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#601654 - 11/10/13 03:25 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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This might belong in the pet peeves thread, but anyway. I'm getting a little irritated with how fast food places always throw in french fries or hash browns with my order even when I specifically request just a sandwich and a drink and not a combo. It's like the people pulling the order are so used to throwing fries/hash browns in the bag that they just automatically do it even if you don't want it. It's kind of hard to eat just an Egg White Delight from McD's and then throw away the hash browns.
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#601657 - 11/10/13 05:50 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Bornyo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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With the shit you eat, 200 pounds is a pipedream you'll never achieve. You're too goddamned lazy and lack the mental tenacity to sustain a weight loss/health change over the long haul. And losing and keeping off 100 pounds is a long haul change over how you live now. You may see 285 for a month, about the second month, but after that it's back to 300 plus. that's not true. he had his chance 4 or 5 years ago when i was in the city a few times. i offered to meet him and disintegrate his face if he wanted.
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#601658 - 11/10/13 06:20 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: LouCypher]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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With the shit you eat, 200 pounds is a pipedream you'll never achieve. You're too goddamned lazy and lack the mental tenacity to sustain a weight loss/health change over the long haul. And losing and keeping off 100 pounds is a long haul change over how you live now. You may see 285 for a month, about the second month, but after that it's back to 300 plus. that's not true. he had his chance 4 or 5 years ago when i was in the city a few times. i offered to meet him and disintegrate his face if he wanted. Hows your son doing?
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#601661 - 11/10/13 07:14 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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good, about half your weight but twice the man you are. thanks for asking.
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#601662 - 11/10/13 07:35 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: LouCypher]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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good, about half your weight but twice the man you are. thanks for asking. I will kick his ass and punch you in the throat!
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#601733 - 11/12/13 06:49 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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1 KFC Go Cup with 2x chicken tenders and potato wedges [540 calories]
went with the dark meat did you?.
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#601746 - 11/12/13 10:28 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: LouCypher]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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1 KFC Go Cup with 2x chicken tenders and potato wedges [540 calories]
went with the dark meat did you?. Chicken tenders are white meat.
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#601763 - 11/13/13 01:19 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Steezo]
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/17/11
Posts: 622
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^^^ Luckily you weren't jizz intolerant. Actually, they say that morning sickness is caused by a woman's immune system reacting to a foreign substance (jizz) in her body. The cure? Oral sex complete with swallowing his load. It acclimates her body to the foreign substance. True story. From science. Morning sickness should indicate a sign that you have no business having a kid these days and abort. :-O
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#601954 - 11/17/13 06:03 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Eat better so you don't have to work out so long. Time is money. I started adding Wyler's Light to my water bottle at the gym. You know Wyler's Light? [Do they sell it on the west coast?]. Its like poor man's Crystal Light. Its by the same company that makes Flavor Aid and $1.00 freezer pops.
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#601983 - 11/17/13 11:07 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Gotten hip to this guy recently. I've had to eat crow on some of my nutritional gospel of late (get it?) and this guy sums most of it up really well. Summary: Super-foods are bullshit, paleo (and the rest of the fads are) bullshit , and nutrient timing is bullshit. Eat like a goddamn adult and use your fucking head, basically. http://www.alanaragonblog.com/
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#605421 - 01/27/14 05:43 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: JasonH]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Spoiler alert post most likely contains TMI but considering the diagnosis and symptoms that led to said diagnosis it can't really be helped.
A couple of weeks ago I woke up to the wonderful surprise of my normally small peach/large nectarine sized ball sack being inflamed to the size of a medium coconut with much pain in the surrounding lower abdominal and groin areas to go with it.
Trip to the doctor led to an initial diagnosis of a possible acute hernia and an urgent suggestion to head to the emergency room of a trusted hospital ASAP for treatment. That led to about three hours being spent in said emergency room with various people treating those parts of my anatomy like a pinata and eventually an ultrasound being done on me. Official diagnosis was inguinal hernia and epididymitis.
Ten days of antibiotics have returned the scrotum to its normal size but I am still dealing with a hernia that is pain free approximately 40% of the time, shooting out minor and tolerable pain another 40% of the time and hurts like hell the other 20% of the time.
The doctors at the emergency room wanted to do the old wait and see act before looking into possible surgery. I stupidly blew off the follow up appointment because the first week afterwards was relatively pain free however the second week hasn't been. I have a three thousand dollar deductible on my health insurance which might as well be thirty thousand considering my financial state right now. I simply can not afford to make trip after trip to the doctor while they run various tests on me only to say we don't want to do anything now let's keep running tests for a couple of months and see how it goes knowing that those tests will result in a $3001 medical bill when all is said and done.
Anyone have any experience with this matter?
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#605452 - 01/28/14 02:08 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: the unknown pervert]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Yes.
There is a very short answer that I'm sure will be blown off as just me being a wise-ass, but it is the correct advice for this situation even if sounds like I'm skirting the issue at first. I am not doing that. This is real advice.
You need to sit down and find a good Internist to become your new primary care physician. The end.
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Either the first "doctor" you went to that sent you to the emergency room was a worthless twat or you went to some urgent care walk in clinic (same thing, different name).
This is a problem that CANNOT be managed correctly by urgent care clinics, walk in clinics, emergency room doctors, or worthless twats.
The thing to do TODAY is spend some time researching the Internists in your area and find one that suits you (office is nearby, has admitting privileges at the local hospital, speaks English, graduated from school, takes your insurance, etc, etc). Then set up an initial meeting that is geared towards your general health not your ball sack. You tell the receptionist that you were recently in the emergency room and the ER Doctor strongly advised you that you should find a primary care doctor and that is what prompted you to make the call to her office today and you wanted to set up a general health initial visit.
You then walk in the office with the goal in your head of finding a new primary care doctor, not having surgery on your hernia. Aside from the initial visit form that they'll likely have you fill out, forget all about your hernia.
Then when the doctor walks in the room, you tell them that you decided it was time to find a new primary care doctor and you choose them. You mention that this whole thing came up because you were recently in the ER because of some trouble you were having and the ER Doctor stressed how important it was for you to have a good primary care doctor and that is why you are there in his office today.
Take your time researching your new primary care doctor and do it right. You will know you have done a good job if your hernia problem is then handled automatically for you. This is the quickest, most painless, and most cost effective way to deal with your hernia.
Uhm, however, if you pick another worthless twat like the first one you went to, you'll be wasting a hell of a lot more of your time and money.
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#607464 - 03/11/14 11:44 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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in the past 6 days, I only seen 2 people [1 yesterday and 1 today] with towels at the gym. Are there any gyms that actual require you to use/bring the towels, or they will kick you out or revoke your membership? Panzer concerned about hygiene and cleanliness? Am I on drugs?
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#607527 - 03/12/14 11:55 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Yoga is in. boxing is out (for now). my shoulder is fucked up.
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#607531 - 03/13/14 01:32 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: tattypatty]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Yoga is in. boxing is out (for now). my shoulder is fucked up. They got "yoga" enemas on eBay from India. They come with like 20x rectal nozzles in a box.
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#607532 - 03/13/14 01:33 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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in the past 6 days, I only seen 2 people [1 yesterday and 1 today] with towels at the gym. Are there any gyms that actual require you to use/bring the towels, or they will kick you out or revoke your membership? Panzer concerned about hygiene and cleanliness? Am I on drugs? Just observing. Because there are flat screen TVs allover the gym that have all kinds of Power-Point-like slides on a loop that say "no cell phones", "limit the use of perfumes", "wipe down the machines after use", "use towels", etc. But no one follows this shit.
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#608037 - 03/18/14 10:23 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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When did you explode, exactly? There are some pics floating around where you look kinda tall and lean, even the one with you and Brandon. And what caused it? Did you just start shoveling shit into your mouth one day? Were you an athlete who stopped training? I am curious, Panzer.
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#608041 - 03/18/14 10:54 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: tattypatty]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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When did you explode, exactly? There are some pics floating around where you look kinda tall and lean, even the one with you and Brandon. And what caused it? Did you just start shoveling shit into your mouth one day? Were you an athlete who stopped training? I am curious, Panzer. Several years ago I kinda crossed the 280 pounds and then it began going up until I got around 330 pounds. Been going to the gym for several weeks now, but my new strategy is "slow-and-low" with around 1 hour [30+30 mins] on the elliptical with moderate climb and resistance [10 and 10] for the total of 700 calories]. 3 days gym and the 4th day is break. I don't want to limit myself with food, but the new strategy is 1 pound off per week. I used to be skinny as a kid: my parents even got me to the doctors because I wouldn't eat, but then I kinda got normal. I was even enrolled into swimming "section" once a week [kinda like karate classes here in the states].
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#608042 - 03/18/14 11:23 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Dude, you don't have to limit yourself with food, just not eat absolute shit.
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#608089 - 03/19/14 08:26 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Take something leafy and green once in a while.
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#608090 - 03/19/14 09:56 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Take something leafy and green once in a while. I eat Boiled Tongue Salad every once in a couple of days.
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#608094 - 03/19/14 10:04 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Alex, you know you live in a first world country now, right?
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#608097 - 03/19/14 11:04 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Take your time researching your new primary care doctor and do it right. You will know you have done a good job if your hernia problem is then handled automatically for you. This is the quickest, most painless, and most cost effective way to deal with your hernia. But you don't explain the details of the "handling" of the hernia problem. Most of these hernias are managed by a primary care doctor "reducing" the hernia by pushing things back into their proper place, and possibly the wear of a compression garment.
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#608106 - 03/20/14 09:06 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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muay thai in an hour.
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#608115 - 03/20/14 02:29 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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#608120 - 03/20/14 02:49 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Make some vitello tonnato with that tounge. Usually it's cold veal, but you can add some tounge action to it. And while you are at it, order some Deep Fried Rocky Mountain Oysters.
You'll swear you had that taste in your mouth before.
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#608125 - 03/20/14 04:42 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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When the cornhole day will be there? As if your ass isn't turned out enough from your grandmother's pegging.
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#608128 - 03/20/14 04:53 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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heh.
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#608133 - 03/20/14 06:14 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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J.B.
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but then I kinda got normal. Not even by G-Building standards, Mayor McCheese.
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#608538 - 03/29/14 04:57 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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definitely an inside joke
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#609352 - 04/15/14 09:53 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Vice Admiral]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Three hundred pounds is really heavy, Alex. I'm 6' 1" and 190 lbs, and to speak frankly, I'm fat. I could stand to drop 20-30 lbs., although it would require the purchase of a new wardrobe. You need to lose at least 100 lbs., bro. I figured that 1 pound per week is okay. For every 10 pounds [starting at 300 pounds], I will go to Olive Garden, as a milestone celebration. I switched the chest press to lateral pull downs, because yesterday I could feel too much chest pressure on the heart area.
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#609353 - 04/15/14 10:10 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I felt too much chest pressure on the heart area Re-examine your food choices.
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