20 units of Botox $119
2 liters water at Family Dollar. $1
4 lbs beets at farmer co-op. $2

[panzer]Dr. Boris would have given you Botox for $115, 3 litres of water are $1 at Ike's Shop N' Save, and I'll steal 4 lbs of beets from my Grandma and sell them to you for $1.50[/panzer]

How long does the Botox paralyze the muscles?

Could you use it on your asshole to help get through an anal gangbang? Would it lock up or loosen up the sphincter? If lock up, can it be used on a sloppy cunt?

3 or 4 months is my usual duration for Botox.

Oddly, Jerkules, that question would be best answered by my new Botox doctor I discovered today. She's a former gynecologist back in Armenia. I am not making this up. Los Angeles is weird, man.

Well, next time you see that ho, ask her for me.

Call her and ask. The name of the place is on my Foursquare. I'm Gia Jordan on Foursquare.

Would be a good phony phone call.

"Yes. Hello Miss Botox Lady. I have some questions about the Botox......"

May I ask why you choose Botox over something like restylane or the others? I haven't really taken the time to learn about all of the various injections that are out there now.

It tastes better on seaweed.

2 different things. Restylane, Juvaderm, pearlessance (however you spell it) are fillers. Botox is used for eye and forehead area. I sometimes pump up my lips with fillers but not often since I'm not rich enough to do everything I want. Besides, though they numb you, filler injections fucking hurt!!!! Botox doesn't. Temporary solutions aren't worth pain. Permanent solutions? Bring it on; I don't care.

Fillers are also great for ridding of nasal labial folds aka the deep grooves from nose to lips due to aging. Mine are barely noticable, so it'd be wasting money at this point unless I was hosting Fox News everyday and my job was to be political pundit HDTV masturbation fodder. The people I've seen those results on, I swear it took 5 years off their age.

A more permanent solution to fillers albeit way more $$$$, is lipo any area on the body then use that fat as filler. 80% of it stays permanent and evenly. It's unreal- they harvest the fat in this spinning device for a month so it's ready to be used as your filler. So, you're looking at lipo, harvesting, and fat transfer. Pricey. But depends on how often you feel the need for temporary fillers that last 3 months vs pricey permanent solution.

Back on topic:

Sunglasses $4 hollywd blvd.
Mr Clean Magic Erasers. $0.99 99 Cent Store
Long, tight hip length black tank top $6 Forever21
1 Ltr water $0.49 Trader Joe

Damn, thank you for the info., that made it much easier to understand now.

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Finally replaced my cheap Costco dinnerware that was meant to be replaced a year ago.

Scored on solid porcelain dinnerware and serving ware total of $400, saved $360.

3 month supply of Ortho-Tri-Cyclen Lo for $20. Health insurance saved $384.

Organic ground lamb for $4.99 a pound.

2x Freschetta pizzas for $9.00
1x Snapple for $0.96
1x pocket rocket for $3.00
1x file folder for $16.88
1x Lowel DP light with 4-way barndoors and lightbulb for $105.00 shipped
4x neo anal beads for $16.80:

simple polo shirt. these cool leather shoes by vans for like 40 bucks.

They got simple polo shirts for $4 at the national liquidator's.

Ulta haul. On top of all these savings, I got an additional 20% off. Membership!

False eyelashes 3 for $10
Maybelline Age Rewind Concealer. (Supposedly erases dark spots over time due to vit C. I'm used to paying $30 for MAC so whatever). $10
Rimmel quad shadow. Was $9. Now $1
Rimmel deep blue eyeliner. Was $7. Now $1
Crest toothpaste. 3D White Lux/ Glamorous White $5.99
Urban Decay lip gloss sampler. On clearance $9

EOTech 512 Holographic gun sight
2X 3rd gen Magpul 30 round magazines
500 rounds 5.56 by Federal
440 rounds WW2 surplus Soviet made 7.62X54mmR for the Mosin

Close-Up toothpaste for $0.75

a cashmere sweater for 5 bucks at a garage sale

What?! I'm jealous! I love garage sales. And cashmere.

Bag of weed. Everything's better with a bag of weed. $260/oz.

I wanted to asked what percentage of it is anti-freeze. Then I realized I should first ask why you bought toothpaste?

Just went back and found an fucking super nice Paul Smith plaid shirt from another guy there. 20 bucks and it fits me like a glove.
And the dude went and got us tacos. What a fucking good day off.

I bought a set of those once when I was under house arrest. I was required to have phones that had no features.

1000 Mile Boots



Some Maui Jim sunglasses to replace my pair that fell into the Kenai River while fishing for sockeye salmon.

Welcome back homey.

Just got a dozen or so shirts from the chick from this line. Nice linen and cotton stuff. The Guyaberra's are good for a laugh around these parts and look right snappy, I must say.

Carribean @ Dillard's

$297 on sale from Alice and Olivia. I need it for a special occasion in a few weeks.

[http]http://www.aliceandolivia.com/shira-strpls-eblshd-pltd-st-ds.html[/http]

Oh, and add the owner, Stacy, to the non-porn girls I'd like to fuck thread.

Metronidazole.

Some bitch gave me a nasty infection the other week.

Oz. from White James. $250. I guess the transaction was a bit of a nail biter. He's taken to meeting behind a strip mall, by the dumpster, a block or so from his work. The girl went to do the deal. She said as she was wheeling up there, a cop car came her direction, then one rolls up from her left. She just kept going and went around to the front...to a grocery store. He wheeled around, laughed about the close call, did the deed. It's legal here, but the regs for transacting haven't been hammered out. So selling is still quasi- illegal. No one knows exactly how quasi tho. Getting caught would be a hassle at best.

Send us a link to where she is on LoadMyMouth.com

I'm in Vegas for a few days..!!


$700 Dollar haircut..


And I dropped 10 K on these five pigs last night..FYI The redhead had a smelly cunt..

I don't believe you had a $700 haircut. Even Kim Vo who charges $400 in his Vegas salon for women's haircuts wouldn't charge a man that even if he had color done. The only way I can imagine you being charged $700 for hair is if you had cut, color, and EXTENSIONS.

I find this post unbeweavable.

2nd from left will not age well.

think carpet AND drapes.

Extensions on the carpet?

All this stuff plus another can of Gridlock, all for $29.38 at Aldi's:



Was really thirsty on my way home, so I cracked-open a can of Gridlock and a minute or so the transfer bus arrived to the bus stop. There were no garbage cans so I just left the half-full can on the sidewalk and some black guy with the duffel bag asked me if I was going to finish it [the can], to which I replied "no". 5 or so seconds later he asked if it was a Monster and if I was going to finish it, to which I replied "yes" and "no". He then began talking about how Monster tastes like Mountain Dew and that he does not like it, because it tastes like caffeine. Long story short: I had to talk to him for the next 12 or so minutes about Monster, Aldi, Mountain Dew and caffeine within sodas. I don't like these kinds of chats because they are pointless if the person is not into sodas. He probably thought that I was from the gym too because I had a duffel bag with me [full of 12-pack of Dr. Dazzle, 40oz can of mini beef raviolis, cole slaw salad, beef sticks and fruit pies].

A Rock Island Arms 1911 .38 super and some ammo. 5 hunnert bucks

little extendo thingy to plug my bike lights into my PC to charge them.

NYC Marriage License Record: $15.00
Gas:$25
Tolls: $27
Parking (1hr): $23

Time: 5hrs, w/ no A/C in the mini van.

No dirty water dog and Snapple!?!

Yep, fucker didn't have knish though, so I got a dirty water dog with mustard and a soft pretzel for $5. I had 1/2 a Lipton Tea No Lemon tea from my ride in.

Where's the honeymoon?

Molly Shannon's kid book for my little neice.

I'm tired of trimming my balls and face with the same trimmer, so I bought this one:

Alex, don't the ball cheez help it glide across your face smoother?



It was at Mt. Airy Lodge in 1964.

I'm getting my mother's documents together to get her ass on Social Security. She could have been collecting for the past 13 years, but she's f'n nuts.

There's no ball cheeze, cause I wipe them with Cuties brand of baby wipes.