Hard Knox? I would say that's an oxymoron, but the prefix oxy would just get him all excited. It is the first time those two words have been placed together in the history of porndom. Will the first episode include an expose on the meth labs of Amish country?

School? Hi yo.... the first time these guys have been in school since 10th grade.

Jesus wept? Yeah, Jesus was the barista at Starbucks who wept when you guys asked if your lattes could come with the cream of ten men.

Si, El Ruco y su ruca.

Whoa, the spirit of One Liner Larry is strong!