It's going to be hard ....

The last breakdown was due to a bad chemical mix.

This one's been working fairly well for a few years now.

Little hope of it failing badly enough for a breakdown.

And, being in Florida, I don't rely on mass transit at all. Maybe I'll have a road rage episode with a teen who decides to cut from the HOV lane across 4 lanes to the turn lane on 95 instead? Could happen ...

And as for the "fat", I weigh less than Panzer. So, he's rightfully got that title now. I'm secure in passing it to him. He's earned it.