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#584764 - 03/02/13 01:45 AM New job
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Goodbye, porn!


Just sharing a link to pics on Facebook from a recent trip to Ireland: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151248199112723.1073741825.501862722&type=3


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#584766 - 03/02/13 04:08 AM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Congratulations! You never know where a role like this could take you. When Hollywood remakes The Wizard of Oz or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory they'll need a lead munchkin or an Oompa-Loompa.

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#584767 - 03/02/13 04:50 AM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
mallocup Offline
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Registered: 05/31/04
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I that the new ms BI? your podcast with yoshi was awesome btw..
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#584774 - 03/02/13 06:45 AM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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This calls for a song.




Appropriately the most hated song by Deadheads that Hunter and Garcia ever wrote.
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#584776 - 03/02/13 06:55 AM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
fartz Offline
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Registered: 07/24/11
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Let's keep talking about that Wizard Of Oz thing. Foster's on another Will Ryder trip, and the Wizard of Oz porn really has her Franzia drained and her eye twitching.

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#584877 - 03/03/13 11:07 AM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
CanHead Offline
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Goodbye, porn!


Just sharing a link to pics on Facebook from a recent trip to Ireland: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151248199112723.1073741825.501862722&type=3


Did those boots have flights?? You seem taller.
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#584878 - 03/03/13 11:10 AM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
The woman is holding him up with her right hand.
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#584881 - 03/03/13 01:10 PM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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her hand is actually up his butt.shes working him as a human puppet.
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#584892 - 03/03/13 03:07 PM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Max Rhino Offline
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Good picture -- it makes you look taller than you really are.
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#584894 - 03/03/13 03:31 PM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Been watching this guy all day and I haven't picked up how to play yet. How am I going to make a living over here?


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#584895 - 03/03/13 03:40 PM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Max Rhino Offline
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You could earn some quick cash by letting normal size people toss you.
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#584898 - 03/03/13 03:47 PM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Max Rhino Offline
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Did you try to impress the locals by showing them the pic of your green spooge?
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#584901 - 03/03/13 05:05 PM Re: New job [Re: Jigaloo]
LouCypher Offline
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Loc: fortified
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
The woman is holding him up with her right hand.



she's fisting that baby?.
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#584907 - 03/03/13 05:23 PM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
J.B.
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^First thing I thought of.

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#584916 - 03/03/13 07:18 PM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
LouCypher Offline
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Loc: fortified
too easy...someone had to do it.
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#584936 - 03/03/13 09:27 PM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
fuckin jamesn in TWO threads. I miss that nigga. He never mailed me my package either....
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#584937 - 03/03/13 09:30 PM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Best poster ever and one of my favorite threads. And btw, Asia had another baby. Interesting story and pics on her fb.

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#584939 - 03/03/13 09:50 PM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
frankie fatale Offline
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jamesn is pulped tatty.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#584950 - 03/04/13 12:34 AM Re: New job [Re: gia jordan]
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Posts: 1045
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Best poster ever and one of my favorite threads. And btw, Asia had another baby. Interesting story and pics on her fb.


This Cunt Needs to be executed. Probably a sociopath ad cut the break lines on her hubby's jeep


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[Asia writes] "I struggled long and hard with many tears before deciding to give Niko to my good friends. But ever since they've had him, I've been 100% overjoyed at how it all worked out. I love reading their updates, how attentive they are to him, seeing his happy pics, and reading about all his extended family fighting to shower affections on him. The dad is so happy to have a little computer geek to raise,
and the mom is so thrilled with her new baby boy, that daddy is going to get snipped "just in case" so they can focus all their attention on Niko 100%. They're not even changing his name! (just the last name) Catty and Devin will still be his brother and sister, he'll have two moms (and two dads, but one from afar) who love him, and his family has friended me on Facebook, so instead of feeling loss, I feel like we've expanded our family, and I'm so very blessed that my little boy has everything I ever wanted for him. We're even planning meetups every year so we can stay close. Of course I never imagined things ending up like this when I planned to have him, but once I admitted I was in over my head, I was grateful for this beautiful solution that works out so well for everyone. And I thank all of you for your support which I very much needed so I could appreciate all the positives that came out of a challenging situation. XOXOX"


Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (03/04/13 12:35 AM)

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#584953 - 03/04/13 01:08 AM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Don't forget her pleading for donations after the husband died, then she went and spent over $600 on a Playstation 3, then magically found he had a life insurance policy.

I saw a picture of the 3rd child's father. She discovered he had a large criminal record and kicked him out.

Dana is a couple kids, a dead husband, and 164 lbs away from being Asia.
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#584954 - 03/04/13 01:08 AM Re: New job [Re: the unknown pervert]
fabricoh Offline
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Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
I'm thinking along these lines....



Edited by fabricoh (03/04/13 01:09 AM)
Edit Reason: I'm an idiot
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#584960 - 03/04/13 06:53 AM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Is Asia's FB page under her porn name or real name? I can only find her fan pages there.
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#584965 - 03/04/13 07:46 AM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Jigaloo Offline
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Posts: 7863
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#584968 - 03/04/13 09:04 AM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Thanks.
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#584988 - 03/04/13 07:41 PM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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I made 87 euros today at the Molly Malone statue!


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#584992 - 03/04/13 10:44 PM Re: New job [Re: Brandon_Iron]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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how many handjobs did that work out to?
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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