Pretty. I dub it "Monkey's Vomitting Mosaic."

How fucking hard can it be to write engaging, interesting shit about porn? I mean, you put up a naked promo pic of a chick, scribble a dozen blind items for every one you use someone's name in, and voila.

Luke's bread and butter was that after awhile, people would seek him out when they had shit to dish. Who would someone go to today?

The sites are absolutely dead. Luke is sometimes good for a bit of interesting material, but that's about it. Hardcore Gossip Guy is absolutely the worst. He's about as funny as Lurch from The Addams Family and about as intelligent as your average Freeper or blogging idiot with a hard-on for Michael Moore. And everytime I see his head I feel the spontaneous desire to pick him up by the eye sockets like a bowling ball and fling him across the room.