Phatboy is my hero.

Someone finally sees into my heart.

Will Jeff ever love me the same way?

How about Rollin girl?

Pknuckle?

I think you'd all like to see me get pissed on by a large group of whores.

That would be fun.

Now that Phatboy has taken my soul...

I am ready for action.

Assemble the whores, and bring me to battle.

How much female piss can one man take?

I have no idea, but I'm happy to try.

I think of all of you as family now.

That means we should all go down into the basement together. The light never worked down there, so we never had to worry about cleaning up after ourselves. Mom was the worst.

Her pee always smelled like ammonia, for some odd reason. Maybe it was ammonia?

Anyways, thanks for taking my soul, Phatboy.

I will have to get that finger worked on though.

Good call.

Thank God SOMEONE here understands Andy Kaufman.

Michael

p.s...Andy says "hi".