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#583484 - 02/13/13 09:30 PM Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread
Jerkules Offline
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Breakfast 10AM: Hot cross bun, Tastycake brownie, 20oz coffee (light & sweet)

3/4 pk of cigarettes

Lunch 9PM: Apple N Spice Donut, 16oz coffee (light & sweet)

1/4 pk of cigarettes

Dinner 11PM: 1/4 lb'er w/ cheese meal, medium Coke

New pk of cigarettes
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#583485 - 02/13/13 09:49 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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How many lines does a medium coke give you?

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#583486 - 02/13/13 10:03 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
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6x cans of Coke and 2x Fast Fixin'[R] sliders

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#583487 - 02/13/13 10:07 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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That's probably the name of one of his tranny flicks.

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#583498 - 02/13/13 11:21 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
frankie fatale Offline
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lmao^
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#583504 - 02/14/13 12:51 AM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Fast Fixin' sliders are a-great value: 6x for $2.00

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#583506 - 02/14/13 12:59 AM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: drained]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
How many lines does a medium coke give you?


I like that one, but it was soda. I don't do blow, too addictive from what I've seen. Meth is better, but not part of today's unhealthiness.
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#583521 - 02/14/13 08:33 AM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
Fast Fixin' sliders are a-great value:


*panzer humor*"so is your mama."
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#583551 - 02/14/13 03:40 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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2 burritos and a bowl of off brand Coco Puffs. Whole milk. I can just feel the steroids running through my veins.
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#583556 - 02/14/13 04:05 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
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Anyone ever tried real Texas Frito Pie?

Me and my chick whipped some up on Sunday for my free day....Topped it off with hot apple crisp, a la mode.

Since then, I eating nothing that's ever had a face, and no fucking sugar at all. I can now understand why most vegans have poor dispositions.

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#583557 - 02/14/13 04:05 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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Taste any pus? A lot of dairy cows have heavily enlarged udders producing more milk than intended, resulting in inflamation and abscesses - pus. Some documentary mentioned it.

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#583559 - 02/14/13 04:18 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
gia jordan Offline
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I've eaten absolutely nothing today because I'm stressed out.

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#583562 - 02/14/13 04:32 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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Have a shower, bottle the water, sell it as lemonade.

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#583568 - 02/14/13 05:37 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Breakfast 10:30AM: Pork Roll and Cheese on a roll, 20oz coffee (light & sweet)

3/4 pk of cigarettes

2hr Nap

Dinner 8PM: 4 Totinos Pizza Rolls (pepperoni), bowl of Progresso Lentil Soup w/fresh grated parmigiano cheese, plate of Beef Stew, 1 slice of Potato Bread w/butter

Snack: I'll be having some Chocolate Chip Cookies during The Office, that I'm too fat and lazy white trash to make the dough for.

I can feel the weight of my dinner forcing last night's 1/4lber meal around the corner and toward the exit. I hope I dump before The Office starts, cause if I pause it too long, it is going to mess up Suits for me.

Suits has everything. Hot appropriately aged redhead, younger smoking brunette, and a sexy older colored woman that can at least act sane to pick up a paycheck. They been mixing in blonde hotties, 2 so far this season. If they throw in a late teens chink, they will have the fapping rainbow.
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#583570 - 02/14/13 05:55 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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Appropriately aged. If you mean the head secretary slut, she held up.

Gina Torres is okay. Interesting lips.

The ugly partner guy's solid comedy mostly. They mixed it well.

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#583578 - 02/14/13 07:12 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
frankie fatale Offline
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what channel is suits on?it sounds remotely familiar but only by name.that dinner sounds pretty good jerky.and gia whats with the stress?was it the car accident?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#583581 - 02/14/13 07:40 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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USA
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#583584 - 02/14/13 09:27 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: gia jordan]
Jigaloo Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I've eaten absolutely nothing today because I'm stressed out.


Always with the excuses.
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#583596 - 02/15/13 01:33 AM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
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Pulled pork BBQ sandwich and a half pint of bbq beans from Phillip's BBQ on Crenshaw. I take the overflow from the sandwich and mix it into the beans in a lame attempt to mock Brunswick Stew. I gotta guess that meal is about 3 days worth of sodium and fat.
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#583612 - 02/15/13 07:47 AM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Pulled Pork??? Seems you are as much of a Jew as I am a Catholic.
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#583614 - 02/15/13 08:28 AM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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Catholic porn whores're meant to be more twisted than average; his buddy Billy Watson knows this and it's one of his standard whore damage theories during interviews.
Roxy DeVille appeared to fit the description.

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#583634 - 02/15/13 12:00 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Chinese, Pizza and Hot Dogs = the trifecta of food.

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#583728 - 02/16/13 08:56 AM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Yesterday:

Breakfast 9:30AM : Cinnamon Raisin Bagel, toasted w/ butter (they put on way to much butter), 20oz Coffee (light & sweet)

Afternoon: 30mg psuedoephedrine (generic 6hr), 1 pk cigarettes, 2 pillow mints

Dinner 10PM: Burger King Double Whopper Meal, Large coke.

I didn't eat all the fries w/ the meal, as I had to stop short and the bad of food dump off my passenger seat. Also, I RARELY go with the Double Whopper, but shitty traffic kept me from getting home until 10 instead of about 8:45, so I was fucking starving. With about 20% of the sandwich left, I was disgusted with myself, but I dipped it in some ketchup to mask the greezy meat flavor and powered through.

Snack 12AM: 1 Tastycake cupcake, 2 chocolate chip cookies, 1 medium glass of milk.
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#583735 - 02/16/13 10:56 AM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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That doesn't look easily digestible.

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#583788 - 02/16/13 09:35 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
gia jordan Offline
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I'm eating bread right now.

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#583790 - 02/16/13 09:49 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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Kinky while role-playing then.

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#583883 - 02/18/13 08:27 AM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
Jigaloo Offline
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Alex went to Ikea yesterday. He appears to have used one of their carts for his food.





He took some of it home.
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#583884 - 02/18/13 08:35 AM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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That's gonna speed up the frustration process while trying to lose more weight. He took back.

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#583887 - 02/18/13 09:18 AM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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SATURDAY

Breakfast 11:30AM : Sausage, Egg and Cheese on a Kaiser Roll (pepper & ketchup), 20oz Coffee (light & sweet)

Potato Chips

Dinner 8PM: 1/2 DiGiorno Deluxe Pizza, Mellow Yellow

Milk & 4 yellow Oreo Cookies

SUNDAY

Breakfast 7AM: Dunkin Donuts Bran Muffin, 24oz Coffee (l&s)

Lunch 12PM: Boston Cream Donut, Milk

Dinner 8PM: Strip Steak, French Fries, String Beans, Coca Cola

Large piece of Entenman's Cake and a glass of Milk

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I haven't had a beer since the Super Bowl.
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#583907 - 02/18/13 11:55 AM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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So you don't partake, I assume.

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#583908 - 02/18/13 12:10 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Partake in what, beer? I just haven't gone out and I rarely drink at home.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#583909 - 02/18/13 01:04 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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In the calorie counter cult. Pizza, donuts and fries. Then I noticed the title of this thread.

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#583911 - 02/18/13 01:45 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
Ate cookies in the car en route from Las Vegas. Now sitting at the computer noshing on a bag of lettuce at home.

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#583919 - 02/18/13 02:33 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Gia, how many cookies until you start hating yourself?

With me it isn't really a number, it is if my cookie craving takes a second glass of milk, then I know I have gone too far.
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#583924 - 02/18/13 03:38 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Zero cookies.



Most usual sweets contain far too much sugar for me to actually like them, organic alternatives generally aren't as sweet, but still probably not very healthy.

I don't get the appeal and craving anymore. About the same with fast food.
It's basically all bullshit, overpriced and toxic.

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#583928 - 02/18/13 04:19 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
Jigaloo Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Gia, how many cookies until you start hating yourself?


She needs cookies to do that?
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#583931 - 02/18/13 05:28 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
gia jordan Offline
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These were home made cookies. I don't really crave store bought sweets. I don't like sugar tasting stuff.

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#583934 - 02/18/13 06:57 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
JasonH Offline
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Part of me can't help but think that the food prepared by someone with an eating disorder would make the shit coming from Panzer's kitchen of horrors look like food worthy of a few michelin stars.
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#583935 - 02/18/13 07:10 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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Don't stop now.

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#583956 - 02/18/13 08:45 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
I'd eat at a resteraunt or see a band called Kitchen of Horrors.

5 Oreo Birthday Cake filled. 8oz'er of 2% chilled in the freezer 45 minutes. Nectar o' the gods.
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#583959 - 02/18/13 09:03 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Speaking of birthday cake and unhealthy, I seen a Friendly's Ice Cream Pizza in the grocery store. Thin layer of ice cream on a brownie crust. I didn't blow a load in my pants, but my dick got hard and was drippin pre cum.

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#583965 - 02/18/13 09:20 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
frankie fatale Offline
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that does look pretty hard on inducing.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#583977 - 02/18/13 10:14 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
Baked Brie atop thin pear slices. While I'm in bed reading a book.

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#583978 - 02/18/13 10:17 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: Jerkules]
frankie fatale Offline
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sounds good^.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#583989 - 02/18/13 11:48 PM Re: Unhealthy & Not Very Fit Thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Baked Brie atop thin pear slices. While I'm in bed reading a book.

Were they paper-thin?

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