Kacey Jordan is like the make-a-wish foundation for sickos like me. She's not even in the top 50 (100?) pornstars for me, yet I can't think of a better way to drop 10k in a day. It's like walking through an X-rated funhouse. Can you imagine? Fuck the girl, do some shots, call her mom crying , score some coke, have a meltdown, slap her across the face, fuck her in the ass, smoke a bag of meth, eat some pizza, videotape her fucking a homeless dude, have another shot, scratch her with your fingernail, film da latest suey...what a day.