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#273918 - 09/27/07 12:23 PM
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think of this thread like your voice recorder fatman. just drop your thoughts here for later collection.
How many cats do you have to require all that litter? Do you scoop manually or do you have an automatic litterbox? Are all your cats spayed/neutered? Have you ever used a fry-daddy spatula to scoop cat litter?
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#273920 - 09/27/07 12:26 PM
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How many cats do you have to require all that litter? Do you scoop manually or do you have an automatic litterbox? Are all your cats spayed/neutered? Have you ever used a fry-daddy spatula to scoop cat litter?
Fatman, back in the late '80s, I used to buy Hash Oil from this guy Dan who had both of his cats toilet trained. No kidding, I watched this in action several times. Ever consider this?
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#273921 - 09/27/07 12:26 PM
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I found a slideshow of a blond flashing at a gas station. She looked like one of the Milton twins only she was attractive. It reminded me I needed to check this thread.
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#273923 - 09/27/07 04:17 PM
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On the toilet trained kitties: The cat I had before these used the toilet, but only for peeing. He wouldn't use it for "#2". He actually liked to show-off his peeing prowess and occassionally would howl to get a visitor to watch him. He was a VICIOUS but brilliant cat! These are incredibly gentle, but they aren't too bright. The elder male still hasn't quite got the hang of understanding gravity. 
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#273924 - 09/27/07 05:30 PM
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Mr Clyde..
I have to commend you.Not only on this threads success but because you deserve it.
That being said..The erroneous bus trip story is but a metaphor for your life it would seem(minus the cat piss and not so much the social derision).I trust your consultants recognize this for what is.
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#273925 - 09/27/07 06:13 PM
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Oh ... plead guilty to a violation and paid a fine.
Judge was very nice to me.
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#273928 - 09/28/07 04:17 PM
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5 star thread. brilliant. simply brilliant. pre-nom for thread of the year.
Never let it be said: "I feel we have failed the Fatman".
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#273929 - 09/28/07 04:40 PM
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I have no idea what is possibly interesting about this thread. For the life of me I don't. The only good thing is that labelling it with "Fatman" and tacking it to the top allows people such as Gia to avoid it. Today was rather successful. I had a good meeting with my psychologist. She is a fairly cute blonde in her 30s. She appears to have an eating disorder. She is sooooo thin. No tits to talk about at all. WASPy, Southern . She runs miles every day and never seems to eat much. And, then it's all bunny food. We set some priorities and goals for the 6 month intensive treatment that should start mid-month. I am hopeful to be able to work at some level after then. I would very much like that. I'm getting myself ready for my latest trip to FL. It will be my last one until April/May when this therapy is over. My rage is much more contained. I have more energy and confidence. But, less than 3 months from my last hospital stay. So, I'm trying not to expect too much too soon.
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#273930 - 09/28/07 04:49 PM
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I witnessed 2 accidents on 58th Street today. The 1st involved a tailgating car whacking into the back of an empty cab. There was no damage to the cab. The car barely had damage to the bumper.
After therapy while sitting in a park overlooking the street, a van plowed into a parked Con-Ed truck and completely smashed his left front end into the back corner of the truck. The headlight literally exploded! POP! Colorful glass/plastic all over.
The Con-Ed driver comes out to see the damage and is quite frustrated. This can't be too good for him even though its not his fault at all. The looks-like-a-Taliban-to-me van driver points that he's going to pull up. And he takes off!!
The delay of everything that happened meant he got a good run from one avenue to the other, and though likely stopped by the light ahead, was way out of "license view" in seconds.
The Con-Ed guy started to run after him. Then came back. Tried to get his truck going only to be blocked by the people who were backed up during the first couple minutes after the accident.
The guy is gone. Poor driver! Explain all this to the Con-Ed dispatcher!
Could this be how Bin Laden got away in Afghanistan?
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#273932 - 09/28/07 08:01 PM
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Oddly enough, vacationing.
It will be my 5th vacation of 7 days or more in 11 months. When I worked I almost never took vacation. But, now that I'm not doing much I find I need time away from my lair to just relax.
This will be my 3rd time to West Palm. I did a short cruise to the Bahamas last year. And, I did a cruise of the Danube in March/April from Budapest to Linz with a 3 day stay in Prague.
Actually this one is required "pleasant event" before I start the 6 month program since you can't take any time off.
In the early morning I walk to this water treatment center which they made into a wildlife preserve and do a loop around the boardwalk. Then I go into the pool to float and walk. Walking in the pool is great since it's the only time I can walk without much pain in my knee.
Then it's a small breakfast. Some time on the patio. Lunch. A nap. Snack. Some computer time. Dinner. Some sort of activity. Sleep.
I just feel so much less stressed there. If they had decent health care, I'd move there.
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#273934 - 09/29/07 10:13 AM
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If they had decent health care, I'd move there.
What about the Hurricanes?
Hurricanes don't bother me much.
I'm well within range of WHEN the muslims set off a nuke in Manhattan [not IF, WHEN]. And, I don't really sweat that either.
I don't like the loss of power, water, etc.
But I get that here from time to time, too. When it gets to hot, I've lost electric. Whenever we get too much rain too fast, I've got to boil water for a couple of days.
And, when the megavolcano blows in Yellowstone, it won't matter much.
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#273935 - 09/29/07 10:30 AM
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yes Fatman I truly believe we will have an interesting future as the infrastructure breaks down and disasters strike. What is your opinion of using private security contractors like Blackwater USA to patrol American cities?
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#273937 - 09/30/07 07:30 PM
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I've got a lingering cold, a small fever and I'm somewhat dizzy. I don't do shit all weekend ... 
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#273938 - 10/02/07 03:56 PM
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I cleaned up a bit today. My younger male cat, Snowball of X to the Minus One, seems to have sprayed my favorite luggage bag so I had to use Odor Mute to kill the smell. As always, it worked quite well.
My landlord's relative should be looking after my cats while I'm away. He's very nice. I think he's probably gay. He looked after them when I was in the hospital.
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#273939 - 10/02/07 10:18 PM
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I was on my way to PathMark to get a couple disposable litter boxes. I was waiting for the light to change under the overpass when someone flipped a lit cigarette out the driver's seat and it bounced off my right arm as I tried to moved to protect my body. At first I had no idea what it was. I just was trying to evade it since it was lit and sparky. Damn those littering cigarette smokers!! 
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#273941 - 10/03/07 02:59 AM
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Florida here I come ...
::FatmanHasLeftTheApartment::
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#273944 - 10/04/07 02:55 PM
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Fatty got access in Florida?
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#273945 - 10/04/07 03:37 PM
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I don't thinks so, judging by the PM he sent me. We need to hook him up with a laptop, after we hook up Windsock, of course.
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#273946 - 10/04/07 06:02 PM
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Windsock got a laptop from a female on a movie review forum he frequents. He doesn't suffer a lack of love so much as a lack of funds.
So send fatty that extra laptop, if you have one.
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#273947 - 10/04/07 06:14 PM
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Nope. Just the one I use. I'll look around for some cheap used ones.
As for the Sock, I think there may be some cheap/free dial-up ISPs in his area. let me take a look.
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#273950 - 10/07/07 03:53 PM
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I have limited access in FL. I generally don't look at my email a/c's let alone XPT. I thought Ceara was going to buy Windy a PC. He likely got cheated out of the bj she promised upon his return.
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#273951 - 10/13/07 05:58 PM
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I have returned home slight lighter. Not only did I not need the "extension" for the seatbelt, there were a few inches to spare!  Upon arriving home, I was greeted by 3 of 4 of "the pride". Sadly I believe that the elder female's life force is winding down. She was not in her "favorite" places. She did not respond when called. It took me quite some time to find her. I started to think she had passed. She wasn't all to responsive once I found her. I petted her for a while. She purred softly but showed no interest in moving. I let her stay where she was. After a long while she worked her way to the living room - she's completely blind with cataracts so it takes her a bit of time to find her way. Once she made it to the futon, her son Snowy rubbed heads with her and she allowed him to clean out her ears. Both are odd since he mostly likes to torment the females, and she lashes out anytime he's anywhere near her. I think they know time is winding down as well. She is quite thin and frail. She has been losing weight ever since she lost her vision. She has her own place atop the left corner of the futon [which is almost always in the "couch" position"]. She enjoys sleeping there next to my head. In the morning when she wants to be petted, she waits until I slightly stir and then places her clammy paw on my face and slowly and carefully extends her claws to get my attention. It is quite annoying. I'll miss her when she dies.  I will cry for days ....
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#273952 - 10/14/07 09:11 AM
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welcome back Fatman...
As a cat lover i found that last post very moving.
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#273953 - 10/14/07 10:11 AM
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I find "Casino Indians" much more affable than "Slurpee Indians". Many "Slurpee Indians" have quite the attitude. I've never met a "Casino Indian" with an attitude let alone a bitter one. It surprises me how few "Casino Indians" deeply hate whites ... think about it ... the "Code Talkers" fought for the country that stripped them of land, history and culture. Wow. But, I find native "Slurpee Indians" far more attractive than full-blooded "Casino Indians". "Casino Indians" seem be be cursed with terrible pitted, pot-holed skin. Bad acne, I guess. There's a cute little chubby girl born in Bangladesh who likes Jewish guys I might try to induce to hang with me for a couple of drinks. I think she's about 34 now. She was abandoned at birth and adopted by a Canadian doctor while in Bangladesh. She grew up in Toronto. Her adoptive mom is American. I know more about Bangladesh than she does. She worked briefly with me in 2000. She is likely alcoholic - she drinks far too much - so she is "easier" than most. 
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#273959 - 10/15/07 08:47 PM
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I just caught up with the posts made while I was away. There were close to 1000 posts in GPT alone. Nothing remarkable seems to have happened or is happening. I find this 3rd incarnation of Rob Longshot very annoying. There isn't anything he doesn't have a long complicated excuse for. 
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#273960 - 10/16/07 01:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Fatty's taking mean pills.
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#273962 - 10/18/07 06:14 PM
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BEND/BREAK 10min Writing Exercise
From Therapy - Oct. 18 2007
BEND to the Power, or BREAK.
Stretched beyond all you can take.
BEND far as needs to survive.
BEND to the pressure – Stay alive.
OR Fight for your values and BREAK,
Lest All your Dreams you forsake.
BEND and FALL to your knees?
BEND, and it’s others you’ll please.
STAND in the face of gale’s gust.
STAND, Full of Honor, ‘til BUST.
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