#582394 - 02/03/1307:43 AMBronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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Brony bashing is a subject that's been near and dear to my heart for quite some time now. I have a lot of bottled up rage concerning this fandom and it's time I let it all out. Now, anyone who's been around the internet probably knows what I'm talking about, but to those who don't, let me just enlighten you a bit.
October of 2010 was a dreadful month. Controversy erupted as Linda Norgrove, a British aid working in Afghanistan was captured by the Taliban, and died as the result of what may or may not have been friendly fire by US forces. France was thrown into turmoil and protest when the suggested retirement age was raised from 60 to 62. Explosive materials were found on a plane bound for the US from Yemen resulting in a terrorist scare. Yeah, shit was bad, but nothing, and I stress NOTHING could compare to the sheer horror and lunacy that followed when the UPN decided to launch a new show. A cute, innocent, little show that was designed to teach little girls about the power of friendship and tolerance.
Evil itself, my friends. Adolf Hitler himself would shy away at the atrocities that would follow.
The show was a hit. The network and creators were proud that they created something bright and colorful and just so full of positive values that nothing bad could possibly come out of it? Right?
Not so fast, faggot. The demographic........changed. While the little girls were too busy chatting up pedo's on Facebook and cutting their wrists for Justin Bieber, a new swarm of human filth swooped in to embrace this show and call it their own. Dear God, what have they wrought?
Meet the bronies
Charming
This is an atom in the universe, folks. This fandom reaches far into the outer-reaches of the human condition. There will be pedophilia, depression, dark recesses, idiocy, and everyting in between. So come on in. Laugh with me. Cry with me. Pop a fistful of Diphenhydramine and sit back, strap in, and follow me on this journey into madness. It's going to be a long, scary ride. But your tour guide is here. I'll make sure everyone gets off safe. More to come. Dear God, have mercy on us all..........
#582395 - 02/03/1307:58 AMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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Alright. I needed a smoke and a moment of clarity. It's snowy out. The big game is on tonight, and I'm trapped in hell with a pack of ciggarettes, a lighter, and a twisting and turning furious dragon beating in my chest ready to burn it all down.
So first and foremost, the question begs: what exactly is a brony? Let's take the base defintion and we'll go from there. I mean, there's only fucking 5000 defintions out there, so you know, I have to pic one and display it herelkjoijidonAKJDOIOIJ------------- ! ! !
Sorry. This is a hard thread to write. Focus.
Let's start over. Here we go:
Brony- Fans of the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. According to BronyStudy, the age of bronies ranges from 14 to 57, with the average age being 21 years old. The fandom is predominantly male, with approximately 86% of bronies being male. The term "brony" applies to both the male and female fans of the show, although the term "pegasister" is occasionally used to identify the female fans. There is a large misconception in the sexual orientation of bronies, as many non-bronies and anti-bronies claim that bronies are gay. The truth is that, according to BronyStudy, approximately 84% of bronies described themselves as heterosexual, 1.7% described themselves as homosexual, 10.3% described themselves as bisexual and 3.8% as asexual. This is about an average distribution of sexual orientation. "I started watching MLP:FiM yesterday." "Oh, so you're a brony?" *brohoof*
#582396 - 02/03/1308:11 AMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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You know, when this first came to light, I thought it was a joke.
Poe's law states:
Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.
The core of Poe's law is that a parody of something extreme by nature becomes impossible to differentiate from sincere extremism. A corollary of Poe's law is the reverse phenomenon: sincere fundamentalist beliefs being mistaken for a parody of that belief
Now, I'm a fan of wrestling. Not near as much as I used to be, but I still pine for the old days. After awhile, I noticed a disturbing trend. Everybody on the message boards had Ponys for avatars. Their names all changed from the usual bullshit to things like "Pinky Pie" and "Rainbow Dash". Some of these assholes, in a complete state of sexual confusion and utter loneliness started mixing their wrestling enthusiasm with their MLP (abbreviating it makes me slightly less angry) entusiasm.
It's like peanut butter and fucking chocolate!!!!
So, it had to be a joke, right? NO. No it wasn't. This was a real fucking thing, and the outreach of these miserably misguided morons went far,far beyond the world of wrestling. Name one fucking thing and there's at least 100 neckbearded lonely fucking virgins mixing it up with MLP.
Now, anyone who feels they are distanced from this, take a stroll around the net. All I typed into google image was "my" and what was the first result? My Little FUCKING Pony. And people wonder why the world is shit?
#582399 - 02/03/1308:48 AMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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Now, we all have our likes and dislikes. Maybe someone here secretly dances in their living room to Nikki Minaj. Maybe someone here ducks out of site, takes off their pants and reads some Nora Roberts books. Hey man, to each their own in that respect. What society doesn't know can't hurt them, right? But once you start validating your life through that particular thing. Once you start buying the merchandise and uselessly shoving that notion down other's throats that want absolutely nothing to with that particular thing, you will fall hard to circumstances. It's the way of the world, and these guys are have been choking on other's disdain for the past three years, and it's only getting worse.
A lot of the hate seems to stem from the over-sexualization of a little girl's cartoon. Bronies will adamantly defend that this is not the case and that all the love comes from the companionship themes, the amazing animation, and the subtle mature humor of the show. But get a group of bronies chatting and the conversation will almost always turn sexual. You can only discuss your "favorite pony" **cringe** so goddamn much before the conversation inevitably turns to "which pony would you like to fuck".
Now, I bet you don't believe me. And don't give me any of that "rule 34" bullshit. Yes, every fandom has a porn association but most of that has much more to do with trolling and artistic people with a lack of subject matter. Let me just put into a picture. I'm not that great of a writer:
#582406 - 02/03/1309:28 AMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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I understand your anger. At the rate we are going, in 2 generations homos will have taken over the country. I have one question for you though: Which group is more worthy of a one way trip to a renovated Treblinka, the Bronies or the Juggalos?
Maybe we should attempt to start a war? You know, we could pretend we are the handful of jew bankers that run the world and attempt to manufacture conflict. Not for monetary gains, but purely for LOLs. Are there Bronie boards? Can we pose as Bronies to raid a Juggalo board and incite some melting? In the lineage of "Remember the Maine", the Gulf of Tonkin and WMD, there should come a pic of Shaggy 2 Dope getting ass raped by a MLP.
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#582416 - 02/03/1310:36 AMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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That is a seriously tough question, Jerk. Juggalos or bronies? I have a lot of anger towards both. Now, I'll be the first to admit that ICP are funny guys. Some of the lyrics on their old records are actually pretty good. Good as in funny. Now, while the music was just more of an aknowledgement towards appreciated humor, it was **fucking shocker here, people** their wrestling color commmentary they did on the old DVD's and for their own federation (JCW) that really sold me on those two guys as funny-ass individuals. They had an air of vulgarity and bufoonery that I can identify with. Not as much as I used to, but I think I'd still giggle here and there. Now, their fanbase is probably about 99.9% white trash scumfucks that look like they'd be just unbearable to be around for more than about 35 seconds, but it's what to be expected. There was never any hope there for these people to begin with. The ridicoulous rapping clowns just gave them something to unite over. At least they're getting laid.
These bronies, on the other hand, are something entirely different. All of the most active wrestling forums out there are just fucking full of em'. Now, granted I'm just looking for news or good discussion, but seeing all of this pony bullshit really cramps my fucking style while trying to kill time. Plus, it's a cartoon FOR LITTLE GIRLS. Now, I've never ran into a real deal brony in the physical world. They have much more of an internet presence than real world. But that's what makes them so hard to indentify. They don't wear their shirts out all the time. That asshole shopping for cheese and crackers blockin yo' fucking aisle could just go home at night, jerk it to a kid's cartoon, then continue to pollute the internet with their absurd fucking fandom. I find something more despisable in that. Juggalos are fascinating in the least, bronies are just fags.
Look at that, even the creators of the show are fed up with this fucking nonsense. Now, I'll be the first to admit, these guys are fucking straight for the most part. They just have no fucking clue how to interact on that level. They've become so far ensconced in their virginity and self-hate, that they've imploded inward.
Raids are useless. You think I'm the only one that's not enraged at the depravity of the human race? It's beating a damn damn horse (no pun inteded), it's better to just sorround them with your concern for their rape suppression. Bronies are worse man. Come to think of it, bronies are much worse.
That is a seriously tough question, Jerk. Juggalos or bronies? I have a lot of anger towards both. Now, I'll be the first to admit that ICP are funny guys. Some of the lyrics on their old records are actually pretty good. Good as in funny. Now, while the music was just more of an aknowledgement towards appreciated humor, it was **fucking shocker here, people** their wrestling color commmentary they did on the old DVD's and for their own federation (JCW) that really sold me on those two guys as funny-ass individuals. They had an air of vulgarity and bufoonery that I can identify with. Not as much as I used to, but I think I'd still giggle here and there. Now, their fanbase is probably about 99.9% white trash scumfucks that look like they'd be just unbearable to be around for more than about 35 seconds, but it's what to be expected. There was never any hope there for these people to begin with. The ridicoulous rapping clowns just gave them something to unite over. At least they're getting laid.
These bronies, on the other hand, are something entirely different. All of the most active wrestling forums out there are just fucking full of em'. Now, granted I'm just looking for news or good discussion, but seeing all of this pony bullshit really cramps my fucking style while trying to kill time. Plus, it's a cartoon FOR LITTLE GIRLS. Now, I've never ran into a real deal brony in the physical world. They have much more of an internet presence than real world. But that's what makes them so hard to indentify. They don't wear their shirts out all the time. That asshole shopping for cheese and crackers blockin yo' fucking aisle could just go home at night, jerk it to a kid's cartoon, then continue to pollute the internet with their absurd fucking fandom. I find something more despisable in that. Juggalos are fascinating in the least, bronies are just fags.
Look at that, even the creators of the show are fed up with this fucking nonsense. Now, I'll be the first to admit, these guys are fucking straight for the most part. They just have no fucking clue how to interact on that level. They've become so far ensconced in their virginity and self-hate, that they've imploded inward.
Raids are useless. You think I'm the only one that's not enraged at the depravity of the human race? It's beating a damn damn horse (no pun inteded), it's better to just sorround them with your concern for their rape suppression. Bronies are worse man. Come to think of it, bronies are much worse.
Jeez, just become a broney... it's your only hope.
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#582476 - 02/04/1301:31 PMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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Originally Posted By: CanHead
Originally Posted By: fartz
That is a seriously tough question, Jerk. Juggalos or bronies? I have a lot of anger towards both. Now, I'll be the first to admit that ICP are funny guys. Some of the lyrics on their old records are actually pretty good. Good as in funny. Now, while the music was just more of an aknowledgement towards appreciated humor, it was **fucking shocker here, people** their wrestling color commmentary they did on the old DVD's and for their own federation (JCW) that really sold me on those two guys as funny-ass individuals. They had an air of vulgarity and bufoonery that I can identify with. Not as much as I used to, but I think I'd still giggle here and there. Now, their fanbase is probably about 99.9% white trash scumfucks that look like they'd be just unbearable to be around for more than about 35 seconds, but it's what to be expected. There was never any hope there for these people to begin with. The ridicoulous rapping clowns just gave them something to unite over. At least they're getting laid.
These bronies, on the other hand, are something entirely different. All of the most active wrestling forums out there are just fucking full of em'. Now, granted I'm just looking for news or good discussion, but seeing all of this pony bullshit really cramps my fucking style while trying to kill time. Plus, it's a cartoon FOR LITTLE GIRLS. Now, I've never ran into a real deal brony in the physical world. They have much more of an internet presence than real world. But that's what makes them so hard to indentify. They don't wear their shirts out all the time. That asshole shopping for cheese and crackers blockin yo' fucking aisle could just go home at night, jerk it to a kid's cartoon, then continue to pollute the internet with their absurd fucking fandom. I find something more despisable in that. Juggalos are fascinating in the least, bronies are just fags.
Look at that, even the creators of the show are fed up with this fucking nonsense. Now, I'll be the first to admit, these guys are fucking straight for the most part. They just have no fucking clue how to interact on that level. They've become so far ensconced in their virginity and self-hate, that they've imploded inward.
Raids are useless. You think I'm the only one that's not enraged at the depravity of the human race? It's beating a damn damn horse (no pun inteded), it's better to just sorround them with your concern for their rape suppression. Bronies are worse man. Come to think of it, bronies are much worse.
Jeez, just become a broney... it's your only hope.
Another calling card for the brony collect is their avid and completely blind steadfast defense of their subject-matter. I was waiting for one to enter the thread and start up. What, if I may ask, is it my only hope for?
#582489 - 02/04/1303:38 PMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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i looked at the pic and it took me a little while to realize the blue one was a guy.thats only because the green one is so butch and ugly.
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#582493 - 02/04/1303:53 PMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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I'm to the point where it means very little what a chick looks like face to face. This one's butt gives me the idea she would look fine enough bent over, I'd hit it.
She could wear the tail if she wants, but tuggin on it won't lead to tears, so I'll still be pulling the hair on her head. I'd use the tail to wipe my cock clean when I'm done.
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#582504 - 02/04/1306:30 PMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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it's so fucken sad i can't find the hate on this one. it's like kids born inside out, dead puppies, or the the person that decided it was a good idea to exploit the sandy hook choir knowing that ray lewis was on the field
shit like that leaves me speechless.
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#582507 - 02/04/1306:37 PMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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I feel worse for society and the future thereof than for these neckbearded virgins. I could let it go and just pity their sorry existence if it wasn't for thier insistence on defending this fucking tripe. They can talk about their faggot pony show all over the place, but don't dare state in oposite opinion. They'll start following you around spamming you with their miserable bullshit and attempt to dox you and all that. It's fucking sad. Not that I'd expect better from this particular group of individuals, but regressing from the D&D table to the goddamn MLP convention is just too much. They need to be exposed, humiliated, and ultimately destroyed.
#582508 - 02/04/1306:42 PMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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Look at this delusional chucklefuck. He's mad because a coloring book for little girls is marketed towards little girls. This guy needs to get hit by a fucking freight train. Nothing of value would be lost.
#582518 - 02/04/1307:20 PMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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Aye aye Cap'n. I laughed so hard at "delusional chucklefuck" that I'm down for anything. I ever encounter a bronie in real life, I'll post the police report.
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#582961 - 02/09/1309:20 AMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Overlooked in all this Brony business is the fact that Russell Brand has swallowed Jonah Hill.
that happened in a trailer on the set of get him to the greek.
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Another calling card for the brony collect is their avid and completely blind steadfast defense of their subject-matter. I was waiting for one to enter the thread and start up. What, if I may ask, is it my only hope for?
Enjoying wrestling? Porno? Well, you work in a sex-shop...do a lot of brony's come in? And when they do, what porn do they watch? Who is their favorite wrestler? I mean, without stone cold to model themselves on, you can see why wrestling fans would take up My Little Pony. It's sad but understandable.
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Edited by CanHead (02/10/1306:24 AM) Edit Reason: adding stuff
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#583076 - 02/10/1307:47 AMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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Enjoying wrestling is tough these days. It's more nostalgia than anything. I've only ran into bronies on the internet. I work in a sex shop to make easy money. I enjoy porn like an accountant enjoys numbers. Nice that your hiding behind an alt these days.
Enjoying wrestling is tough these days. It's more nostalgia than anything. I've only ran into bronies on the internet. I work in a sex shop to make easy money. I enjoy porn like an accountant enjoys numbers. Nice that your hiding behind an alt these days.
Dude, I'm not anyone's alt... at least I don't think so. Perhaps I am several people, but I'm not aware of them being forum people. Anyway, I was hoping you could speak to the brony lifestyle, but since you only seem to know of them on the internet, I suppose you can't answer any questions really. Oh well.
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#585684 - 03/14/1312:12 PMRe: Bronies- Are You Fuckers Ready To HATE??!!
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