Tom Bihn Tri-Star travel bag, $380.00. A little pricey but 20 years ago I got my cock sucked because some hippie chick staying in the Chungking Mansions in Hong Kong recognized the Tom Bihn label on a messenger bag I was carrying. It marked me as affluent yet hip, just the sort of thing that's like catnip for girls travelling around on Daddy's dime before heading to graduate school. Those were the days. Clinging to such memories is sometimes all we have.

I'll report back if this gets some Singapore Girl on the Admiral's knob one of these trips. Probably not.