That's clever, you sad little man.

Best of luck in your job search. I don't want to burst your bubble but I think all the positions for dopes that want to recount every girl who's talked nicely to them are filled already.

In the meantime, you might be able to earn some commission income here:



Let me get you started: Run along, you inconsequential little man - your disability cheque might have been delivered to your mailbox today.

Well, I got my $2 worth.

Enjoy rent day tomorrow.