I totally agree Ms. Reno(I saw that on rame a week ago and ended up searching the mullah archives until i wet myself laughing).

seriously, the population of fierce, invasive british tabloid writers won't suffer if we brought a bunch over here to do porn gossip. there are so many cartoonish dudes with gold jewelry and generally fucked up simpletons doing totally outrageous shit and bursting with weird, wacky ideas in pornography it would be fish in a barrel for them versus having to chase royalty until they crash into stuff and die.