Let me guess. You're Mr. I'm Too Good to Go to a Strip Club.
Not at all, just call me Mr. Sarcasm in regards to my preceding posts. Strip clubs are great if you like going broke paying for overpriced drinks and being hustled by hoes who view most patrons as suckas.
That is the wrong attitude to take to a strip club. I prefer going in and and acting like I do here, a completely depraved perv. It helps keep away the strippers looking for suckers and sparks interesting conversations with the ones that are truly depraved whores.
That sounds like a good plan but taking the other extreme can have the same results. If you act like you are bored by it all and completely jaded, the sucker seekers won't waste their time on you, but the depraved whores will view you as a challenge and give you their best shot. It has worked well for me more than once and I've been inside a strip club less than a dozen times in my entire life.
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