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#586578 - 03/22/13 07:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: CxGxPx]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS

Why don't you have another nervous breakdown and get into another fight with a female bus driver you fat mother fucker.


It's going to be hard ....

The last breakdown was due to a bad chemical mix.

This one's been working fairly well for a few years now.

Little hope of it failing badly enough for a breakdown.

And, being in Florida, I don't rely on mass transit at all. Maybe I'll have a road rage episode with a teen who decides to cut from the HOV lane across 4 lanes to the turn lane on 95 instead? Could happen ...

And as for the "fat", I weigh less than Panzer. So, he's rightfully got that title now. I'm secure in passing it to him. He's earned it.
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#586654 - 03/23/13 05:48 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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this has turned out to be my go to healthy lo-cal eat all week soup at the mo. broiled chicken into a corrot, leek and cabbage soup. a couple of chilli peppers int here and it's a beast..

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#586658 - 03/23/13 06:10 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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That's little Chan.

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#586660 - 03/23/13 06:26 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
That's little Chan.


it is loosely based on a thai recipe, so if that's somehow what you were inferring, well done!
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#586663 - 03/23/13 06:37 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Chicken. Right.

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#586673 - 03/23/13 07:39 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Ever get the feeling Pulpy kicks his dog if he even has the slightest inclination that someone might actually understand one of his posts?
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#586695 - 03/23/13 09:30 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Dachsund or German Shepherd?



Sorry, that was just terrible.

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#586706 - 03/23/13 10:36 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: drained]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
Over 1 pound of food. . .


Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Ambiguous.




There's a pot & kettle joke if I ever heard one.

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#586782 - 03/23/13 08:25 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Fried meat over noodles.

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#586789 - 03/23/13 10:29 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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leave it to panzer to combine a hamburger with pasta.^

i didnt whip up anything fancy tonight,just some noodles with grated cheddar.but ill be damned if it didnt hit the spot.
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#586790 - 03/23/13 10:36 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: frankie fatale]
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#586791 - 03/23/13 10:41 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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hmm.looks edible other than that white sauce which looks like ranch.i imagined you just cooked some ground beef and threw it on top.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
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#586793 - 03/23/13 10:43 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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^yes; I cut the beef into strips, then fried it with my spice mix, then added peppers and onions and then the BBQ sauce. Then I put it on top of noodles and put some Wish Bone ranch sauce. Over 1/2 pound of meat and over 1 pound of food!

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#586794 - 03/23/13 10:45 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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bleu cheese might taste better on your concoction there.or actually italian would.its also great with pizza.
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#586947 - 03/25/13 09:30 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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i made some homemade french fries in the oven earlier.it was the side to the chicken fried pork my mom made.i wish i wouldve made the pork though,this time it turned out a lil greasy.i gotta let it digest more and then hit the gym.
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#586956 - 03/25/13 10:13 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Yer mom makes chicken fried porn? Whatzat? She chomps down KFC in the nude?
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#586957 - 03/25/13 10:47 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
porn my mom made

I agree.

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#586979 - 03/26/13 10:15 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
frankie fatale Offline
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typo
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#587003 - 03/26/13 02:50 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Some cauldron-fried chicken.

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#587063 - 03/26/13 08:06 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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papa johns brought dinner tonight.the delivery girl was short enough to be considered a dwarf or midget,so i guess that was a bonus.theyre like unicorns almost.but onto the pizza:the first was a thin crust with pineapples,canadian bacon,three cheese mix,and baby portabello mushrooms;the second was also thin crust but had black olives,mushrooms,parmesan romano,and extra cheese.no butter dip,just pepperonicinis and special spices.

also for those interested,right now theyre offering chorizo as a topping.plus i got 25 points as part of their promotion for a free large next time and an extra 5 for what i ordered i guess.panzer hates the freeness of it all.:p
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#587065 - 03/26/13 08:08 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Jesus H Christ Frankie. Lay off the cheese. and Papa Johns? With all your talk about local pizza shoppes you order from them?
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#587066 - 03/26/13 08:11 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
frankie fatale Offline
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my mom ate too.theres like a whole pizza left.i havent eaten a thing today,just two shakes.im about ready for the third soon.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#587070 - 03/26/13 08:30 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: frankie fatale]
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so that's two pizzas...two shakes...one mom...and one shake that's yet to happen?.

frank... is this a tit fucking?. like from a Al-Qaeda perspective.

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#587072 - 03/26/13 09:24 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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On a related note: What happens when a suicide bomber already has a terminal illness. Does Allah deny him virgins because he has a pre-existing condition?

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#587077 - 03/26/13 09:42 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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it could very well be,and its also the ugliest tatoo yet.probably on some hipster girl.and what i was saying is theres still a whole pizza left.so if anything i had half of one.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#587092 - 03/27/13 05:01 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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ok frank...make sure your mom finishes that pie off today. we can't afford to be wasting pizza when we have the coloreds next door can we?.
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#587097 - 03/27/13 07:30 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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no,we definitely cant lou.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#587117 - 03/27/13 11:38 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
papa johns brought ..... the pizza:the first was a thin crust with pineapples,canadian bacon,three cheese mix,


I'm going to throw up my brisket.
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#587136 - 03/27/13 03:45 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
frankie fatale Offline
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my farts were so offensive today,that each time i smelled one i turned my head and made a funny face today.then i had mexican food for lunch and that added to it.those were some great carne asada tacos though.they did em right like in tj.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#587272 - 03/28/13 09:32 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Bourbon fried chicken, but you have to visit my blog to see the pics.

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#587274 - 03/28/13 09:34 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
but you have to visit my blog to see the pics.


No, thank you.

blinker
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#587285 - 03/29/13 06:50 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Panzer cooking with alcohol. What's the worst that can happen?
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#587289 - 03/29/13 08:44 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Investors trying to spike prices for the new apartment building built on the ashes of the crater he'll leave behind when he finds out what he shouldn't have saved money on first-hand, obviously.

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#587299 - 03/29/13 02:27 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: the unknown pervert]
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Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
Panzer cooking with alcohol. What's the worst that can happen?


Science loses its best living specimen to the impact of long-term tranny cumswallowing. The flames likely will sterilize what might remain of his charred corpse. Thus all research on that unique albeit toxic ecosystem is lost forever.

Forever, I say.
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#587314 - 03/29/13 03:36 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Alex, in the English language the term "fried chicken" denotes, exclusively, a chicken product with some kind of crispy coating (flour, batter, breading, etc.) which is fried submerged, partly or wholly, in oil. If you do not submerge the chicken, but rather toss it in a small quantity of oil in a pan, you are sautéing the chicken.

Also, both of the sautéed chicken dishes recently featured on your blog TheShitIEat.com look absolutely revolting, as per usual. Is it the lighting? I wonder if your camera is properly white-balanced.

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#587318 - 03/29/13 04:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Alex, in the English language the term "fried chicken" denotes, exclusively, a chicken product with some kind of crispy coating (flour, batter, breading, etc.) which is fried submerged, partly or wholly, in oil. If you do not submerge the chicken, but rather toss it in a small quantity of oil in a pan, you are sautéing the chicken.

Also, both of the sautéed chicken dishes recently featured on your blog TheShitIEat.com look absolutely revolting, as per usual. Is it the lighting? I wonder if your camera is properly white-balanced.

I consider fried chicken a chicken done any way other than boiled or baked/roasted. The camera is set on auto.

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#587319 - 03/29/13 05:06 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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He doesn't have the right definitions for "edible" and "food" so it's no surprise that he hasn't a clue on "fried" vs. "sautéed".
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#587323 - 03/29/13 06:06 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Vice Admiral Offline
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Is the lighting in your apartment fluorescent bulbs, Alex? Because that has a different color temperature, and your camera may not be making the correct adjustment in its "auto" setting.

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#587326 - 03/29/13 06:14 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Is the lighting in your apartment fluorescent bulbs, Alex?

Yes.

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#587327 - 03/29/13 06:23 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Vice Admiral Offline
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There's your problem.

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#587328 - 03/29/13 06:36 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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As if there was only ONE problem ....
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#587339 - 03/29/13 11:33 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
J.B.
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Again, there's a Panzer Food Thread that' smack dab full of food appropriate for Panzer.

Shit, it's even got Darrah for those who need a a guffaw.

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#587395 - 03/30/13 03:45 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Having beef and rice with asparagus. Also baking a mince meat pie.

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#587397 - 03/30/13 04:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
Having beef and rice with asparagus. Also baking a mince meat pie.


Stick your head in a gas oven on very low heat for 6 hrs. Matter of fact, don't even light it.

It's a small contribution you can make to society.

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#587399 - 03/30/13 05:00 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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It would take out the tweakers that live above him too.
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#587401 - 03/30/13 05:12 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Bornyo Offline
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Only if someone lights a match. He's probably on natural gas, so yeah.

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#587413 - 03/30/13 06:32 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
Having beef and rice with asparagus. Also baking a mince meat pie.


Stick your head in a gas oven on very low heat for 6 hrs. Matter of fact, don't even light it.

It's a small contribution you can make to society.


Why don't you kiss my fuckin' ass, Sharef.

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#587415 - 03/30/13 06:43 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Mr. Meat Offline
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I wish a madman would knock Borgyo the fuck out, then take a meat clever to his balls and feed it to a 350 lb pitbull.

(trying to stick with the cooking thread)

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#587416 - 03/30/13 07:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Bornyo
It's a small contribution you can make to society.


Sadly, Meatse mskes Panzer look like a humanitarian.

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#587418 - 03/30/13 08:42 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Don't fuckin start with me JB.

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