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#587478 - 03/31/13 04:14 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs



Kelly Divine - Under average face. That her nose and not her clit look like bodybuilding's a step up in the special needs submission department. Crooked teeth, a niche rump with just too much and shitty nineties tits. Too popular.

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#587480 - 03/31/13 04:19 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jigaloo Offline
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Posts: 7863
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
How fucking stupid are you? You're a waste of your daddy's semen.


To whom was this directed?

I only ask since it could be so universally applied on our board.

Much like yelling "lying whore!!" at an AVN porn convention.


The idiot obsessed with penis.

Wait, that could be Tritone or Figgs. The moron who quoted my/PD's entire list of 146 pw, then asked about Kelly Divine. A normal person would have just posted some photos about her but he's stupid.
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#587485 - 03/31/13 05:05 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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#587495 - 03/31/13 06:23 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Was that kitten watching "Les Miz"???
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#588069 - 04/05/13 07:21 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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001 - Katie St. Ives

002 - Christy Mack

003 - Dana DeArmond

004 - Tanya Tate

005 - Victoria Sweet

006 - Selena Rose

007 - Bonnie Rotten

008 - Eve Lawrence

009 - Jenna Jameson

010 - Alektra Blue

011 - Lylith LaVey

012 - Kayden Kross

013 - Kristina Rose

014 - Sophia Santi

015 - Lisa Ann

016 - Emily Addison

017 - Sara Stone

018 - Andy San Dimas

019 - Jasmine Tame

020 - Riley Steele

021 - Courtney Simpson

022 - Jessica Jaymes

023 - Kissy Kapri

024 - Houston

025 - Chelci Fox

026 - Angie Savage

027 - Brandy Talore

028 - Kaylani Lei

029 - Sierra Sanders

030 - Nikki Benz

031 - Brandi Love

032 - Samantha Saint

033 - Monica Foster

034 - Annika Albrite

035 - Alexia Rae

036 - Dani Daniels

037 - Lucky Starr

038 - Capri Anderson

039 - Sophia Mounds

040 - jessica drake

041 - Mariah Milano

042 - Ava Addams

043 - Nikki Sexx

044 - Teal Conrad

045 - Heidi Hollywood

046 - Skin Diamond

047 - Ava Devine

048 - Melina Mason

049 - Jayden Jaymes

050 - Lily Carter

051 - Missy Martinez

052 - Molly Bennett

053 - Leah Luv

054 - Bridgette B

055 - Cameron Canada

056 - Maddy O'Reilly

057 - Georgia Jones

058 - Lia Lor

059 - Casey Calvert

060 - Priya Rai

061 - Karlie Montana

062 - Veronica Avluv

063 - Remy LaCroix

064 - Riley Reid

065 - Trinity St. Clair

066 - Holly Michaels

067 - Mia Gold

068 - Ashley Fires

069 - Nadia Nickels

070 - Brooklyn Chase

071 - Zoey Nixon

072 - Monique Alexander

073 - Capri Cavanni

074 - Nadia Pariss

075 - Lexi Belle

076 - Eva Karera

077 - Nicole Aniston

078 - Allie Sin

079 - Sharon Lee

080 - Gianna Michaels

081 - Brooklyn Lee

082 - Emma Starr

083 - Gen Padova

084 - Lexi Swallow

085 - Delightful Debi

086 - Lily LaBeau

087 - Gia Jordan

088 - Franceska Jaimes

089 - Breanne Benson

090 - Alyssa West

091 - Raven Bay

092 - Ana Foxxx

093 - Eva Notty

094 - Sky Lopez

095 - Gia DiMarco

096 - Siri

097 - Rikki Six

098 - Kiara Mia

099 - Jasmine Webb

100 - Beverly Paige

101 - McKenzie Lee

102 - Stoya

103 - Julia Ann

104 - Larkin Love

105 - Tiffany Mynx

106 - Chanel Preston

107 - RayVeness

108 - Mia Lelani

109 - Sapphire

110 - Jada Stevens

111 - Vannah Sterling

112 - Trinity Post

113 - Marica Hase

114 - Bobbi Starr

115 - Krissy Lynn

116 - Christie Stevens

117 - Tristyn Kennedy

118 - Sabrina Maree

119 - Adriana Luna

120 - Mia Bangg

121 - Kennedy Leigh

123 - Maserati XXX

124 - Emma Mae

125 - Codi Bryant

126 - Gauge

127 - Amy Brooke

128 - Jynx Maze

129 - Yurizan Beltran

130 - Tiffany Holliday

131 - Anita Blue

132 - Proxy Paige

133 - Deja Daire

134 - Tara Holiday

135 - Kendra Lust

136 - Katie Kox

137 - Staci Silverstone

138 - Melissa King (formerly Miss Delaware Teen USA)

139 - Chloe Chaos

140 - Carolina Munro

141 - Jessica Bangkok

142 - Kelly Madison

143 - Riley Evans

144 - J.R. Carrington

145 - Lidya Rouge

146 - Kagney Linn Karter

147 - Aaralyn Barra

148 - Zoey Monroe

149 - Janet Mason

150 - Jewels Jade

151 - Missy Stone

152 - Alanah Rae

153 - Aleska Diamond

154 - Taylor Wane

155 - Ricki Raxxx

156 - Summer Sinn

157 - Tanner Mayes

158 - Ariella Ferrera

159 - Kelly Divine

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#588076 - 04/05/13 08:53 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
LouCypher Offline
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Loc: fortified
another day well spent... crazy
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#588095 - 04/06/13 08:01 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
J.B.
Unregistered


Such an awesome display of sithlordia.




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#588097 - 04/06/13 08:27 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: LouCypher]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
another day well spent... crazy


Pimpin ain't easy.
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#588101 - 04/06/13 09:50 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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#588128 - 04/06/13 04:06 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Hubby's on a "business trip".
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#588148 - 04/06/13 07:46 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
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i doubt she gets left alone... i'm guessing the hubby werks the silent treatment with deadly proficiency.
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#588197 - 04/07/13 09:23 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Her "occupation" on the FB reads "housewife, mother and passive aggressivist".
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#588233 - 04/07/13 05:36 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580


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#588731 - 04/13/13 10:29 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580

Jessica Nyx - Barely average whore front, complicated results on the tits - just like Nicole Aniston, actually. Okay pussy and ass. Stocky. Shitty ink all over. A "Nympho" tramp stamp in 2013. How refreshing. Lousy faking. Forgettable.



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#588732 - 04/13/13 10:35 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580

Esperanza Gomez - Nice face, shitty tits, okay undercunt, completely disqualifying upper clit/dick hybrid. The rest is irrelevant.





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#588746 - 04/14/13 07:35 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: drained]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: PulpeD
The rest is irrelevant.


If there's anything that Pipsqueak's an expert on, it's irrelevance.

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#588751 - 04/14/13 09:06 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Some Euro whore named Kayla Green.





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#588753 - 04/14/13 09:32 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: drained]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD

little lord fauntleroy the earl of pouting thomas's
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
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#588787 - 04/14/13 12:40 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: drained]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]


What is the purpose of this index?? shocked
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#588796 - 04/14/13 01:18 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Whores Pipe already critiqued in this thread.
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#588802 - 04/14/13 01:58 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I see .......
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#588821 - 04/14/13 04:09 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo



Kayla Green - Under average face, mediocre tits. Solid ink.




Madison Chandler - Under average face, okay tits, nice pussy and ass. She's probably hanging on to some excercise regime. Once anything comes in its way, it's so over. Standard faking.


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#589183 - 04/17/13 06:44 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
I would like to help get this back on track so PulpeD doesn't WeeP anymore.

Kortney Kane. Had to go through a bunch of stuff, she's hot but this is one of the better pics I could find.






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#589189 - 04/17/13 07:17 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Kortney Kane - Nerdy, slightly horsy face with solid tuning, under average results on the implants, nice pussy and ass. Fit. Okay faking. Not bad.






Veronica Vice - Nice face with good upgrade care, thus Serious Aftermarket Dick-Sucking Lips, average results on the inplants, with shitty scars though, juicy-to-thick ass with nice inputs. Some shitty ink. Solid faking. Good over all.


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#589200 - 04/17/13 08:24 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
AJ Applegate (formerly Kaylee Evans)





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#589221 - 04/18/13 12:54 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
AJ Applegate - Average face, okay economy tits, good ports. Another hefty ass wonder. Good faking. Good whore.






Nika Noire - Average face with SADSL, good results on the implants. Nice cunt and ass. Stocky. Faking's okay. Standard whore.


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#589222 - 04/18/13 01:08 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Insider fact: Nika Noire is 100% raw vegan.

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#589228 - 04/18/13 06:38 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Eh, figured she was nuts cause she is a whore. Thanks for the confirmation.
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#589238 - 04/18/13 09:38 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: gia jordan]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Insider fact: Nika Noire is 100% raw vegan.

*one liner larrry* "Really!? Because I have evidence to the contrary.Just look at what this whore is capable of with when in possesion of a sausage!"





"After dinner it's time for a palette cleanser."



*one line larry*



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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#589249 - 04/18/13 12:18 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I like olive toned girls with light eyes and lighter than black hair.

::





Not a fan of the bolt-ons, however. [/onethemefatman]
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#589277 - 04/18/13 07:31 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580








Madison Ivy - Nice face, good tits, hot cunt, tight ass, toned well, fakes well - well, a good specimen. Good in every upgrade stage. The bronzed pot whore level delivers most.


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#589305 - 04/19/13 10:36 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Madison Ivy = Feh.
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#589483 - 04/20/13 11:42 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Trenchant criticism. Hopeless.










Aryana Augustine - Nice, heavily upgraded face with SADSL, implants which either need to settle because they're new or oddly placed, nice pussy and ass. Moderately fit. Good faking.
Brazzers wants perverts to think she took dick in one released scene while IAFD suggests something else. Standard whore.


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#589488 - 04/21/13 04:49 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Decent face. Great eyes. Bolt-on atrocity. frown

Trenchant enough?
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#589504 - 04/21/13 10:36 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
No.

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#589505 - 04/21/13 10:36 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
mallocup Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
Madison Ivy = I fapped..
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#589554 - 04/21/13 08:35 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Who the fuck is Kayla Green? Can't find but a few pics.
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#589562 - 04/21/13 08:56 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Die.

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#589697 - 04/23/13 11:06 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
mallocup Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
mischa brookes. have at it..



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#589722 - 04/23/13 06:42 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: mallocup]
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Originally Posted By: mallocup
Madison Ivy = I fapped..


I'm with pipe and the mc on this one.... thats a solid whore. the tits are ridiculous but so isn't getting plowed in the ass.
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#589729 - 04/23/13 07:17 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580


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#589756 - 04/24/13 04:31 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: mallocup]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Originally Posted By: mallocup



Mischa Brooks - Average face with pronounced beak, possibly economy DSL and witchy ovality. Lame tits, so the absence of a frontal shot's no loss. Hefty, too jiggly ass. No wonder. Solid ports. In need of toning. Lousy faking. Under average over all.












Ella Milano - Averagish face with some ADSL. Nice tits and pussy. Juicy ass. Toned. Solid faking. Standard whore.


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#589757 - 04/24/13 05:32 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Originally Posted By: SashaMutt
possibly economy DSL and witchy ovality.


Translator to General Porn, please. Translator to General Porn.


Edited by Uomo Grassissimo!! (04/24/13 05:32 AM)
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#589759 - 04/24/13 06:26 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
A hopeless play. Salvageable for something indirectly though.

There's a possibility that she had surgery to enlarge her lips, sometimes referred to as Dick-Sucking Lips. There are the Serious Aftermarket Dick-Sucking Lips, too, but those need experienced operating room artists and substantial commitment.

Her face looks "long," giving her a witchy touch.

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#589764 - 04/24/13 08:09 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: drained]
mallocup Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
Originally Posted By: PulpeD
A hopeless play. Salvageable for something indirectly though.

There's a possibility that she had surgery to enlarge her lips, sometimes referred to as Dick-Sucking Lips. There are the Serious Aftermarket Dick-Sucking Lips, too, but those need experienced operating room artists and substantial commitment.

Her face looks "long," giving her a witchy touch.


lololol. review on PD..





eileen/carrie cummings or something..
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#589766 - 04/24/13 09:57 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: drained]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
A hopeless play. Salvageable for something indirectly though.

There's a possibility that she had surgery to enlarge her lips, sometimes referred to as Dick-Sucking Lips. There are the Serious Aftermarket Dick-Sucking Lips, too, but those need experienced operating room artists and substantial commitment.

Her face looks "long," giving her a witchy touch.

_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#589770 - 04/24/13 10:22 AM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: drained]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Originally Posted By: PulpeD
A hopeless play. Salvageable for something indirectly though.

There's a possibility that she had surgery to enlarge her lips, sometimes referred to as Dick-Sucking Lips. There are the Serious Aftermarket Dick-Sucking Lips, too, but those need experienced operating room artists and substantial commitment.

Her face looks "long," giving her a witchy touch.


Viele Dank!!
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#589786 - 04/24/13 06:07 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: drained]
pekay Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/11/08
Posts: 131
Originally Posted By: PulpeD
[quote=mallocup]

Mischa Brooks - Average face with pronounced beak, possibly economy DSL and witchy ovality. Lame tits, so the absence of a frontal shot's no loss. Hefty, too jiggly ass. No wonder. Solid ports. In need of toning. Lousy faking. Under average over all.




her nose is terrible it's super thick skinned as well, her spacing is also pure shit

with that beind said I have jerked off to her a few times

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#589788 - 04/24/13 06:30 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580

Fatty - Vielen Dank. - Gern geschehen. Thanks very much. - You're welcome. Get it right at least. This was an example. Obviously.


Originally Posted By: mallocup



Carrie Cummings - Average face, good tits and pussy. Serious fitness.




Zoey Paige - Shitty, fucked out meth whore face, shitty tits, decent cunt, shitty fitness, shitty faking. Fit for scauteur Ira Isaacs.


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#589791 - 04/24/13 06:54 PM Re: While The Whores Gently WeePeD [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Lousy faking.


Originally Posted By: PulpeD
shitty faking.


Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Solid faking.




Pipsqueak? Hi. Some of us in the audience were curious how you were able to make these determinations, you having never been with a woman before and all.

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