In private, it was being discussed which mope was worse, Steve Driver or Mr. Marcus? We decided to throw the debate open to the public.

I voted for STD mope. At least Steve Driver had the dignity to kill himself.

I went Driver. Don't know if Marcus infected anyone, do know that psycho mope killed a dude.

i voted mr. marcus. kinda like the sound of one hand clapping there's potential if you look at it from the quantum mechanics angle.

plus there's the fact he's still above ground and driver was only able to put a weak-ass 2 on the scoreboard(that includes himself). pathetic. i figure once you start samurai swording people there's no way you can stop. the only thing that could be more rewarding is short range shotgun blasts above the shoulders...that's it.

so yeah... i don't think mr. marcus is the type to get shown up by a whack-job like driver. it's an alpha thing.

I went Driver...Im old school and think murder is a little worse then altering a test..But dont judge me

It's all death and no money.

Split down the middle, 4 each so far.

Driver all the way.

I went with the syphilis mope. Yeah murder is horrible, but we live a capitalist society. Money talks and everything else can fuck off. Ole syphilis boy shut down the industry and cost everyone money. That's the bigger violation.

I voted for Marcus. Steve Driver knew what he did was bad and admitted it by killing himself. Marcus thinks he did nothing wrong, refuses to take responsibility, and doesn't understand why people are mad at him.

who'd you vote for?.

No Nick Boner?

does nick boner post from a correctional facility?. there's a certain level of pent up desperation on that twitter account.

He's been on a 4 year hiatus, or so he says.

Who's Nick Boner?

He is a Missing Link Mope. Actually if he painted his face green and headbutted whores, he would be more interesting.



It appears that he really likes blond dudes.

He looks greasy. Someone buy him some shampoo.

That blonde guy is ugly. Is he a tranny?

I'd like to believe that it is a tranny, but would you mind if I brought in an expert to check it out? There are a lot of counterfeit trannies floating around out there. I got a buddy, he's been dealing in trannies for years and we'll get him over here to make sure everything is what it's supposed to be. Chumlee, get panzer on the phone.

Marcus. Driver was genuinely a loser and a fuck up. Marcus tries to act like he is a somebody in the jizz biz and a neeeeeeeeeeeegro leader, when in reality he's just a scumbag opportunist jig. Fuck him.

Syphilis and swords aside, I voted for Mr. Marcus because I fucking hate that douche. He could have a clean bill of health and no history and I still would have voted for him and his stupid gansta' hat.

No winner. They're both losers.

I voted for the black guy.

Can I vote for the OP?

The Mope I named is the Worst Mope.




Hipster Fucking Dufas So called Medical "doctor" is bogarting her new Headlights. Shit its the only thing they have together since they are new and we've all seen her holly of Hollies drilled and spattered with man porn whore splooge. So he has convinced her not to show us "their" thing.

dr mopeus post some more.tell us about your adventures in gialand.

Marcus is steaming ahead in the poll 14-7. I hope people are voting on merit and not Daniel Carver's "the darker they are the worse they are" edict. That would be unfair to the gravity of murder.

i don't see it as a racist result. there's honor in death by samurai sword and lets face it...the mopes live a somewhat feudal lifestyle. even the warehouse sort. i think people accept the gravity of it all and recognize the bigger threat.

I like that, "the Warehouse Mope". Conjures thoughts of "Shit House Rat" and is equally as nutty.

Holy of Holys. Jondra, but not as bad as hollie of hollies or whatever shit you were spouting...no matter how comically accurate.

i see what you did there lou.

I thought he was talking about Holly Randall (not even kidding). God I'm tired...

I did too.

where is lil ms randall?its been awhile since she graced us with her presence.

I asked her that not long ago. She said she's been too busy with work. Maybe she's telling the truth, but I think she just got bored with us.

shes busy taking pictures of pretty penises to put on her walls.

Well, with friends like Meatz. . .




Res. Ipsa. Loquitor

This.

Yes, but more than that, I like this concept of "Warehouse Feudalism" he's got there. Bunch of fucking Mope-Ronin issuing from a warehouse after a bukkake. LMAO.

and the smell of Mope-Ramen boiling on the hot plate.

In the spirit of march, we should turn this into a sweet sixteen kind of thing. You know, set up brackets and everything. Hell, it can become a tradition. The annual XPT "worst mope in porn" kind of thing. No Jeremy Steele, Ryan Knox or Brendan's. This needs to be a unique brand of hate and not the usual angry circle-jerk.

Mr. Marcus
Brian Pumper
Erik Everhard
Shorty Mac

***Let me just add that these are mopes that I personally can't stand, so the final list may change***


Wesley Pipes (not sure if active or not)
Warmachine
Steve Holmes
Ramon (the Cuban tard)
Nacho
James Deen
Lee Stone

***think we need to start including "golden Age 2002-2007" people, as there's a couple of real good stand-outs to reach from in that particular goldmine. Fuck it***

Tony T
Brian Surewood
Johnny Thrust
Benjamin Brat (one of the worst!!)
Dave Hardman
Bret Rockman
Otto Baur
Dick Nasty
Scott Lyons
Kurt Lockwood

and this guy



because he looks a lot like Lex Luger, who I also hate

For better bashing, context's needed.

Let's see...

Mr. Marcus - He just got caught with what should be happening regularly in valleys low. Those telling that he shouldÄve just waited his medication to kick in anf return to work after a few days most likely didn't realize the amount of scratch he'd have missed out on.

Brian Pumper - He seems to be busy pretending to be a rapper and telling people he isn't gay.

Erik Everhard - Pussy blocker. Backhanded porn.

Steve Holmes - Mental metro twink.

Nacho - Versatile talent. Financially on point.

James Deen - Grunting blather without a pause.

Lee Stone - He was the green one in the parody, I guess.

Kurt Lockwood - IS FUCKING BACK. Not more.

I thought Warmachine did one or two scenes then flipped the fuck out or something. Meaning he's not really a mope, just a fucktard.

Don't forget Jack Venice for the Golden Age.

droppin fucking loads

I voted for Marcus because he's a piece of shit.

Ooooh, good one Faceblaster. Nick Manning for the win.

Nick Manning is a fucktard mope also.

How would Tritone vote in this thread? It's like Sophie's Choice.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Donkey yet. I guess he's a whole new class of fucktard.

^^^Careful if you say his real name three times he suddenly appears and gives everyone his option and no one here wants that. Trust me.

His option clearly isn't the way out.

he failed out of mopedom. big win on that one.

in other news related to wharehouse mopes...
apparently there's one juan cuba that fits the bill according to the news i've received via pm.

I had to look him up. If Faceblaster was just a mope, he looks like Supermope.

juan cuba?ive never seen his moping as far as i know,but i remember listening to a gaydt podcast where he was talking about directing.he also talked about how lucky he was.tell us the dirt lou.

No, I was more a Load Dumper, one step down from Mope. Cuba was a mope who worked his way up to PA and BTS guy and eventually director of a series for Red Light called..............wait for it...........Faceblasters. He swiped my name and ran with it! No. he actually asked me several times if I would object to him using the name and I didn't. Little did I know he would exclude me from the entire series and shit talk me behind my back. Last I heard he was living in the rafters of a porn studio/wharehouse and working manual labor. Bitch, ain't it? Living la vida Driver?

karmas a motherfucker.

Sig Worthy

Marc Wallice tops them all. Or rather is beneath them all. Or whatever. He's the Babe Ruth of them all. Or the Mario Mendoza. Whichever you prefer.

Marc Wallice is inhuman. He should have been sentenced and hung.

If he wasn't hung, he'da never been in the biddness.

He had the smallest willie of any of the stunt cocks who got regular work during that era.

I guess the gays cared more about his mouth and buttocks than his dick. He was the tainted rentboy mope, right?

^^^^^
Indeed.