this is the funniest statement of all time when accompanied by the picture next to it.


""Now, I don't know Teagan, and I don't know anyone over at DP. I'm comin' at this as just a consumer and a fairly normal chick.""

FAIRLY NORMAL CHICK???? this chick's totally subhuman on a michael jackson/transvestite-level. what do you expect from a site that parrots whatever michael moore tells us yet manages to butcher the spelling of noam chomsky's name. i totally missed the hesiodic golden age of porn-gossip when luke was able to operate without a god and without suspicion from the industry. i mirrored the archives this summer because fayner's going to take it down at some point and it's the best shit ever written.

i want scandals and massively fucked-up people doing massively fucked-up things dammit, not a bunch of douchebags friendly with everyone in the industry and not stepping on toes. luke was so good in part because he was an outsider not afraid of losing friends or employment. well, that and the fact that he's a considerably more engaging writer, randomly did stuff not defined in the dsm-iv, and printed whatever shit people told him.

Isn't that anna nicole smith's assistant?. In any event i would still fuck her. (zenman)

Pretty. I dub it "Monkey's Vomitting Mosaic."

How fucking hard can it be to write engaging, interesting shit about porn? I mean, you put up a naked promo pic of a chick, scribble a dozen blind items for every one you use someone's name in, and voila.

Luke's bread and butter was that after awhile, people would seek him out when they had shit to dish. Who would someone go to today?

The sites are absolutely dead. Luke is sometimes good for a bit of interesting material, but that's about it. Hardcore Gossip Guy is absolutely the worst. He's about as funny as Lurch from The Addams Family and about as intelligent as your average Freeper or blogging idiot with a hard-on for Michael Moore. And everytime I see his head I feel the spontaneous desire to pick him up by the eye sockets like a bowling ball and fling him across the room.

I totally agree Ms. Reno(I saw that on rame a week ago and ended up searching the mullah archives until i wet myself laughing).

seriously, the population of fierce, invasive british tabloid writers won't suffer if we brought a bunch over here to do porn gossip. there are so many cartoonish dudes with gold jewelry and generally fucked up simpletons doing totally outrageous shit and bursting with weird, wacky ideas in pornography it would be fish in a barrel for them versus having to chase royalty until they crash into stuff and die.

If you're talking about "The Mullah Onan," that ain't me. I remember that guy from a few years back, though, and it's nice he resurfaced. He vanished for a long time.

i'm crushed to learn that, but you can't be offended for being mistaken for that guy seeing he was total comedy.

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people would seek him out when they had shit to dish. Who would someone go to today?

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Ummm ME. Who broke the marc wallice is dead story, or the chico story and the marcus in rehab story among the many others i broke. I wasn't voted as one of the top 5 most important people to porn for nothing.