i voted panzer because he's consistent.

bornyo has nate handled..

mjh is just another name in a long list of exploited/bulimic "talents". i'm with you on the kirsten dunst bit though..

and the other guy simply is or isn't whatever he meant to be the last time he was here before that.

MJH, eh. Unless she has some pics of her butthole from the Clarissa days, there is nothing to interest me there.

Nate, dude pops in flails away, then disappears. I had higher hopes, but he falls flat.

PulpeD, he don't bother me. I understand most of it and if something goes over my head, I don't care.

So I voted for Panzer. No one gives a fuck about the Soviet Union. Trying to pimp the Soviet Union is like trying to pimp the Confederacy or the Nazis or the Buffalo Bills or David Arquette. Rooting for histories biggest losers is a sad grab at attention.

Imagine SOMEBODY living in a country with the KGB.....

Very sound points Jerkules.



I'd prefer pics from the Sabrina days.

I think Clarissa era pics would be troublesome legally.

Another area where Kirsten exceeded her. Boob shots before her complete descent.

Fuck it, MJH is only a year younger than me. I been wanting to see her butt since I was 16, so I don't feel bad.

If you need some comfort, she was legal for the last year of Clarissa's the 4 year run (1991-1994).

Thank you. I feel better. I case I come upon such a pic, I've got my story.

I think the best we're going to do is the open bra Maxim pic.



I think it mostly bothers me because I actually met her.

I never met Dunst or Amy Adams or Mila Kunis or Bijou Phillips or ...



Maybe that's it. Meeting me causes delayed decay in celebrities.

Amy Adams I had a real hard on for. Then I heard she has an obsession w/ Jessica Alba. Like if she sees paparazzi pics of Alba at the park w/ her kids, the next day Amy Adams is at the park w/ her kids, and so on. I am on the road past that, since I saw her on Kimmel and she seemed waaaaaaaay more human than the emotionless fembot that is Nicole Kidman.

That Aussie ho gave Kimmel the least sexy lap dance that I ever saw. I actually felt bad for her that it was the best she could do.

I rubbed one out to her Maxim pics. Prolly more than one.

thats pretty creepy,but the thought of those two dyking out is pretty hot.sharing a double dong between colleagues.

Went with Panzer too. Troublesome.

I stopped liking MJH right after Clarissa. Once I saw her mom during some promos for Sabrina I saw the writing on the wall. Those people are super trashy like Spears and Cyrus and will look like Flo the waitress in no time flat.
I always preferred Michelle Tractenberg during those years. Going back to Pete and Pete and through the Buffy run. Much cuter.

No, MJH's decline doesn't bum me out as much as Nicole Eggert's .

PulpeD. I like the weepeD thread a lot, but it took me forever to work out what the fuck it was about.

Nicole Eggert wasn't really a decline, it was an expansion. A ginormous expansion.

That is true. Her mom was CREEPY.

She acted like the boss the whole time MJH was having her office visit. I had totally repressed that memory, I guess.

Very spot on.

Melissa sat there. Smiled. Might have a comment or too. But, bossy didn't shut up and ticked off one of the partners with her flip-flopping criticisms.

I quess I'm not bummed about Nicole Eggert's descent because I've got clips of her naked when attractive. MJH's means that dream died.

I fell for her after I saw Cruel Intentions 2. I see her in my mind now in the crotch-patch scene from Psycho Beach Party where showed her butt.

She seemed to mostly disappear into nothing roles until that DiCaprio movie. Then on to Oscar noms.

your such a piece of shit. Boringho can't candle a stick of butter. You two are the most delusional "characters"(maybe in your case its a persona but Boringho is actually the red neck pedophile) I've ever come across. You THINK one thing is happening when in reality another thing is happening.

As I recall Boringho made this big deceleration about being a New Sharif when he got is pathetic position as a moderator. Here you are another moderator who plays some fucking game of "master manipulator" when you get shit on by me.

Boringho is still trying to use his "vast redneck intellect " to determine who I really am and hasn't brought a funny, shocking, or unique "take" in YEARS.

So Fatman the way Lou and Boringho have "handled" and "manipulated" me is by banning me. Yeah, the pussy way out.

Bornyo is a foil. I think of it as Foghorn Leghorn being cast in Margaret Dumont's role in the Marx Brothers' films. He isn't there to create, he is there to react.

For once I agree with this debased psychotic.

with that response you just "happened" the exact way i hoped you would. good stuff though and i'd change my vote if i could.

If Nate and the re bar guy agree, then its gotta be true.

Haha. I'd forgotten meat was a "structural engineer" that didn't know what rebar looked like, and if nate knew how little I cared about him he'd cry out loud. As it is they are crying together and all is right in the world.

Yeh, let's go back to that fucking construction site and see if all that rebar has been 'digested' yet, you hillbilly fuck.

I thought he was an striped overall and hat engineer

I hear being associated with Gold 1930 Model A Fords makes a hell of an engineer.

no really though... can someone vote for nate?. he's our only hate-bot and ultimately it's a poor reflection on the group if he gets shutout.

Ode to the days of Paperclip ... ???

Doesn't really matter ... it's seems that the community is mostly concerned with PulpeD/PipeD.

But, can we get up enough for an intervention??

now THAT was a hate-bot...

I already voted for MJH.

If the site has been reopened and theres no reason to believe it has because...yankees and unions, the rebar was washed and chemically treated to neutralize the salt water before any more concrete was poured. Any PE or contractor who knew his shit or gave a fuck would know that.

Kids like you are why our infrastructure is failing.

I blame much of the failing infrastructure on rigged bids and union corruption from about the 1960's forward. You got tons of stuff built in the 30's that are still going strong, yet the more modern stuff is failing left and right.

Shut the fuck up up you dumb hillbilly asshole.

"Shut the fuck up up you dumb hillbilly asshole."

Argumentum ad hominem?

I didn't know Bornyo did some acting. You look annoyed sitting between those two, champ.

wtf??. i was betting nate would flop the first tube link.





is this the type of shit that passes for funny on the alt stern boards?. "CAGE", niggers... get better.

and thanks for the nate vote whoever. it was for the greater good.

I don't get it.

How is that Bornyo?

Anyone?

Maybe you shouldn't 'get it.' Sounds like you'd hurt yourself if you attempted to think about it.

Never hurt myself thinking. So, I'm willing to risk it.

So clue me in as to how the guy in the middle is "hillybilly".

What? His accent didn't give it away?

Not unless he's a Soprano's hillybilly, no.

Sorry Lou. Maybe if I day dreamed about Joe Rogan doing squat thrusts I'd be as good a posting on porn boards as you are.

Well, at least he's an angry, stuffy prick with a gun, like Bornyo.

No it's simple, this is Boringho and this is his "kin".

However you missed him going off about how my avatar I have wondrously decorated which is of him was his "glory days" and I
pointed out that he was saying he peeked at 12 years old. He somehow thought he was an ass kicking bad ass at 12 that was so long ago that he played in a leather helmet. It was very shortly after that he banned me then went on how he jacked off to the idea of me furiously trying to log back on never having it pass his moonshine ravaged synapses that would never happen.


These fucktwits that call themselves moderators need to be de-moded for doing shit like that. Wasn't the drunken indian de-moded for banning the Cool Not Cool Troll? Five years later and a mental right wing midget redneck is now somehow "in charge". Fat man you should have stayed lost.

Joe Rogan. Steve Jobs. Icons have it rough.

so what's the plan pipe...how you gonna fix this problem?.




whoah....no ones asking you to hurt yourself here. how bout you just start with the squats and work your way up?.

this is turning out to be a great troll thread..

Infantile babble. You should try a performance enhancer with paid adverts on the pod nonsense to elevate your attempts. These are not the droids you are looking for. Whatever.

I think it was "That's what she said". In any case part of why he got banned was his interactions with me for banning him. I was the first/main one who went off re the ban. And, he and I went round and round. He threatened and I said fuck it. Then he started in on others who took the same tack.

But, I didn't ask that he be de-mod-ed. I didn't rant at anyone else. I left. I only returned when Jeff had one of the girls that posted then email me about the changes and ask me to come back.

At the same time the rabble voted "Chico" off the XPT island. It was more a "Monkey"/Jeff thing. My involvement provided a moral basis for actions I believe they longed to execute.

I NEVER liked Chico. Other than the ban and his immature reaction I had no problems with Monstar. If fact, I liked him. I was unhappy he decided to leave with his de-mod-ing. I wish Chico the cuckoldling he acted out on film.




I have never had an issue with Bornyo. I don't expect to. I like Bornyo. Always have. I think it took a while for him to like me. Sometimes that's the way. Some people are harder to warm to. Like Lou and I with each other.

I did once have an issue with WillieD [he thought I was posting too much, particularly Casey Parker pics] and it was Bornyo, and others, who helped smooth that out.

I'm not big on bans or over-mod-ing. And, I've never been known to be quiet on the topic. If I see Bornyo pulling a Monstar I will voice my displeasure. But, I won't tell Jeff or whomever is running the show who should be a mod.

And, it's easy enough to leave. I've done it countless times.

pipe babble mixed with californication dialogue. well played. really.

fixed, uber-doof.

The dialogue is from A New Hope.