team.

I'm constantly amazed at the staggering numbers of beautiful young girls lined up to become PWs.

Page Morgan provides photographic evidence that girls with tattoos like to suck and fuck. She spreads her meat cheeks for your masturbatory pleasure. Gonna impregnate that mouth and make history, baby. Oooh, baby, baby, bu-bu-bu-bay-beeee!! Oooh, baby, baby...bu-bu-bu-baby! Push it real good. Goo Goo....Gah Gah! Goo you, me Ah! Moo Goo Fo Yah! Goo gone.....me, too. Who loves ya, baby? Daddy do. De doo doo doo. De dah dah dah....is all I want to say to you.........and then I want you to leave.....get the fuck out......take that paycheck, too, sweetie.....you earned it....every penny......but right now the Madonna-Whore complex be kicking in hard.....and not in the good way, either. NO! NO! NO! NO! YOU AIN'T GETTIN THEM PANTIES BACK.....SOUVENIR, SWEETHEART. I LOVE THE SMELL OF YOUR HOT WET CUNT AND YOUR ASSCRACK SWEATY ASSHOLE-RUBBED COTTON. IT GETS ME HIGH, BABY....DOUBLE HEAD RUSH COMPLETE WITH LIQUID EXPLOSION.

^ Errrrrrr.......love the pics man but please shut the fuck up.

You can't have the peanut butter without the jelly. If I don't provide colour commentary to all this, you might get the impression that these are all just random encounters without any form or meaning.

Phewwwwwwww.......if you must ! Proceed.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxYNmtY_abA&feature=related

Tia Thomas: boob, bum, cum.

Are those veins or hairs on Tia Thomas's asshole? Either way, ewww.

BI, some nice chicks here, but you might want to get a mustard color bra for yourself for those moobs of yours

Those are hairy veins, I believe. No one is perfect....which is a great segway to my small Cs/large Bs. My moobs are my big selling point in Japan, my friend. You should have seen me before my breast reduction. All my exercise comes below the waist.

Well played BI.

I'm a fan. Just saying. Hit a gym, maybe a salad. Carry on.

Today is a perfect example of a "work" day: Woke up, no alarm. That's very important. Many people have heart attacks in the morning. I'm convinced it has a lot to do with how you wake up. Took my friend who is visiting from Prague to a nice breakfast. We met up with 2 friends, Joe Blow and Claudio Meloni. Got new DVDs from JM Productions. Took DVDs to foreign rights people and got some new business going. Drove to Hollywood and took my Czech friend on tour of star's homes. Latte at Starbucks. Met with editor and reviewed latest project (SHE IS HALF MY AGE #9). Visited Amoeba Records. Bought documentary DVDs. Drove along Sunset Blvd and hit another Starbucks. Met with Johnny Fender to discuss upcoming shoots. Jacuzzi with my friend. TV. Late dinner. Bed.

No time for the gym today. Probably not tomorrow, either. On the plus side, my income is generated passively for the most part.

Never been "busier." Life is good. I may not leave the best-looking corpse but I found what works for me.

BI wrote : "Today is a perfect example of a "work" day: Woke up, no alarm. That's very important. Many people have heart attacks in the morning. I'm convinced it has a lot to do with how you wake up."
+1 I'm retired at an early age [54] and never set an alarm unless absolutely necessary. I wake about 30 minutes before the sun comes up and lay around dozing until I feel like getting up. I feel a hell of a lot better than if an alarm goes off and leaves me shaking like a dog trying to pass a peach pit.

I see either a cigarette burn on her left check or what was once a boil and it scarred.

Celendine

You're slackin' Brandon. Better get on the ....errrrr ball ! No pics today. I know I know "when have I ever posted a pic of anyone I have actually had within a mile of me ? " blah blah blah ......

Nice balloon knot

Not slackin'. Just spending time with a friend visiting from Prague. Today we went to the Tonight Show, had dinner at Micelli's (singing waiters!), saw a movie at Hollywood and Highland, and walked along Hollywood Blvd.

I'm not promising to stay normal but I am giving it a try.

Fuck normal ! You can always go normal when you got nowhere else to go !

Olivia Alize

Cynthia Vellons from PERVERTED PLANET #4.

Valentina Rossi's starfish:

Elena Peterson's bunghole:

Damn, I think I like assholes too much. It hasn't affected work or my relationship yet, so I guess I don't have to worry about the steps past Denial.

I like seeing a part of a woman that you rarely get a peek at. It's like palm reading in a way, too. The asshole says a lot about a person.

Right. The Shitpipe is the doorway to a woman's soul.

Kinky wrinkles, man. Kinky wrinkles.

Ocean's O-ring.
Montreal's best deep throat artist, now performing at www.loadmymouth.com. Now, I know most of you aren't members and don't give a fuck. Fine. One tidbit of info I wanted to share, though, was that she tells you where she dances and what kind of extras are available. You, too, can get a seriously-skilled blowjob from a woman who knows the definition of "balls deep."

It's the closest I can come to hooking you up with a porn slut.

Thank god for anal bleaching.

It makes shit pipes look so much more appetizing.

Not to shock you, but I like things as they come. I dined on a petite ass filet tonight and is was served rare (pink on the inside). Deelish.