Fuck it. I'm watching "Aliens" tonight; director's cut.

Because what James Cameron did with the intellectual property keeps up and looks the same as Ridley Scott on deck. Even the aspect ratio is falling out.

transformers 3.this series has been getting progressively better since the first one(not to say i didnt like the first one).lots of action and different transformers going all assballs everywhere.even soundwave and one of his cassettes stop by.incase you didnt know soundwave is the tits.lots of nice ladies with the tits and the legs and the faces it makes me want to spray wads on them with pleasure and the basting.order some fillipis and watch this on netflix.



hostel 3.saw this on nf a couple weekends ago and liked it because it was good.this time there is actually another franchise(the second one was supposed to be another hostel in italy but wasnt),but at this one people pay to watch other members kill victims instead of doing it themselves.theres some twists and turns and some nice tits on the eastern european braod in the black.dont know why this wasnt in theatres but maybe eli roth didnt have anything to do with it.anyway watch this.


family demons.my mom rented this redbox and sucks.basically a drunk mom doesnt let her daughter out in the world to protect her but doesnt even buy her food,but has money for alcohol.she ends up killing the mom and raped by her moms boyfriend.then she has a kid and keeps her chained to the sink like her mom did to her.this movie sucks shit.


final destination 5.this is much better than the 4th one which i thought sucked and throws in a new rule,which is if you have someone die in your place you dont die.so of course some of the kids catch on and try to kill other people.theyre told this by the candyman who i thought and have read was supposed to be death.why the hell would he let them know this?anyway watch this on hbo next time its on or on demand.


the big year.great cast and overall good movie.this has the 04-05 indie movie feel.basically black,wilson,and martin are bird gazers trying to have the biggest year of sightings.theres some good laughs,life lessons and good writing in this one.if you dont watch this on hbo then your life lesson is that you eat dicks and youre going to hell.



crazy stupid love.this is one of those ultimate mugen casted romcom movies that are just as enjoyable if you have a penis or you have a pussy.marissa tomei shouldve had a bigger part and some nudity but what are you gonna do? this is worth a watch when its on hbo,id say you could even order it on demand if you dont have hbo.


buy slums of beverly hills too or youre dad is probably a secret fag like you are.

I watched "The Wild Bunch" last night in honor of Ernest Borgnine.

Thoughts on that, Brandon?

It's only 1 hour and worth watching. One recurring point is the fate of Jon Doe. Theroux keeps asking industry people about him and if the industry contributed to his demise. Heartfelt interview with Monique de Moan.

I knew that. I wondered if you were as empty as Tommy Gunn.

Is she still hot?

Yes! She's raising their daughter and was proud that the girl is doing well in school.

Seriously? That story was covered pretty comprehensively in a New Yorker article years ago. The dude's been dead for 6 years for christ's sake.

^^^ Heartless monster.

Found this one online. Not bad and much better than I'd thought.

Bill W. (2012)

I watched a movie on Netflix tonight called "The Man From Earth". It was pretty good. I don't have a picture to accompany this post, though.

IMDB page

Well, thank you kind sir.

I saw it today, but I actually saw it when it 1st came out when I was a YOUNG kid (hey, what can I say, my mom was pretty lax), and I never realized until recently that two minutes were cut from the ending 3 days after it was released I've seen stills from the deleted "hospital scene," but I guess it didn't play well & Kubrick decided to cut it out (and likely ordered the footage destroyed).

Apparently the hotel manager, Stuart Ullman goes to the hospital where Wendy is in the with her son Danny. He then visits her, apologizes for what happened, says that they didn't find any traces of the events she claimed had happened, that they were unable to locate Jack's body, and invites her to live with him. She doesn't say yes or no. Then he goes into the hallway of the hospital, passes in front of Danny, who is playing on the ground with some toys. When he gets near the exit, he stops and says, 'I almost forgot, I have something for you.' And he pulls from his pocket the yellow ball that the twins had thrown at Danny. It bounces twice, Danny catches it, looks at it, then lifts his eyes towards the hotel manager, stupefied, realizing that throughout the story he was aware of the mystery of the hotel. I never saw the scene, so I don't know how it really played compared to the version I and most everyone else saw.

Anyway, here is a still from the deleted scene:

I saw it at like 14. I appreciate it more now. Like Disneyland.

i never liked the ending^ and i saw it as a kid too.

Been on a James Bond kick for the last day and a half. Watched From Russia With Love, Thunderball, The Spy Who Loved Me and Live and Let Die all in the last 36 hours.


Psyched about the cast for Skyfall. I hope my expectations don't let me down.

I saw it when I was 8...it was either that or "The Empire Strikes Back" and I had already seen that. But yeah, I totally appreciate it more now as an adult. I only remember being weirded out when I was 8.

american reunion.this was really funny and brought back the full original cast.even the milf buddies reunite.while it wasnt as funny as i was expecting its still really good and an excellent way to end the series.rebecca de mornay stars as finchs mom and stiffler fucks her at the foot ball field.fuck i thought she was hot when i was a kid,shes way hotter now.check her out in mothers day if you want to see her star in her mature glory(not a great movie i just caught a bit of it because i noticed how hot she was now when i was getting a snack downstairs while my mom was watching it).to sum it up watch this.oh and jims neighbor has some really nice tits that get alot of screen time.






very bad things.great movie from 98.great cast of recognizables that even if youre a grumpy dickhead with a big forehead youll still love.lots of funny moments in this dark comedy and even kobe tais tits stop by for a cameo.watch this on netflix and you might just enjoy yourself.

you dont like it

lol the frank infection^.im gonna use the imdb pics from now on.


in time.this wasnt as good as i was expecting.i was expecting a grab you by the balls thriller but its not as suspenseful or action packed titfest as i was expecting.overall id say watch it,even though that killian murphy guy is weird looking.him and skeet ulrich should go blow each other.


bad news bears.i used to watch this all the time as a kid but dont remember walter matthau being in it.tit sidenote watch the grumpy old men movies for laughs and older tits in the form of sophia lauren and anne margaret.back to bnb this is worth a watch and has lots of laughs.i think the sex offender looking guy from watchmen plays the rebel with the bike in this one.not a selling point just a factoid.so watch it on netflix and the remake also.i think there was a sequel or too also.



tales from the crypt:the ritual.not nearly on the same level as the other tales movies,especially since you dont get an intro from the cryptkeeper.random but anybody know if they have the series on netflix?i liked watching that when i was younger.i remember this one ep had this sexy whore with a pearl necklace who looked in need of receiving one.the plot in this one is kind of hard to follow but jennfer grey is braless in white tops the whole movie and is either cold or turned on.she even gets the weight tshirt treatment.tim currys in here being a pum pum hound and adds some laughs.basically watch this just to see it if you cant find something else.

Re-watched 1941. Not as funny as I remember it. Looked for Dr. Detroit. Anyone know where to find it streaming ?

probably here 1channel.ch

is that aykroyd?. I got him as the most overrated comic actor ever. total shitshow that one.

But he's a pretty good character actor. He never could hold his own as the main player, but when he's in some bit dramatic role, he really hits it. Driving Miss Daisy comes to mind.

He also married Donna Dixon and you didn't so he's got scoreboard.

I watched 'The Matrix' last night. Amazing how the technology used as props looks so outdated.

You know how I am about bad acting and bad movies ! The Large Marge character in that movie cracked me up !
I admire Akroyd for his blues fandom !

One of 'em had to be Abbot.

The Asian chick in 'Dr. Detroit' is hot. The junkyard scene is pretty funny too.

Abbott was the straight man. That is like calling Margaret Dumont an over rated comedienne.

Can we change Meat's user title to Yellow Fever? Dude prolly gets a hard on smelling chicken chow mein.

As opposed to Belushi?

I dated 7 or 8 Asian chicks. It was something I had to get out of my system. I'm slowly moving back to white girls.

akroyd worked well in the ghostbusters movies.not as funny bill murray but he helped make them the classics they are.

I dated a few in school. It really is a phase. Horrible kissers all.

Dunno abt that. The last Asian woman I fucked around with was one of the best kissers I've ever had.

I must've gotten day old ones

Ted. It was pretty funny. I laughed a few times.

I Am Bruce Lee (2011)

whats your number.average rom com that they made digestable for guys suckered into watching it with their bitch.basically anna faris finds out the average number of cocks a woman has in a lifetime is 20.shes already at 20,so she decides to see if she can make it work with any of this 20.predictably her and the human torch end up developing feelings for eachother.watch it if its on hbo but dont go out of your way.


j edgar.i was expecting this to be better for some reason but it wasnt.didnt know he was a twink either just thought he liked to wear panties.it seems they didnt know what they wanted this movie to be and thats why it turned out the way it did.kind of long too at 2 hrs.meh.


the hunter.this was an alright movie about a guy hired to catch a tasmanian lion or tiger of somesort.the last of its kind as it were.trouble brews with the locals and the family hes staying with ends up paying for it.i dont want to ruin the ending incase you watch this but it was kind of stupid,but sad as well.maybe watch shooter instead if you want to see a good sniper story.or the sniper movies with the guy from the substitue movies.

dont go in the woods.fucking asshole,this movie.i couldnt make it passed the first half hour.the fact that nerdy guys in a band like this would actually get girls shows how some women arent very intelligent.of course its a movie but still.now back to this,its supposed to be a scary movie in the woods and out of nowhere two girls have a musical number.i had already enough at that point so i turned it off.bleh.

Yeah, J. Edgar was a mo. How does it handle his relationship with Tolsen? I'm not totally sure I buy them as being longtime lovers tho.

right when him and twink met i could tell they were gonna be gay for eachother.letting naomi watts go to waste.fags.

At least Clint Eastwood knows what he is doing and a lot of the usual shit is left out.

I tried to sit through J. Edgar on HBO on Saturday. It just couldn't keep my interest. They jumped from decade to decade without any logic. Here was a man many people considered evil and did a lot of sleazy things. It could have been compelling, but I think Leonardo DiCaprio was miscast and every time I see Armie Hammer in anything I think of him as the Winklevoss twins in The Social Network and nothing more. I think he will be struggling to find feature work in a couple of years and will show up on made for TV Lifetime / Hallmark movies on a regular basis after that.

I just watched "Battleship." It's ghey.

It no gay. I liked the movie, with all the cool graphics and explosions.