She is twisted. Lou knows. He will not tell much, but he does.

I'll cop to it: Dana DeArmond is one of my all-time favorites. I simply do not understand the venom directed toward her on XPT. The venom directed toward Brandon Iron, I think I understand: He participates and encourages it.

i think he feeds off it.

I don't know if she's a cunt or not. I just find it curious that her rep on the Twitting machine would have any bearing on anything.

I don't think anyone believes she is a cunt. I believe Batshit Crazy is the consensus.

That would explain the amazing skills and energy in the bed. Let's hear it for Batshit Crazy!

I don't think her porn scenes or butthole skillz were ever crtiticized, it's her interactions with the fanboys that always caught the heat. If she's not being treated like a princess by the masses on a twenty four hour, consistent basis, she throws little tantrums and shuts down. She is not capable of even the smallest hint of criticizm. She gives the impression of living in a completely faux world, where she is free from any sort of negativity directed at her.

Dana DeArmond is a whore I'd love to hammer with my cock. Great tits. Good ass. Insane for sex.

I think everyone hates her b/c she can sexually frustrate you very quickly.

Raise your hand if you have had an ex like that.

Way to play lowest common denominator. Everyone has an ex like that. The problem arises when you've got multiple exes like that.

Point to you.

At least 2 hand raises here.

I rest my case.

Negro, please. Get off your high horse. If you're here, you're not within the top 10 percentile of well adjusted. One of us. One of us.

One of us.

ONE: Sorry to disappoint you, Barry, but I'm not a negro. Your pals have done enough posting of my mug that I thought you'd know this by now.

TWO: I did say "Everyone" has an ex like that, so you're not only illiterate, you're also redundant. Tool.

I find your use of the N word appalling.

It hurt me worse than it hurt him. I'm appalled at my use too. Fuck, I'm a tool.

Can someone tell me what this means?^^^

I thought English was your mother tongue. Oh, well:

You see, Barry, there's a substance called Melanin. No, you can't smoke it, so don't get your hopes up.

Anyway, some folks, like Tritone, have an abundance of it. They often get a lot of crap about it. Sometimes, like with Tritone, they deserve getting crap, although recent studies have shown, it's more a cultural thing than a factor of the said substance.

Then there's folks who lack this "Melanin." Biologically, that includes dudes like you and me and others descending from the European continent. Other studies have shown that some of these also behave in a cultural fashion much like the melanin proficient, so it's not surprising you're confused.

Either way, it means you don't know what you're talking about. Again. But don't you worry none. I'm here to help.

I'd bet you a bootleg wrestling DVD that JB can't. He'll just pop in here and tell you how stupid my post is and pick apart the wording to justify his thoughts that I am a meth head, Meat is Mopez in sheep's Gucci Sneakers, and make a couple Darrah references, which people care less about than Lexi Belle having a cock where a turd is supposed to be.

EDIT: I was too slow on the draw, damn NFL. Anyway, I guess I owe you a DVD Barry. He explained it, whether it helped wasn't a stipulation, so I'll pay up. You missing any of the Extreme Rising shows?

Now why would I go and do that when you've just gone and done it for me?

Carry on, Meth Head.

Lexi flushed the turd out. For emancipation.

You took so much time to do that. Impressive. Can we try the other half now? Who of my buddies spread your mug around? Some context instead of Nate secret message Masonic stupidity?

His picture was posted here by himself years ago, I think. Some saved and posted it again. It actually is accessible still in some form.

Pretty sure it features prominently in Floofins epic avatar, along with Chickenmaster.

Wow. Just wow. I've warranted the dreaded red ink. We was talking about "proper trolling" in that other thread, yes? This here is proof I'm doing it right.

Couple of other tips, Gladys:

One, when your teammate already concedes you've lost. . . Stay Down, Duran.


Two, and this should be self explanatory, well, shit, I just explained it. That means this:



and this:




And this:




Are just confirmitory that you've been schooled.


Three:



That's me alright, but I had no Idea I had such illustrious company. Righteous. Anyhow, that wasn't the pic I was referring to, but the fact that y'all find such a non-entity as Fwoofie "epic" speaks volumes.

The fact is, I've been pissing off pissants here for years. Some of 'em never let it go, as that "epic" av suggests.


But I'm having tons of fun watching you fuckers fume, spew red ink, and harbor grudges for, what, five fucking years now? If I've caused that kind of hate on this board, I must be doing something right.


Carry on.

Schooled. OK. Was this barber or clown school?

That was a plane crash.

One of my favorite Ron White quotes, telling a story about being on a commuter airplane having engine trouble:

Seatmate: "Hey man! [gasps for air] Hey, man! Hey, man! [gasps for air] If one of these engines fails, [gasps for air] how far will the other one take us?"

White: "All the way to the scene of the crash! Which is pretty handy, 'cause that's where we're headed. I bet we beat the paramedics there by a half-hour! We're haulin' ass!"

Pretty much where that plane was headed when it took off sometime Sunday morning.

Will a fucking mod or admin please customize my username to "thread re-railer" Seriously. I don't fucking care about that porn jesus shit.

Rate her whorish qualities; you might have seen her once or so.

She feeds trolls. Any attention, I suppose.

She's the typical entitlement princess, and she seems to be something of an insufferable cunt.

Thing is, I like how it looks when she's getting railed in the ass. Man face notwithstanding.

Advanced groundwork.

Not true, she hates me and has me blocked which I find hilarious that she went thru 30+thousand or whatever followers to find me way back when I first had twitter and delete me...I believe it because of the stuff I said on here when the bitch was begging for things when her house caught on fire.
A fuckin psycho she is that EFUCT with her crying and saying the things she did will never leave my mind, from the Gangbanged2 movie....too funny. I dont have the time or find it necessary to make up fake Twitters. So Dear Dana De Armand ( I know you still lurk here ) go FUCK YOURSELF, YOU WILL ONE DAY DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH AND THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING PYSCHOTIC PIGGGGG. You were still a begger then and now, fucking wishlists....I cant stand whores begging for shit and the lameasses that buy it for them, Kristina Rose is another one.....

Good taste in whores to hate.

Fuck.Yes.Gypsy.

how's things?.

This Gypsy character comes across as much more funny and likeable without a Biff to feud with.

I want to fuck this Gypsy now more than ever. And I know someone will post the cow picture, but still. I want to fuck her and make her come back on this board and tell how much she likes dick...how she was wrong all along... I don't blame her for liking girls because they're beautiful and smell better but still, I know she has a void that needs filling and a silicone dildo will not do the job.

goals are a good thing to have

Gypsy is good people.

Sorry Bornyo, but Gypsy's got her sights set on the dude from the Call Me Maybe video if she's ever looking to venture over to the straight side.

Whoever that is, is no concern of mine. I got my sights set on her. That's all that matters. I'ma plow her like a cotton field.

LOL that is a racist thing to say (wink) Id think Jugaloo would of said cotton fields....I like Twinks.

Thank you Tatty and so are you and Im glad to see you are still here, I bet you are still a sharp dresser.

Hey Lou, how are you and yours? Well I hope. Im doing well, unemployed and enjoyed it for a while, but now Im bored and the money runs out quickly, so back into looking for job (bad timing I know) but I will find something, I got major skillz

Ohhh boy you guys are really fuckin obsessed, you still have that picture....yeah post it if need be, I get a kick out of it myself, doesnt hurt me, I never really left, cant scare me away, I got thick skin...haha