Yeah, but he was diagnosed by Panzer's dentist.

LOL!

Panzer's dentist consists of a string and a doorknob.

^So the results of Nate's lobotomy oughta be spectacular.

This is America. In America we measure success by the dollar. Keeping that in mind how successful a whore do you feel you are when you are "frugal" and Teen Mom Whore is driving this?

Any guesses as to how soon it will be repossessed?

She'll pay about a 50% tax rate on the $1.5 mil, which left her with $750k. Subtract $400k (assuming she paid cash) -- and that leaves her with $350k. A whore can blow through $350k in a couple of weeks.

Stupid whore.

Now she has less money.

I'd rather buy a house and keep the car I already have.

Yeah, even Gene Ross knows more about her financials than you three. Fitting.

Success can be defined by money, but that's not the whole story. Failure can be defined as foolishly squandering that money. MC Hammer, that ginger player for the Seattle SuperSonics, the Teen Mom Anal Whore in a year.

Has she picked out a tree yet to wrap her car around?

You three? You're advocating spending a huge chuck of her money on a depreciation asset as wise?

Yes, you three. Nate, Nitne, Gia.

If Gene Ross isn't full of shit in this case, Farrah Abraham endorses a luxury car rental service and has access to something flashy this way.

It'd not be wise for her to pour it out this heavily on one item, obviously.

Mike South, Rob Black and Gene Ross seem to believe that she didn't get as much money as assumed, 1.5 million or whatever.

FLOP # 1 whores lie.

Farrah, Gene, Mook South, Rob Black....all whores.

No fucking way was her payout anywhere near 1.5 mil.
Bitch will be begging for any job she can get within five years.

Yeah, well, if whores lie and Gene, South and Black are whores and in your opinion rightfully doubt the authenticity of whore Abraham's 1.5 million paycheck, FLOP # 1 doesn't fully apply here.

It'll be interesting to see her post-tape-PR push trickle away, dry up and eventually alter risk management.

Teen Mom and Octomom should travel around the country performing wrestling matches for the amusement of the mopes. They seem to be at the same level for making quality life choices.

She'll be back for more porno soon. At least she's cute enough to do it, I guess. White Trash Whore should return with her gaping holes and 5 big black guys.

I don't want to imagine what the insurance premiums will be on a Murci when you got a DUI less than two months ago.

It's a rental unit, like her vag.

Heehee.

Moblem Bait.

It's good to see she's spending the money wisely.

My first girlfriend had inverted nipples. I was so naieve I had no idea until she told me why she was so self conscience. Amazing thing was they were 34 D's and she was 16 at the time. Just magnificent. I loved her nipples because when she got excited they popped out like a Purdue chicken to let you know she was done (at least with the foreplay).

You are wrong on this account Gia. The ones I have been around certainly came out when aroused.

I heard she got not even a million. Even so IF she was dumb enough to buy that car she will be sucking ANY cock with in a couple of years just to pay the insurance on that thing. What a douchebag. What is she going to do with the kid? Strap him to the roof? "Don't you spit up on Mommy's nice shiny car she had to get assfucked for!! I did it for you!" Nice...real nice.

Hey, 2Savage, good to see you!

This Media Whore who works for a Dirty Turk as a "journalist" is just as dumb as you whore thinking that Teen Mom Whore spent her own Money on that Whip.


Does it make you feel "smarterer" that this other dumb whore is just as dumb as you?

Bottom Line the Dumb Teen Mom Whore is a more successful whore than both of you put together because she is making Millions while you are "frugal" and she is working for a dirty Turk on the You Tubes.

Who the fuck are these Armocasters and why do people post clips of them? They remind me of those Joan Rivers shows where they review fashion. Every clip I've watched so far has the male one going "Oh why, why, why?" Panzer has a whole thread full of these dolts going.

LOL Gia deleted her response.

Well, Nate, I guess that makes you smarter. . . err. . . umm. . . Fuck, who am I kidding? It makes Nate the same Sipmsoneian pimplyteen he's always been. Never mind.

Very Sipmsoneian indeed.

there's a lot more to this story that is being revealed. all it would take is a random shaikh to have her over for a week or two and whatever vivid gave her would (relatively) amount to nothing.

the video was an ad, and I'm sure that there's plenty of work ahead for farrah.

At the end of the day, who really gives a fuck about some whore and her wheels?

Serious. And at the end of the day, she has a kid. Not enough money from a fake sex tape would make me want to trade places with that.

And that's what was in my deleted post.

I dunno. It sounds pretty sweet,

She called the woman at the counter "trash" for insisting she check her oversized bag. This is just a few days after she released a sex tape of herself getting assfucked on film

Hasn't Farrah's vagina been talked about enough?

Gia, figuring this Farrah whore makes more porn (what else does she have going for her?), what do you think her next 2 moves should be? DP, Bukakke, I/R, 401k, G/G, Blow Bang, Health Insurance, Fisting, etc.

If you wanna play Whorestrdamus, what do you think they will be?

Has anyone used "Whorestradamus" as a gimmick? Either professionally or through social media? I'm gonna go check.

Husstradamus.

401k?

Her artificially guided career won't last.
It'll be ugly after the third gig.

Gia, when's the last time you ate a funnel cake?

I am not sure what that is. It sounds like a Jay Sin movie.

Ha! I knew you wouldn't know what it was.

It's a batter that's deep fat fried then dusted with powdered sugar. You see it at fairs or anywhere there are those type of concession stands setup.

Funnel cakes are also most often associated with the Pennsylvania Amish.

Oh, I remember. Just didn't know what they were called. Spent many summers in rural Penn as a kid. Many Amish memories. Being held up late behind a buggy. My dad threatening to kick some dude's ass for picking on some Amish boy at the pond.

Being a buggy or up against a buggy? You should watch Banshee, it might appeal to your latent Amish fetish.

Didn't really develop an Amish fetish. Some of those guys are cute however.

You and your mope would like Banshee. It's on Cinemax, they should still all be On Demand.

gotta agree with the jigaloo.. that's a solid show.