#587478 - 03/31/1304:14 PMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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drained
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Kelly Divine - Under average face. That her nose and not her clit look like bodybuilding's a step up in the special needs submission department. Crooked teeth, a niche rump with just too much and shitty nineties tits. Too popular.
Jigaloo
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
How fucking stupid are you? You're a waste of your daddy's semen.
To whom was this directed?
I only ask since it could be so universally applied on our board.
Much like yelling "lying whore!!" at an AVN porn convention.
The idiot obsessed with penis.
Wait, that could be Tritone or Figgs. The moron who quoted my/PD's entire list of 146 pw, then asked about Kelly Divine. A normal person would have just posted some photos about her but he's stupid.
#588731 - 04/13/1310:29 PMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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drained
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Jessica Nyx - Barely average whore front, complicated results on the tits - just like Nicole Aniston, actually. Okay pussy and ass. Stocky. Shitty ink all over. A "Nympho" tramp stamp in 2013. How refreshing. Lousy faking. Forgettable.
#588753 - 04/14/1309:32 AMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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frankie fatale
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
little lord fauntleroy the earl of pouting thomas's
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#588796 - 04/14/1301:18 PMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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Jerkules
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Whores Pipe already critiqued in this thread.
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#588821 - 04/14/1304:09 PMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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drained
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Kayla Green - Under average face, mediocre tits. Solid ink.
Madison Chandler - Under average face, okay tits, nice pussy and ass. She's probably hanging on to some excercise regime. Once anything comes in its way, it's so over. Standard faking.
#589189 - 04/17/1307:17 PMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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drained
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Kortney Kane - Nerdy, slightly horsy face with solid tuning, under average results on the implants, nice pussy and ass. Fit. Okay faking. Not bad.
Veronica Vice - Nice face with good upgrade care, thus Serious Aftermarket Dick-Sucking Lips, average results on the inplants, with shitty scars though, juicy-to-thick ass with nice inputs. Some shitty ink. Solid faking. Good over all.
#589228 - 04/18/1306:38 AMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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Jerkules
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Eh, figured she was nuts cause she is a whore. Thanks for the confirmation.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
#589277 - 04/18/1307:31 PMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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drained
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Madison Ivy - Nice face, good tits, hot cunt, tight ass, toned well, fakes well - well, a good specimen. Good in every upgrade stage. The bronzed pot whore level delivers most.
#589483 - 04/20/1311:42 PMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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drained
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Trenchant criticism. Hopeless.
Aryana Augustine - Nice, heavily upgraded face with SADSL, implants which either need to settle because they're new or oddly placed, nice pussy and ass. Moderately fit. Good faking. Brazzers wants perverts to think she took dick in one released scene while IAFD suggests something else. Standard whore.
#589756 - 04/24/1304:31 AMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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Originally Posted By: mallocup
Mischa Brooks - Average face with pronounced beak, possibly economy DSL and witchy ovality. Lame tits, so the absence of a frontal shot's no loss. Hefty, too jiggly ass. No wonder. Solid ports. In need of toning. Lousy faking. Under average over all.
Ella Milano - Averagish face with some ADSL. Nice tits and pussy. Juicy ass. Toned. Solid faking. Standard whore.
#589759 - 04/24/1306:26 AMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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A hopeless play. Salvageable for something indirectly though.
There's a possibility that she had surgery to enlarge her lips, sometimes referred to as Dick-Sucking Lips. There are the Serious Aftermarket Dick-Sucking Lips, too, but those need experienced operating room artists and substantial commitment.
#589764 - 04/24/1308:09 AMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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mallocup
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
A hopeless play. Salvageable for something indirectly though.
There's a possibility that she had surgery to enlarge her lips, sometimes referred to as Dick-Sucking Lips. There are the Serious Aftermarket Dick-Sucking Lips, too, but those need experienced operating room artists and substantial commitment.
#589766 - 04/24/1309:57 AMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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frankie fatale
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
A hopeless play. Salvageable for something indirectly though.
There's a possibility that she had surgery to enlarge her lips, sometimes referred to as Dick-Sucking Lips. There are the Serious Aftermarket Dick-Sucking Lips, too, but those need experienced operating room artists and substantial commitment.
Her face looks "long," giving her a witchy touch.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
A hopeless play. Salvageable for something indirectly though.
There's a possibility that she had surgery to enlarge her lips, sometimes referred to as Dick-Sucking Lips. There are the Serious Aftermarket Dick-Sucking Lips, too, but those need experienced operating room artists and substantial commitment.
#589786 - 04/24/1306:07 PMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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pekay
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
[quote=mallocup]
Mischa Brooks - Average face with pronounced beak, possibly economy DSL and witchy ovality. Lame tits, so the absence of a frontal shot's no loss. Hefty, too jiggly ass. No wonder. Solid ports. In need of toning. Lousy faking. Under average over all.
her nose is terrible it's super thick skinned as well, her spacing is also pure shit
with that beind said I have jerked off to her a few times
#589791 - 04/24/1306:54 PMRe: While The Whores Gently WeePeD
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J.B.
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Lousy faking.
Originally Posted By: PulpeD
shitty faking.
Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Solid faking.
Pipsqueak? Hi. Some of us in the audience were curious how you were able to make these determinations, you having never been with a woman before and all.