When Last we saw this slut she was doing this




Then she read a book and said this



The proud ASU whore monger grad and often injured $50 million PATs man went to vegas and did this



Then this happens





The Next day this makes headlines

yawn.in more important news according to porn fidelity.com, alanah rae is back after popping out her kid.

Love me some Alanah Rae.

I'm glad Bibi Jones is back. More hot chicks like Bibi Jones and Rikki Sixx please!!! Let's get porn back on track!

South said Bibi flaked on her first 2 shoots. Too bad they can't do a brain implant on that broad.

I wish the ugly ones would flake on shoots instead.

Is BiBi Jones or Britney Beth back?
One's a brand name and probably - well - intellectual property while the other's the name of a gonzo whore.
More gonzo money given a certain name recognition or pseudo porn stardom with just so much glamour all around?

Rikki Six. She's about as scene Barbie as the current porn pool seems to allow, yet might be in poisoned fish territory for some. More looking like her and faking like, say, Maddy O'Reilly might be good, as she does a good job getting fucked while begging to get choked, hit and spit on.

Where did South say that and was it Mike South or Jim South, Jerky?

And what's wrong with porn specifically? I thought it was all part of the show.

Yes, I love Maddy's look and performance. Add her to my hot list.

i think porn fidelity.com is help bringing porn back.

lisa ann pf trailer

bridgette b

beverly paige


gia i think youll like bailey skye^


shes got the same petite barbie doll look as rikki sixx.very jerkable.

Because it's the same whore, figgs. The tits must've blinded you if you're not trolling.

Elegant Angel obviously has some sort of Spiegler Girls subscription and rake in some that way.

Manwin makes money.

Porn will live.

so thats rikki sixx with a different name?

Most obviously so.

ok big daddy how bout this whore?




nikita von james:barbie fuckdoll for hire.

This one blinded you as well. Asking what Rikki Six and Bailey Skye have in common. Are you serious?!

you said they were the same broad.

Totally dif. First off, rikki's tits face the way they're supposed to.

and with that pipe d the gargoyle of trolling was knocked off of his perch above xpt.

He took an extra round, another pass, just enough to see if it was worth it. It looked as if it wasn't - Yes, these people had stuff figured out their own way.

The tits on Nikita Von James look as if the're related to Madison Ivy's, placement and orientation included. She doesn't seeem to find work these days...

He's certainly not "The Gangster of Love."

I saw Bibi feature earlier last year and she literally walked around the stage to music that is typically played in between the house dancers showcase on stage. The house girls got more stage attention than she did. I felt embarrassed for her but clearly that was her choice. :-/ Hopefully it was only because she wanted out of the biz.

You mean like Girls Girls Girls...or
That song by 2Unlimited
We Will Rock You
Sandstorm by Darude
Final Countdown

So many generic showcase songs. I hated clubs that made you do the showcase even if you were just about to dance for a customer and make money. I ignored it once in Seattle and they punished me by making me work day shift for a week.

^How much did you charge for a lapdances, presuming this wasn't a feature dancing gig?

The club sets the prices for house dancers.

So, the obvious question is, what was the house price for lap dances and how often did you do them?

Same damn price dances are and were since the dawn of time.
A lot. I like money.

20 bucks, what a deal! How much more if I wanted a lap dance from you to Angel Of Death?

Have you ever been to a strip club? You get a lap dance to whatever is playing which is decided by the girl dancing on stage. Because it's her stage set. Idiot.

Nope, never been to a strip club, hoe. A little touchy there today, huh Gia. So I guess a lap dance to Angel Of Death is out of the question.

Let me guess. You're Mr. I'm Too Good to Go to a Strip Club.

In 2000 the honeys always wanted to dance to the most creepiest "baby makin'" music there is. To annoy them back I'd have the DJ play whatever metal music he wanted to play. The best part is that a lot of girls didn't like going on stage and just wanted to hustle so they'd throw me up there on stage in place of them. So the grumpy bitches suddenly started showing up for their stage dances because they couldn't handle any form of rock music. Good times!

Not at all, just call me Mr. Sarcasm in regards to my preceding posts. Strip clubs are great if you like going broke paying for overpriced drinks and being hustled by hoes who view most patrons as suckas.

Why would customers be considered suckers? The only dancers who think customers are suckers, don't feel confident in the experience they're providing.

80% of my girlfriends have been strippers. I guess I'm just too good looking plus as a psychopath I'm exude familiarity.

Whores with doubts. Feelings next? Order.

That is the wrong attitude to take to a strip club. I prefer going in and and acting like I do here, a completely depraved perv. It helps keep away the strippers looking for suckers and sparks interesting conversations with the ones that are truly depraved whores.

what jerky said... strip clubs are like theme parks. yes you're going to get smoked on drinks so if you need to get fucked up do it before you get there if it's really that big of a deal. otherwise i cant think of a better way to spend time with a few close friends drinking and hanging out surrounded by pussy.

I always used to smoke a doobie on the drive, so I wasn't going in cold. Drinking to catch up can get pricey.

Also, there are plenty of places driving distance from me that are BYOB. Couple times we did sham bachelor parties and about 10 of us rolled into DayDreams in Philly w/ a keg. $20 cover is fine when you are bringing your own beer and gazing upon a myriad of waxed anuses.

The best dancers bend over and wink their assholes at you. Earned a few bucks extra from me. [back in my drankin days].

I had an idea. A televised trivia contest between Bibi Jones and Kacey Jordan. Fuck you Super Bowl ratings!

Failing to get both to agree to it, my secondary idea is one of them taking the GED test.

i know i've said it before but montreal is simply the. best. city for strip clubs. full nude and full bar with hookers serving shots equals win for everyone.

second is vancouver. i swear i met ryan phillipe in a strip club after a preds canucks game one time. i can't confirm it because i was fucked up and my older brother is lame.
i miss my 20's.

Did you blow him?

look where you went with that?. something you want to share?.

I was talking about Ryan Philippe, not your brother. I'm not a Foxx.

go on... let it out jig. you've taken a big step.

I was having a Figgs moment.

i wouldn't use the past tense just yet.

I think I have already shared my story of seeing a young Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson at a strip club in Boston, and not realizing it till months later cause I was sooooo stoned in the joint. No idea the dude he was there with.

North Jersey strip clubs in the vicinity of Newark Airport used to be littered w/ WWE guys.

That sounds like a good plan but taking the other extreme can have the same results. If you act like you are bored by it all and completely jaded, the sucker seekers won't waste their time on you, but the depraved whores will view you as a challenge and give you their best shot. It has worked well for me more than once and I've been inside a strip club less than a dozen times in my entire life.

There is a new club called Downtown that is fucking excellent. It's chill like Wanda's (mellow bouncers etc) but still crazy enough to keep the squares and frat boys out.

since we're all talking about strippers and you guys are all forum jockeys. Here is a interesting forum all about strippers, webcam girls, escorts and whores in general. It's a place to lurk not to participate.

think of it as observing the unfiltered thoughts of whores like you're in a blind in the Serengeti observing the wildlife drinking from the life giving waters.

www.stripperweb.com

here is a sample of the things these whores post to one another...

That has the potential to be better than Penthouse letters. Should get a thread in Website Talk.

oh that's good stuff nate. like the alchy forum bornyo hooked up once. #wheelhouse

nate brought the goods.

The last party i did was totally insane. it was a work party for a construction comany who's slogan is "erections 7 days a week!". Mexican guys loooove me, and there were lots of em here. Everyone was very grabby but they were tipping so good that i didnt want to make a big deal out of it. The guys knew that my pussy was off limits but its ok to touch Lauras and so i only had to slap hands away a few times, no one tried to stick anything in me. It was a fun party atmosphere, the guys were going nuts and tipping like crazy, they all wanted dances! The boss of the company had these ski goggles with tape over the eyes and a dildo glued in the middle that one guy wear and then get on the stage crawling around on all 4's with us, trying to find us and fuck us with the dildo, they didnt catch me, but laura got fucked with that thing by a few different guys. At the end of the night the boss brought out a huge footlong double ended dildo, the thing was probably like 6 inches around, that he wanted us to use. Laura let one of the guys put it in her, and they wanted me to get on the other end, but i wasnt going to do that so i just sucked it and fucked her with it while they made it rain. Then it was time for us to go, but laura had some business to do in the room that we got dressed in, i heard her fucking a guy in the bathroom when i went in to get my clothes, and there were about 6 guys in there waiting for their turn. The bouncer didnt come into the room with us, nothing happened, but i was alone in that room with those guys for a second and could have easily been gang raped! A couple younger guys who were there invited me to their car to smoke hash with them, they were cool, and i hung out with them until laura was finished. We getting ready to leave and right before i got in the car one of the older guys there called me over. He grabbed my tits and tried to touch my pussy, then said "i dont wanna be the only one who didnt get to feel you up!". i didnt know what to say, i just got in the car and counted my $. I made $500 after that and decided that private party dancing is not for me. I have enough regrets already.



this threads pretty good

Don't get me wrong I love me a good strip club, but it's just a money pit imo. When I was in college I was in a band that was lucky enough to practice in a strip club other than somebody's garage, so I think I know the tricks of the trade. They would set their own rates rather than house rates for lap dances. True there are stage dancers who love their craft, but lets not forget it's just away to make rent for most. All I was saying was if you're looking for sincerity in a strip club you are looking in the wrong place.
However, there was a shady club in NYC that shut down that just basically had lap dance booths for private dances so you could skip the b.s. and go straight for the lap dance and probably more which is the way to go.

What do you mean by sincerity? pick a pretty girl (or girls) and have them give you a dance. If a girl you're not into asks for a dance, say no thanks. I don't see what's so difficult about this. Also, I'm kinda bothered by you being bothered that some girls are there for rent money. News flash: even the dancers who absolutely love their job are there for money as well.

And as for drink prices, yes it can be expensive, but most places won't hassle you all night about buying another drink if they see you buying dances or at least tipping on stage. Just nurse your drink.

Geez Gia, it's easy as pie to get a lap dance & I didn't say I was looking for a sincere lap dance from a sensitive and caring stripper. All I was sayin' before was there are bitches who don't give a shit about you and/or what they do in strip clubs like anywhere else. What's so difficult about understanding that? Why are you so touchy about it? It's a great way to make a buck if you can handle it. There are places with bouncers who are on the look out for those who just nurse drinks. Most places want you to buy booze which is where they make their money.

You never see a stripper as pissed off as when you get up, throw a 20 on the couch, and walk out when she's giving you an air dance.

Trust me, I'm very aware it's a great way to make money. I look back fondly at that time in my life.

That's cool, now I'm aware of why you are so touchy about it and now I'm craving me a lap dance.

Sorry, I no longer strip.

No prob, there are plenty of strip clubs within driving distance for when I feel the urge. If only all strippers cared about their craft like you do then I'd have no reason to complain.

Many do, actually.

When it comes to sex workers of any kind, I've found a low expectation of performance to my best friend. It is impossible for me to be disappointed, yet easy for me to be impressed. It works for me.

I wouldn't say low expectation is the term you mean. More like the best attitude is to go in with a laid back attitude. It's like going to a restaurant- if the point of you going in is just to be difficult or have a sense of entitlement, your waiter will still deliver standard good service, but they won't be that into serving you.

what i know is dont go into a strip club unless you're going in for the wrong reasons. otherwise its going to be pain. also, never spend too much on a rug because you never know when you'll need to roll a stripper up in one.

alanah rae apparently has a black baby so she will be pumping out lots of nasty scenes to pay for it's bond hearings.

glad to see britney beth back.