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#605767 - 02/05/14 01:19 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Better addition than her.
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#605772 - 02/05/14 04:32 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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I'd lend her a room above the garage but she'd probably infest it with johns. Probably worse than bed bugs.
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#605818 - 02/06/14 01:10 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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She can't find any johns.
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#605820 - 02/06/14 02:06 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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So true. She has an open invite to the forum. It may be time for that, "return to the civilian world," and become a barista, intervention.
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#606729 - 02/24/14 06:43 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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No reply to my offer of swapping a bowl of soup for anal.
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#606775 - 02/24/14 07:39 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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keep at it. eventually things will find their level in a reverse digestion type of way.
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#606804 - 02/25/14 10:49 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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She has a match.com profile listing yearly income at 150k to 170k. If that's true she's ready to buy her johns plenty of soup and crackers.
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#608252 - 03/23/14 12:49 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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All quiet on the Dana front.
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#608949 - 04/05/14 04:27 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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All quiet on the Dana front. Nope Time Is Running Out ..Dana Hayes Thousand Oaks Available Now Then I Am On My Way Dana is only a call away poetic...
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#608953 - 04/05/14 07:28 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Damn, right when I changed my avatar and thought all was safe!
She's like the legend of the wandering jew.
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#608955 - 04/05/14 08:23 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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All quiet on the Dana front. Nope Time Is Running Out ..Dana Hayes Thousand Oaks Available Now Then I Am On My Way Dana is only a call away poetic... She doesn't even have time to punctuate! Hurry!!!
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#608958 - 04/05/14 08:44 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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She's free-stylin'.
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#609019 - 04/06/14 11:23 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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I hate myself for it, but I'd fuck that old hag
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#609042 - 04/07/14 07:41 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Ditto. I've quit smoking, quit nicotine gum, cut back on drinking, cut back on sugar and carbs and even artificial sweeteners, but I can't cut back on the old sow!
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#609053 - 04/07/14 12:10 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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I already hate myself, so it'd be no problem.
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#609068 - 04/07/14 03:46 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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I have only one coping mechanism - suppress, suppress, suppress.
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#609082 - 04/07/14 09:30 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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i was waiting for th^t to happen. flat circle, fuckers.
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#610273 - 05/09/14 06:05 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Too old to rock and roll. It's hard to keep wood and a healthy fetish going when you run into this:
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DanaHayes-v998 (9).jpg (379 downloads)Description: Oh Jeebus!
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#610274 - 05/09/14 08:04 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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I would so be all over her. Just last weekend I banged a 72 year old woman who'd just smoked pot for the first time earlier that night.
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#610357 - 05/10/14 07:57 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Barry, the GILF connoisseur. I hope Dana loses the gut and recovers the legs. That escorting/300 flower donation business must be putting her through the ringer.
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#610364 - 05/10/14 10:00 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/23/13
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She'll lose the gut after a couple of weeks in a pine box.
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#610385 - 05/11/14 02:35 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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I hope she's not eating Lucky's meals, but I guess a gut doesn't matter much under certain circumstances:
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#610387 - 05/11/14 04:32 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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She's no 300 roses. 180 max. I lie, tho.
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#610426 - 05/12/14 04:19 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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On a good day, she might warrant 150 roses per hr and 80 per 1/2 hr.
Her current rates are astronomical 350 hr. 200 hhr
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#610430 - 05/12/14 08:00 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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She is 100yrs old. At this point it would be better for her to smoke meth than to risk going under the knife.
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#610431 - 05/12/14 09:09 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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yes dana is pretty fucken beat but then theres this. i just joined twitter a few days ago and news came my way that bonnie rotten just turned 21. yeah, TWENTY. ONE.
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#610433 - 05/12/14 09:17 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/11/13
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She's lived a hard life[insert Max and Bonnie puking gif]
But in all seriousness, I think she's really hot.
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#610435 - 05/12/14 10:51 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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I'da thought she was 30. 21, colorformed, harriboe fake tits & blowed out? Already done puke and piss porn along with rosebud porn....
One could say there is no where to go but up from here, but we all know that isn't really how these things work out.
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#610440 - 05/13/14 04:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I have to believe that includes a fake birthday.
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#610444 - 05/13/14 09:52 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Registered Sex Offender
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Lou Cypher she's 21?, for real? WOW I guess taking dick like that does wear on you...wow...that's all I got is wow. Dick doesn't do that. An excess of drugs, booze and cigarettes, combined with a deficit of sleep and nutrition will do that.
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#610449 - 05/13/14 01:12 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Fucking Master
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news came my way that bonnie rotten just turned 21. yeah, TWENTY. ONE. That is 47 in porn years. I hope I can use the Bonnie/Max Gifs again.
Edited by Soopergrizz (05/13/14 01:19 PM)
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#610451 - 05/13/14 03:44 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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news came my way that bonnie rotten just turned 21. yeah, TWENTY. ONE. That is 47 in porn years. I hope I can use the Bonnie/Max Gifs again. Being Bonnie is Hard Work:
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#610452 - 05/13/14 04:48 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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news came my way that bonnie rotten just turned 21. yeah, TWENTY. ONE. That is 47 in porn years. I hope I can use the Bonnie/Max Gifs again. Being Bonnie is Hard Work: You just have to wonder what's going through their heads. I suppose "I hope they don't finish off the coke before we're done with this". On the other hand I'd assume "insert drug here" breaks on a porn set are like bathroom breaks at any other job.
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#610453 - 05/13/14 04:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Well there's little doubt about what's going through their colons.
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#610775 - 05/20/14 06:29 PM
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#611416 - 05/30/14 01:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Dana's recovered and is holding court at SFO Intl Airport -
DANA HAYES * Stars in 225 Adult Films * SF. Airport * May 28 2014 09:38PM Services > Escorting > California > Bay Area > San Francisco
"I am excited to be here... LuvinlionesS" ---------------- I hope the motel has treats for Lucky.
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#612857 - 06/24/14 06:53 PM
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And we're down again...
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#612881 - 06/24/14 11:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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And we're down again... Could someone please donate her a car, and enough sump pump discharge hose to reach from the tail pipe to the driver's window? Thank you.
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#612896 - 06/25/14 08:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
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This is like following a downward trend in the stock market. At some point she'll be delisted and hit the pink pages.
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#612900 - 06/25/14 10:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Staying with strangers but they don't have ac. Incredible.
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#612901 - 06/25/14 10:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
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It's expensive to get those camper AC's serviced.
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#612905 - 06/25/14 11:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm wondering if she took Lucky with her on her hijinx. The poor dog must be suffering plenty.
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#612944 - 06/25/14 06:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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They were in suburban Vegas, I think. Long ass way from Reno. Still, Hell on Earth.
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