When Last we saw this slut she was doing this




Then she read a book and said this



The proud ASU whore monger grad and often injured $50 million PATs man went to vegas and did this



Then this happens





The Next day this makes headlines

yawn.in more important news according to porn fidelity.com, alanah rae is back after popping out her kid.

Love me some Alanah Rae.

I'm glad Bibi Jones is back. More hot chicks like Bibi Jones and Rikki Sixx please!!! Let's get porn back on track!

South said Bibi flaked on her first 2 shoots. Too bad they can't do a brain implant on that broad.

I wish the ugly ones would flake on shoots instead.

Is BiBi Jones or Britney Beth back?
One's a brand name and probably - well - intellectual property while the other's the name of a gonzo whore.
More gonzo money given a certain name recognition or pseudo porn stardom with just so much glamour all around?

Rikki Six. She's about as scene Barbie as the current porn pool seems to allow, yet might be in poisoned fish territory for some. More looking like her and faking like, say, Maddy O'Reilly might be good, as she does a good job getting fucked while begging to get choked, hit and spit on.

Where did South say that and was it Mike South or Jim South, Jerky?

And what's wrong with porn specifically? I thought it was all part of the show.

Yes, I love Maddy's look and performance. Add her to my hot list.

i think porn fidelity.com is help bringing porn back.

lisa ann pf trailer

bridgette b

beverly paige


gia i think youll like bailey skye^


shes got the same petite barbie doll look as rikki sixx.very jerkable.

Because it's the same whore, figgs. The tits must've blinded you if you're not trolling.

Elegant Angel obviously has some sort of Spiegler Girls subscription and rake in some that way.

Manwin makes money.

Porn will live.

so thats rikki sixx with a different name?

Most obviously so.

ok big daddy how bout this whore?




nikita von james:barbie fuckdoll for hire.

This one blinded you as well. Asking what Rikki Six and Bailey Skye have in common. Are you serious?!

you said they were the same broad.

Totally dif. First off, rikki's tits face the way they're supposed to.

and with that pipe d the gargoyle of trolling was knocked off of his perch above xpt.

He took an extra round, another pass, just enough to see if it was worth it. It looked as if it wasn't - Yes, these people had stuff figured out their own way.

The tits on Nikita Von James look as if the're related to Madison Ivy's, placement and orientation included. She doesn't seeem to find work these days...

He's certainly not "The Gangster of Love."

I saw Bibi feature earlier last year and she literally walked around the stage to music that is typically played in between the house dancers showcase on stage. The house girls got more stage attention than she did. I felt embarrassed for her but clearly that was her choice. :-/ Hopefully it was only because she wanted out of the biz.

You mean like Girls Girls Girls...or
That song by 2Unlimited
We Will Rock You
Sandstorm by Darude
Final Countdown

So many generic showcase songs. I hated clubs that made you do the showcase even if you were just about to dance for a customer and make money. I ignored it once in Seattle and they punished me by making me work day shift for a week.

^How much did you charge for a lapdances, presuming this wasn't a feature dancing gig?

The club sets the prices for house dancers.

So, the obvious question is, what was the house price for lap dances and how often did you do them?

Same damn price dances are and were since the dawn of time.
A lot. I like money.

20 bucks, what a deal! How much more if I wanted a lap dance from you to Angel Of Death?

Have you ever been to a strip club? You get a lap dance to whatever is playing which is decided by the girl dancing on stage. Because it's her stage set. Idiot.

Nope, never been to a strip club, hoe. A little touchy there today, huh Gia. So I guess a lap dance to Angel Of Death is out of the question.

Let me guess. You're Mr. I'm Too Good to Go to a Strip Club.

In 2000 the honeys always wanted to dance to the most creepiest "baby makin'" music there is. To annoy them back I'd have the DJ play whatever metal music he wanted to play. The best part is that a lot of girls didn't like going on stage and just wanted to hustle so they'd throw me up there on stage in place of them. So the grumpy bitches suddenly started showing up for their stage dances because they couldn't handle any form of rock music. Good times!

Not at all, just call me Mr. Sarcasm in regards to my preceding posts. Strip clubs are great if you like going broke paying for overpriced drinks and being hustled by hoes who view most patrons as suckas.

Why would customers be considered suckers? The only dancers who think customers are suckers, don't feel confident in the experience they're providing.

80% of my girlfriends have been strippers. I guess I'm just too good looking plus as a psychopath I'm exude familiarity.

Whores with doubts. Feelings next? Order.

That is the wrong attitude to take to a strip club. I prefer going in and and acting like I do here, a completely depraved perv. It helps keep away the strippers looking for suckers and sparks interesting conversations with the ones that are truly depraved whores.

what jerky said... strip clubs are like theme parks. yes you're going to get smoked on drinks so if you need to get fucked up do it before you get there if it's really that big of a deal. otherwise i cant think of a better way to spend time with a few close friends drinking and hanging out surrounded by pussy.

I always used to smoke a doobie on the drive, so I wasn't going in cold. Drinking to catch up can get pricey.

Also, there are plenty of places driving distance from me that are BYOB. Couple times we did sham bachelor parties and about 10 of us rolled into DayDreams in Philly w/ a keg. $20 cover is fine when you are bringing your own beer and gazing upon a myriad of waxed anuses.

The best dancers bend over and wink their assholes at you. Earned a few bucks extra from me. [back in my drankin days].

I had an idea. A televised trivia contest between Bibi Jones and Kacey Jordan. Fuck you Super Bowl ratings!

Failing to get both to agree to it, my secondary idea is one of them taking the GED test.

i know i've said it before but montreal is simply the. best. city for strip clubs. full nude and full bar with hookers serving shots equals win for everyone.

second is vancouver. i swear i met ryan phillipe in a strip club after a preds canucks game one time. i can't confirm it because i was fucked up and my older brother is lame.
i miss my 20's.

Did you blow him?

look where you went with that?. something you want to share?.

I was talking about Ryan Philippe, not your brother. I'm not a Foxx.

go on... let it out jig. you've taken a big step.

I was having a Figgs moment.

i wouldn't use the past tense just yet.

I think I have already shared my story of seeing a young Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson at a strip club in Boston, and not realizing it till months later cause I was sooooo stoned in the joint. No idea the dude he was there with.

North Jersey strip clubs in the vicinity of Newark Airport used to be littered w/ WWE guys.

That sounds like a good plan but taking the other extreme can have the same results. If you act like you are bored by it all and completely jaded, the sucker seekers won't waste their time on you, but the depraved whores will view you as a challenge and give you their best shot. It has worked well for me more than once and I've been inside a strip club less than a dozen times in my entire life.

There is a new club called Downtown that is fucking excellent. It's chill like Wanda's (mellow bouncers etc) but still crazy enough to keep the squares and frat boys out.