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#330886 - 12/20/08 10:44 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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The Running Man

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#330887 - 12/20/08 10:46 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Night Shift

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#330888 - 12/20/08 12:56 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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"Black Book" - directed by Paul Verhoeven. Epic in scale, sort of. Not bad, though the director squeezes in a horrific scene involving a huge pail of feces and a semi-naked heroine. Not as good as "Lives of Others," or life as a semi-awake intellectual in the GDR.

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#330889 - 12/20/08 01:17 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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I watched Wolf last night. I hadn't seen it since it was in theaters.
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#330890 - 12/20/08 01:40 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Bangkok Dangerous




I tried to watch the Nicholas Cage remake 4 times. I kept falling asleep. I finally decided that the movies sucked super bad and never finished it and deleted it.
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#330891 - 12/20/08 06:28 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Howl's Moving Castle.

The ending was cheesy, and having Christian Bale in full Batman voice was wrong, but the first 90 minutes was pretty, pret-ty, pret....ty cool.

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#330892 - 12/20/08 08:48 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Pootie Tang

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#330893 - 12/20/08 08:50 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Undercover Brother

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#330894 - 12/20/08 10:24 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Hot Stuff

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#330895 - 12/21/08 02:49 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Instead of Hot Stuff you should've watched Soul Plane.
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#330896 - 12/21/08 03:16 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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No person should have to suffer through Soul Plane.
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#330897 - 12/21/08 03:25 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Burn After Reading



Should've been called "burn after watching".

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#330898 - 12/21/08 03:28 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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There should be a law that everyone should have to watch "Super Fuzz"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngvYJtpXkM4&feature=related
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#330899 - 12/21/08 06:16 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Wrangler: Anatomy of an Icon. It's a documentary of gay pornstar-turned-straight pornstar-turned-legit theatre guy Jack Wrangler. Faggy, but interesting.
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#330900 - 12/21/08 06:25 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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The Departed

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#330901 - 12/21/08 06:28 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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@Renfield: You should watch the movie that The Departed is a remake of. The original is always better then the shitty American remake.

Infernal Affairs (2002)
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#330902 - 12/21/08 06:32 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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@Renfield: You should watch the movie that The Departed is a remake of. The original is always better then the shitty American remake.

Infernal Affairs (2002)



Oh I love Internal Affairs (is that what you're talking about) with Richard Gere and Andy Garcia?? I saw it about 1000 times...loved it.

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#330903 - 12/21/08 06:47 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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There should be a law that everyone should have to watch "Super Fuzz"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngvYJtpXkM4&feature=related



HBO used to play that along with Midnight Madness and Goin' Ape every other day.

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#330904 - 12/21/08 06:54 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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@Renfield: You should watch the movie that The Departed is a remake of. The original is always better then the shitty American remake.

Infernal Affairs (2002)



Oh I love Internal Affairs (is that what you're talking about) with Richard Gere and Andy Garcia?? I saw it about 1000 times...loved it.


I was just thinking about this, I dont think that's the movie you're talking about right??

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#330905 - 12/21/08 07:02 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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My buddy who lives in NY (the one I'm supposed to visit) is in the Departed. Nicholson didn't know most of his lines and had an assistant transmit the dialogue via earpiece.
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#330906 - 12/21/08 07:04 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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so what you're saying is that Nicholson has devolved into a rent-a-corpse

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#330907 - 12/21/08 07:05 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Renfield, follow the link.

"The Departed" is a remake of a Hong Kong movie called "Infernal Affairs" (Chinese name "Mou gaan dou")
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#330908 - 12/22/08 07:18 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Renfield, follow the link.

"The Departed" is a remake of a Hong Kong movie called "Infernal Affairs" (Chinese name "Mou gaan dou")


Thank you, I thought you just made a typo..

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#330909 - 12/22/08 07:29 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Secretary

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/

This was one of the better movies I seen in the last year. So good I"m thinking of actually buying the DVD which I rarely do anymore.
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#330910 - 12/22/08 04:54 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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The Mark of Cain. It's a doc about russian prison tattoos. Fuck, Alex, your people are ugly....
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#330911 - 12/22/08 08:59 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Instead of Hot Stuff you should've watched Soul Plane.




I was trying to figure out how to fence the jewels that I stole off Paris Hilton.....dont want the cops to bust me.....

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#330912 - 12/22/08 09:00 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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No Contest

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#330913 - 12/22/08 09:02 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

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#330914 - 12/22/08 09:18 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Wonderland









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#330915 - 12/22/08 11:50 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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I actually remember watching Moonwalker at a Drive-in cinema, where you hook the speakers to the window of your car and watch a huge screen about 1/4 mile away through a buggy windscreen, reeking of mosquito repellent so you don't get eaten alive while eating your popcorn. Basically a bunch of music videos held together by some loopy story about Michael taking kids around a Hollywood studio and being chased around by a claymation gang that later turns out to be... Joe Pesci.

I know it's not funny but I couldn't help but smile that the leading lady in this film was 8.

Cool as Ice however I had never seen and now I wish it had stayed that way. Some of the lines in this are utter cank and while it's meant to be funny it isn't. You'd think with a typical retarded story and lines like "Drop that zero and get with the hero" can't get any worse, but wait until you see the "romance scene" and Ice's dancing and you'll never be the same again.
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#330916 - 12/23/08 12:15 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Haha Ice reminds me of Donkey in that pic....
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#330917 - 12/23/08 06:25 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Haha Ice reminds me of Donkey in that pic....




I concur!
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#330918 - 12/23/08 03:38 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Someone Photoshop a puaka shell necklace on him and we're all set!

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#330919 - 12/25/08 09:28 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Criminal Russia: Battle Within The Zhiguli

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#330920 - 12/25/08 10:05 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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a christmas fill the disc changer marathon:
a christmas story- ralphies the shit
elf- i have a james caan thing, go figure
scrooged- i have a longstanding bill murray thing
planes trains and automobiles- i know its technically a thanksgiving movie, but i love steve martin
and spongebob christmas disc
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#330921 - 12/25/08 03:00 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Meatballs.



I watched it and cut out all the Kristine DeBell scenes to intersperse with her "Alice in Wonderland" stuff. Actually, she looks younger in Meatballs, though that is older.
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#330922 - 12/25/08 10:03 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Criminal Russia: Terminator Kurgansky
Criminal Russia: The Right for Hope
Criminal Russia: Bandit's Affair
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#330923 - 12/25/08 10:12 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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a christmas story- ralphies the shit





He Pretty, did you know Flick (the kid who sticks his tongue to the flag pole) went on to be in porn?





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#330924 - 12/26/08 02:51 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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#330925 - 12/26/08 07:46 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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#330926 - 12/26/08 07:56 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Registered: 12/25/08
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the wrestler




I'm waiting for that to be released here which will probably be quite a while.

What's it like?...looks good.

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#330927 - 12/26/08 08:14 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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i liked it, but then again, i'm not the kind of guy who would resort to attempted murder if someone cuts me off in traffic, (or even the type of person who would say i did on an internet message board) so maybe you should take that with a grain of salt. i guess i would say, if you're a wrestling fan, believe the hype.
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#330928 - 12/26/08 08:27 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Yeah, I like wrestling..or I did up until around 2000 or so. Not keen on it these days. And Mickey Rourke is always worth watching.

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#330929 - 12/27/08 07:05 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Did I mention that I watched "The Bishop's Wife" while I joined wmv files from RealityKings and BangBros using Boilsoft?




The best part of the movie is the angel helps the agnostic and doesn't judge him or tell him he's condemned to Hell for not kowtowing to the Church. I really like that message.
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#330930 - 12/28/08 03:42 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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#330931 - 12/28/08 05:02 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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i got the husband all the star wars movies for christmas, and so far we've watched 'the phantom menace' and 'attack of the clones.' they're way better than expected, but natalie portman can't act for shit.
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#330932 - 12/28/08 07:17 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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No one in the prequels can act...even good acters like Ewen McGregor and Christopher lee.

It's George Lucas' direction and lifeless scripts

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#330933 - 12/28/08 07:26 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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i got the husband all the star wars movies for christmas, and so far we've watched 'the phantom menace' and 'attack of the clones.' they're way better than expected, but natalie portman can't act for shit.




Natalie Portman peaked in The Professional. Ask Burg.
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#330934 - 12/28/08 08:46 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
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#330935 - 12/29/08 12:16 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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10 years later and I still can't understand the plot of "The Phantom Menace."



Got "YPF: Young People Fucking" when it appeared on the Netflix and watched it with the girlfriend tonight. Canadian comedy, a few cliched moments (one involving a strap-on), a few good laughs. Ample amount of tits in it if you're looking for some softcore fun.

7/10 stars.
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