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#586028 - 03/18/13 09:17 PM Things that catch my attention ....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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So ... my ditsy cousin whom I haven't seen since 1969 gets lost on the way back to the hotel she decides I should stay in which is just a couple blocks from the apartment she says she used to have and we pass a "Noho Diner" ... so I start to wonder if it has anything to do with the "Noho Star" I sometimes frequented in 2000-2002.

Turns out that it's two different NoHos. Both No's are north. But the Ho's aren't related. Much like Theodore and Edward might merge at "Ted".

Anyway ... enroute there's this sign on what looks like a road overpass that claims we are crossing a river. After I get dropped off I decide to eschew the free drink being offered by the clerk for their restaurant and see this river.

There isn't a river. It's like a hybrid of roadway with no cars and in what should be the median is a man-made water channel thatt in Florida they would call a "canal". Only the water is RUSHING past.

And then there's this sign warning that you shouldn't throw things into the "river" because it empties to the ocean. But, it's running due east. And the Pacific is due west.

I found it intriguing. Much like "The Grove" with no trees.



Edited by Uomo Grassissimo!! (03/18/13 09:19 PM)
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#586029 - 03/18/13 09:18 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
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How you doing? We thought you were in jail for stalking Lexi Belle, dead, or in Florida which is almost like being dead.
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#586030 - 03/18/13 09:24 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Jigaloo]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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My family and friends are ALL aware that WHEN I get arrested for stalking it will be for Kirsten Dunst.
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#586031 - 03/18/13 09:27 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
have2cit Offline
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What's up man?

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#586032 - 03/18/13 09:28 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Jigaloo]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I'm fine. Busy. Travelling.

Right now in Florida. In two weeks it's NYC. Then it's on to Europe for a couple of weeks by boat.
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#586034 - 03/18/13 09:29 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
have2cit Offline
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I have terrible news for you.

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#586035 - 03/18/13 09:31 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
have2cit Offline
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Gia got new tits.

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#586036 - 03/18/13 09:35 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: have2cit]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
What's up man?


"Up" is the direction away from the center of the Earth.

I've completely the epic task of clearing 25+ years of hoarding in Weehawken. A little more than a month after Sandy took my electric for 5 days.
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#586037 - 03/18/13 09:36 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jigaloo Offline
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
I'm fine. Busy. Travelling.

Right now in Florida. In two weeks it's NYC. Then it's on to Europe for a couple of weeks by boat.


You sound like you're doing better. Did you move?
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#586038 - 03/18/13 09:38 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: have2cit]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
Gia got new tits.


Why? :angry:
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#586039 - 03/18/13 09:40 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Jigaloo]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Yeah. To Florida. Just a bit longer than 2 years from when I was initially supposed to move.

But, that saga is over.

I enjoy going to the pool everyday.
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#586040 - 03/18/13 09:41 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Is there any good news?

Did Donkey Short die?
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#586041 - 03/18/13 09:45 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
drained Offline
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He's back at it, so not here.

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#586042 - 03/18/13 09:46 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
have2cit Offline
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Quote:
Is there any good news?


Apparently Hungwell is dead.

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#586043 - 03/18/13 09:53 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: have2cit]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
Quote:
Is there any good news?


Apparently Hungwell is dead.


The only good Hungwell is one hung to death well.
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#586044 - 03/18/13 09:56 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: drained]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
He's back at it, so not here.


Back at what ... petty altery or felony onlinian?
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#586045 - 03/18/13 10:04 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jigaloo Offline
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Drop me a pm (since your inbox is still full) and I'll try to catch you up. Again, glad to see you're doing good.
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#586046 - 03/18/13 10:13 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Welcome back!
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#586047 - 03/18/13 10:17 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
have2cit Offline
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
You can clean out your PM inbox and save your precious PM's at the same time. There is a feature that will allow you to email those precious PM's to the listed address under your "Edit Profile" page.

Just select the PM's you want to save or select all and at the bottom of the "Messages" page there is a button called "Email checked" once you have confirmed that you have received your PM's you can safely delete them from your inbox. Now other users may contact you privately once more.

easy peasy japanesey


If you wanna empty your PM box but save the good messages.

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#586074 - 03/18/13 11:03 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: have2cit
Gia got new tits.


Why? :angry:

because tits.



those are nothing to get angry at.were still waiting on the grand unveiling.
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#586078 - 03/18/13 11:13 PM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
drained Offline
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#586093 - 03/19/13 06:27 AM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: frankie fatale]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:
those are nothing to get angry at.were still waiting on the grand unveiling.


I've no right to tell anyone what to do with her body.

But, I've no appetite for tits any tranny could purchase.

For me, the only time I understand fake tits is to replace those cancer or other tragedies have impacted.

I will always find the real hershey kisses of a Kristen Bell or Keira Knightly sexier when contrasted with the fallacy of a Pamela Anderson or a Kendra Wilkinson.

I doubt someone as strong as Gia did this to satisfy anyone but herself. But, in all fairness, if she's doing it for others, I'm not the kind of person Gia is trying to attract in any case.
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#586094 - 03/19/13 06:39 AM Re: Things that catch my attention .... [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Demonbolloxs Offline
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Registered: 03/25/09
Posts: 89
I think Gia agrees with you.
I'm pretty much sure that the refusal to titilate (see what I did there) all of XPT, by wapping those honkers out, shows how
dissapointed she must be with them.
So whats the problem Gia how disasterous are they ?

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